heylads單詞英語怎麼讀
1. 急需一篇幽默的英語短文！五分鍾左右的！快。。。。。。。。。。。。
英語幽默：Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
一隻母老鼠帶著孩子出來散步，突然她看見一隻貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽。
母老鼠向著貓叫道：「汪，汪，汪」，貓聽了非常害怕，拚命跑走了。
母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對孩子說：「現在你知道外語的重要性了吧。」
Catch a cold 得感冒
During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent.
"How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round.
"Well, if you keep this up," replied the coach, "he might feel the wind and catch a cold."
http://enghumor.anyp.cn/040227092045218.aspx
參考資料：http://enghumor.anyp.cn/040227092045218.aspx
1.CLINTON'S BIGGEST BILL
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
"What is it?" exclaims the President.
"It's the Abortion Bill, Mr. President - what do you want to do about it?"
"Just go ahead and pay it."
2.A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer.
Once at the dealer, she found her salesman and began to excitedly explain that her radio was not working, and they must replace it since she only had one radio station. The salesman calmed her down and told her that her car radio was voice-activated, and that she would only need to state aloud the type of music that she wanted and the car would find it.
She got into the car and started the engine and then said the word "country," and the radio changed to a station playing a George Strait song. She was satisfied and started home. After a while she decided to try out the radio and said "rock 'n' roll;" the radio station changed and a song by the Rolling Stones came from the speakers. Quite pleased, the woman continued driving.
A few blocks from her house, another driver ran a light causing her to slam on her brakes to avoid a collision. The woman angrily exclaimed, "Asshole!"
...The radio cut over to George Bush's press conference.
3.ORDERING DINNER
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish," Hillary replies.
4.911 EMERGENCY NUMBER
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.
The horrified nurse said, "Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?"
The lady said, "My phone doesn't have an eleven."
5.THE DEAF WIFE
A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf."
The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."
The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.
Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!"
6.BILL TAKES A PLANE RIDE
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, The Dali Lama, and a hippie.
Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.
The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you, you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
7.THE PROFESSOR OF ECONOMICS
An economics professor at school had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were to be completed at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam after the bell would take a zero on the exam.
Well, one guy kept writing on his exam for a while after the bell and then confidently strode up to turn it in. The professor looked at him and said, "Don't bother to hand that paper in... you get a zero for continuing after the bell."
The guy looked at him and said, "Professor, do you know who I am!"
The professor replied, "No, and I don't care if your dad is president of the United States...you get a zero on this exam"
The guy, with a enraged look on his face, shouted, "You mean you have no idea who I am?"
The professor responded, "No, I've no idea who you think you are."
With that, the guy said "Good!" plunged his exam into the middle of the stack of other student's exams, and did a hasty retreat from the examination room!
8.PRESENTS FOR TEACHER
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
9.DRUNK DRIVING STORIES
Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car telling him to pull over.
The other two are really worried. "What are we going to do with our beers? We're in trouble!"
"No," the driver says, "it's OK, just pull the label off your bottle and stick them on your foreheads, and the bloke pulls over.
The police officer then walks up and says, "You lads were swerving all around the road back there. Have you been drinking?"
"Oh, no, officer," says the driver, pointing to his forehead, "We're trying to give up, so we're on the patch."
10.SMALL TOWN COPS
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"
"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."
http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/crime/crime4.htm
2. 急求10篇英語小短文
英語幽默：Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
一隻母老鼠帶著孩子出來散步，突然她看見一隻貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽。
母老鼠向著貓叫道：「汪，汪，汪」，貓聽了非常害怕，拚命跑走了。
母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對孩子說：「現在你知道外語的重要性了吧。」
Catch a cold 得感冒
During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent.
"How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round.
"Well, if you keep this up," replied the coach, "he might feel the wind and catch a cold."
1.CLINTON'S BIGGEST BILL
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
"What is it?" exclaims the President.
"It's the Abortion Bill, Mr. President - what do you want to do about it?"
"Just go ahead and pay it."
2.A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer.
Once at the dealer, she found her salesman and began to excitedly explain that her radio was not working, and they must replace it since she only had one radio station. The salesman calmed her down and told her that her car radio was voice-activated, and that she would only need to state aloud the type of music that she wanted and the car would find it.
She got into the car and started the engine and then said the word "country," and the radio changed to a station playing a George Strait song. She was satisfied and started home. After a while she decided to try out the radio and said "rock 'n' roll;" the radio station changed and a song by the Rolling Stones came from the speakers. Quite pleased, the woman continued driving.
A few blocks from her house, another driver ran a light causing her to slam on her brakes to avoid a collision. The woman angrily exclaimed, "Asshole!"
...The radio cut over to George Bush's press conference.
3.ORDERING DINNER
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish," Hillary replies.
