英文笑話怎麼翻譯成英語怎麼說

① 笑話有英語怎麼說

笑話 [xiào hua]
（引人發笑的故事， 笑料）
joke;
jest;
jape:

鬧笑話
make a fool of oneself;
make a funny mistake;

說笑話
crack a joke;
jape;

短語
（恥笑; 譏笑）
laugh at;
ridicule;
howl;
sneer at:

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② 一個笑話翻譯成英文

A joke.

③ 英語小笑話 翻譯成英文怎麼拼

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英語小笑話來 = English Quick Joke
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小笑話是短的源笑話，很快便可以看完，所以洋人稱它為「快」的笑話……Quick Joke
例子：Daily Quick Joke（每日小笑話）http://www.funs.co.uk/dailyq/archives.html

④ 講英語笑話用英語怎麼說 在線等

crack a english joke 或者是 tell a english joke都是地道的表達

⑤ 這笑話怎麼翻譯成英文

A psychopath was singing on the bed, then he stirred on the bed and went on singing. A doctor asked him:Why do you stirred on the bed? It's not related to sing! psychopath said:Fool,I'll certainly sing following B side when i've finished A side.

It was raining heavily outside.Psychopaths went out to drench with rain. They said:Great!Just like having a bath! Only one person didn't go out.The doctor asked him:Why not go out?The person answered:It's really stupid to go out that they don't wait until the rain become warm!

⑥ 「笑話」翻譯成英文怎麼說

joke是笑話的意思，play a joke on sb.是開某人一個玩笑，tell a joke是講笑話
joker除了當講笑話的人，還當做小丑講，撲克牌裡面的大小王就是這個詞

⑦ 小笑話，用英語怎麼說

小笑話 a little joke
如：
Today I'll tell a little joke to you.
Today I'll tell you a little joke.
今天我給大家講一個小笑話。

英語笑話故事

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？
約翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒？
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，「發生了什麼事？」
「一個男孩咬了我一口，」伊凡說。
「再見到他你能認出來嗎？」媽媽問。
「他走到哪裡我都能認出他，」伊凡說。「他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。」

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：「爸爸，『醉』字是什麼意思？」 「唔，孩子，」父親回答說，「你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。」 「可是，爸爸， 」孩子說，「那兒只有一個警察呀！」

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

好客

由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：「孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪？」 「在捕鼠夾上，先生。」那小男孩說。

⑧ 英文笑話翻譯

I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?

是諧音 冷笑話 lay off的意思就是炒了某人
所以這句子「lay you or Jack off」其實是「炒了你或者Jack」的意思
但Barbara聽成了「lay you, or jack off 」意思是「我該艹你還是關燈呢？我不知道該做哪個」

— — 大概意思就是解僱一個人都能想到被艹 諧音笑話而已 沒太大的笑點 就這了 有不懂的可以繼續問

⑨ 笑話用英語怎麼說

什麼叫做英語笑話？英語笑話在英語中說就跟你用中文說中文笑話，不是一樣的嗎？你如果是指這個笑話是用英文說出來的，我覺得直接用joke講即可；然而你若是形容這一個笑話是英文的話，就說english
joke
也是可以的。
drollery；jest；joke
都是指笑話的意思，不過我們通常用的就是joke，至少我是那麼認為的。

⑩ 翻譯成英語笑話

e were interested in discovering just how the doomed hero chose to spend his last days