4.911 EMERGENCY NUMBER
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.
The horrified nurse said, "Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?"
The lady said, "My phone doesn't have an eleven."
5.THE DEAF WIFE
A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf."
The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."
The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.
Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!"
6.BILL TAKES A PLANE RIDE
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, The Dali Lama, and a hippie.
Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.
The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you, you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
7.THE PROFESSOR OF ECONOMICS
An economics professor at school had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were to be completed at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam after the bell would take a zero on the exam.
Well, one guy kept writing on his exam for a while after the bell and then confidently strode up to turn it in. The professor looked at him and said, "Don't bother to hand that paper in... you get a zero for continuing after the bell."
The guy looked at him and said, "Professor, do you know who I am!"
The professor replied, "No, and I don't care if your dad is president of the United States...you get a zero on this exam"
The guy, with a enraged look on his face, shouted, "You mean you have no idea who I am?"
The professor responded, "No, I've no idea who you think you are."
With that, the guy said "Good!" plunged his exam into the middle of the stack of other student's exams, and did a hasty retreat from the examination room!
8.PRESENTS FOR TEACHER
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
9.DRUNK DRIVING STORIES
Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car telling him to pull over.
The other two are really worried. "What are we going to do with our beers? We're in trouble!"
"No," the driver says, "it's OK, just pull the label off your bottle and stick them on your foreheads, and the bloke pulls over.
The police officer then walks up and says, "You lads were swerving all around the road back there. Have you been drinking?"
"Oh, no, officer," says the driver, pointing to his forehead, "We're trying to give up, so we're on the patch."
10.SMALL TOWN COPS
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"
"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."
3. 有沒有標準的英語笑話
Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
Catch a cold 得感冒
During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent.
"How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round.
"Well, if you keep this up," replied the coach, "he might feel the wind and catch a cold."
1.CLINTON'S BIGGEST BILL
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
"What is it?" exclaims the President.
"It's the Abortion Bill, Mr. President - what do you want to do about it?"
"Just go ahead and pay it."
2.A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer.
Once at the dealer, she found her salesman and began to excitedly explain that her radio was not working, and they must replace it since she only had one radio station. The salesman calmed her down and told her that her car radio was voice-activated, and that she would only need to state aloud the type of music that she wanted and the car would find it.
She got into the car and started the engine and then said the word "country," and the radio changed to a station playing a George Strait song. She was satisfied and started home. After a while she decided to try out the radio and said "rock 'n' roll;" the radio station changed and a song by the Rolling Stones came from the speakers. Quite pleased, the woman continued driving.
A few blocks from her house, another driver ran a light causing her to slam on her brakes to avoid a collision. The woman angrily exclaimed, "Asshole!"
...The radio cut over to George Bush's press conference.
3.ORDERING DINNER
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, HE'll have the fish," Hillary replies.
4.911 EMERGENCY NUMBER
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.
The horrified nurse said, "Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?"
The lady said, "My phone doesn't have an eleven."
5.THE DEAF WIFE
A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf."
The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."
The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.
Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!"
6.BILL TAKES A PLANE RIDE
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, The Dali Lama, and a hippie.
Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.
The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you, you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
7.THE PROFESSOR OF ECONOMICS
An economics professor at school had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were to be completed at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam after the bell would take a zero on the exam.
Well, one guy kept writing on his exam for a while after the bell and then confidently strode up to turn it in. The professor looked at him and said, "Don't bother to hand that paper in... you get a zero for continuing after the bell."
The guy looked at him and said, "Professor, do you know who I am!"
The professor replied, "No, and I don't care if your dad is president of the United States...you get a zero on this exam"
The guy, with a enraged look on his face, shouted, "You mean you have no idea who I am?"
The professor responded, "No, I've no idea who you think you are."
With that, the guy said "Good!" plunged his exam into the middle of the stack of other student's exams, and did a hasty retreat from the examination room!
8.PRESENTS FOR TEACHER
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
9.DRUNK DRIVING STORIES
Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car telling him to pull over.
The other two are really worried. "What are we going to do with our beers? We're in trouble!"
"No," the driver says, "it's OK, just pull the label off your bottle and stick them on your foreheads, and the bloke pulls over.
The police officer then walks up and says, "You lads were swerving all around the road back there. Have you been drinking?"
"Oh, no, officer," says the driver, pointing to his forehead, "We're trying to give up, so we're on the patch."
10.SMALL TOWN COPS
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"
"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."
4. 誰能介紹些經典的英文歌 最好是抒情的
lene marlin-a place nearby
溫柔醇厚的聲音，靜靜地用心體會，很舒服21的挪威女孩marlin，清麗的聲音，合著淳樸的吉他聲，伴著悠揚的擊鼓…
bon jovi-say it isn't so
我唯一覺的好聽的重搖滾，這是張匯聚bon jovi團員5年來心情寫照、不加刻意不添矯情便渾然天成的搖滾專輯.
gareth gates-anyone of us
這首歌曲實在是非常動聽，順利拿下了冠軍寶座，相信很多朋友也都很喜歡！如果你還沒聽過，那一定要留意這首歌！
britney spears-baby one more time
小甜甜布蘭妮的經典，不多說她的處女作---大碟《baby one more time》剛推出就一舉打上美國billboard單曲榜的榜首.
helene segara-encore une fois
法國當紅歌手helene segara專輯,她的音樂和她的人一樣別有風情,將法國濃郁的浪漫氣息帶給你.
eminem-stan
非常好聽的rap曲風，這是當年超紅的單曲，dido也是因為這個才紅的。這首歌曲也是被非英語國家的孩子們所喜愛的，因為語速不是很快。
馬修連恩-bressanone
可象天籟之聲啊，讓人如痴如醉，用一個最俗的詞兒:百聽不厭很難用語言表述聽bressanone的感受.突然，想起當年聽齊秦《狼》時的情形...
celine dion-a new day has come
再度演繹《my heart will go on》之經典作品席琳迪翁在暫別歌壇復出後，首支單曲旋即成為全球播歌排行和聽眾點播冠軍！
enrique iglesias-hero
情歌王子恩里克-伊格里萊斯，好聽啊，心靈為之一震全球狂戀至愛 拉丁情人再占流行排行billboard no.3最佳情歌力作.
groove coverage-far away from home
好久沒聽到這么好聽的歌了，groove coverage帶給你全新的感覺，歌聲很性感.被眾多知名dj譽為當今舞曲最為精華的傳世之作.
nelly kellyrowland-dilemma
由nelly及destiny schild成員kellyrowland合唱，這首雖然風格老套，但仍然在全美電台創下近兩個月蟬聯冠軍寶座的紀錄.
nana-lonely
英文歌曲，大家知道嗎，同樣很好聽哦.
phil collins-anotherday in paradise
翻譯過來就是天堂里的另一天，堪稱百聽不厭，歐美經典.
caron nightingale-promises dont't come easy
溫暖的中音與蔡琴頗有些相似，舒緩的演唱娓娓道來，使之成為一首百聽不厭的好歌.
westlife-my love
大家太熟悉了吧，沒聽過的快下.
t.a.t.u-stars
來自俄國的一對18歲的女孩組合~聲音真好近乎吶喊般的狂野歌唱，再加上快速得令人幾乎窒息、迷炫的電子節奏...
lauren christy-the color of the night
夜之色，歐美經典影視名曲.
emilia-big big world
別說你沒聽過.
george winston-canon
《卡農》我的野蠻女友里的插曲，很好聽，據說有很多版本，我這個是鋼琴的.
mariah carey&
whitney houston-when you believe
瑪麗亞.凱莉與惠特尼.休斯敦的攜手佳作.
beatles-let it be
經典經典，kang ta和燕姿也翻唱過，不過感覺原唱的更好聽.
Sarah Brightman-time to say goodbye
太棒的歌聲了，是由莎拉和盲人男歌手合唱的，整首歌曲旋律優美，演繹經典，男女聲的配合渾然一體，令人神魂顛倒.
baby vox-loveless
8錯8錯，日韓歌聽得少，好喜歡hot啊，可惜解散的太早，可惜啊.
sweetbox-everything gonna be alright
強力推薦蘭蔻[o*oui]香水電視廣告曲(巴哈g弦之歌)。sweetbox絕對是與眾不同的一道風景！
jeanette-porque te vas
又一個甜甜的聲音，好聽哦，超可愛的歌曲，是部電影的音樂《巴黎感覺》片頭曲.
S.E.S-dreams come true
網友推薦的，還不錯.在韓國發行的第二張韓文專輯，蟬聯全韓流行音樂榜《韓國km-tv排行榜》榜首.
donna lewis-i could be the one
極力推薦，超可愛聲音donna*lewis的聲音清純飄逸，歌曲編排輕靈又不失流行動感，曾經在美國被稱為流行的enya.
helene rolles-je m appelle helene
我的名字是伊蓮。清新雋永的曲調，深夜觸動你的心靈，蟬聯法國榜冠軍，特別推薦！
dido-life for rent
好聽，醇厚的聲音.
enya-only time
enya推出的《onlytime》套裝精選專輯，將她的事業再度推向了一個新的頂峰.
mltr-you took my heart away
舒緩的節奏，簡潔的編曲，十足的優美旋律，都展現了mltr最擅長的催情功力，動聽程度仍然屢試不爽.
Richard Marx-right here waiting
理查.馬克斯-此情可待，經典啊.
Mariah Carey-without you
失去你(未來水世界主題曲)，太經典了，當時第一次聽的時候簡直驚呆了，原來世界上還有這種聲音，驚為天人！
bryan adams-back to you
好聽的搖滾，感覺很棒，推薦來自加拿大以heaven一舉成名的抒情搖滾王子布萊恩亞當斯，有著招牌的感性沙啞嗓音...
backstreet boys後街男孩-i want it that way
5個大男孩醇厚的聲音讓你欲罷不能，歐美經典人氣組合，創下145家電台播放冠軍的紀錄，十分好聽.
莎拉布萊曼-scarboroughfair
超經典，原唱.溫暖的和聲穿梭自如，低吟著美妙的敘事詩。他們不止是歌者，他們是游吟詩人
celine dion-the power of love
聽起來大氣，讓你體驗盪氣回腸的感覺，展現其寬廣的音域和強勁厚實的該高音單曲享譽全球.
Yanni-with an orchid
翻譯過來就是和蘭花一起，超動聽旋律，這只曲目也是鳳凰衛視「鳳凰氣象站」的背景音樂.
5. 舉些例子：因為美式英語與英式英語的意思不同而產生的誤會
有人在美國拉斯維加斯的時候曾經在餐廳里向服務生要「napkin」，服務生很納悶，為什麼你找我要「尿布」呢？原來「napkin」在最初在英語中指的是小孩用的尿布，而「餐巾紙」這種含義則在只在美國東部比較流行。
pants『這個詞在美語中是』褲子『的意思，但在』英式英語『中卻是』內褲『的意思。如果美國人對英國人說』your pants is very pretty。『英國人就會認為你這個美國人沒素質。
英式英語(English English)和美式英語(American English)的差別是客觀存在的，並且在語法上也是有一定差別的。
其實，不單是語法結構方面如此，甚至單詞的使用也有這樣的傾向。這是說，在"英式英語"和"美式英語"中，假若是用不同的詞彙表達同一個意思的，那麼，使用"美式英語"的人遠較使用"英式英語"者多。
筆者曾對一些用詞作過研究，藉此判別上述這種趨勢是否普遍存在，結果是肯定的。根據一些英美人士所作的調查，在日常應用的詞彙中，"英式英語"和"美式英語"各有表達用語的大約有一千個，其中通用的佔了大部分。但所謂"通用"，其實是指英國人採納了美國人的用詞而已。在英、美兩國本土以外的地區，使用英文的人習慣了"美式英語"而少用"英式英語"者亦佔了大多數。
以下舉一些例子說明上述情況的表現。
Antenna，aerial（前者為"美式英語"，後者為"英式英語"，下同）--泛指無線電上使用的"天線"，但antenna遠比aerial（或aerial wire）流行。
Apartment，flat--指大廈中的住宅單位，前者也被譯為"（住宅）公寓"。不過，東南亞地區目前流行用"座"來表達，故使用flat的機會較多。
Ash，can；st，bin--指垃圾箱。在美式英語中，含有同等詞義的還有garbage can和junk一heap，但英式英語則只有st一bin（或st-bin）.香港目前多用stbin。但廢紙簍的兩種稱呼分別是waste一basket和waste一paper basket，流行度則似乎相等。
Automobile，motor-car--汽車。美式英語很多時更簡為auto，如"車禍"即稱為auto accident。兩個字的使用度似乎相差不大。
Baggage，luggage--行李。這兩個字都是總稱，故此不能說a baggage（或luggage），而應說a piece of baggage（或luggage），two pieces of baggage等。流行度好像沒有多大差別，但要注意：當美國人用luggage的時候，一般是指大的皮箱或皮包。美國人說baggage car（行李車）英國人則說luggage van。
Bank，bill；bank，note--紙幣，鈔票。Bank-bill是美國人的鈔票，但是英國人卻用來指"銀行與銀行之間的匯票"，以bank一note較為流行。campus， school grounds---校園，學校場地。由於美國學上運動近年甚為蓬勃，故此campus一字常見應用，school一grounds則罕有所聞。campus所指的范圍包括了整個學校（多指大學）的場地，而非單指花園、操場等開闊的地方。例如campus activities是指大學的"校內活動"，campus building是大學內的建築群等等。
Canned goods，tinned goods--罐頭食物。can和tin是美式英語和英式英語中的同義詞，均指保藏預制食物的罐頭，tin有時更被音譯為："聽"。這兩個字同時亦可以作動詞使用，解作"把食物裝罐"。在使用上,canned goods比tinned goods流行。
Department store，stores--百貨公司。美國人口中的store，相當於英國人的 shop。百貨公司一般規模較普通商店大，分為若幹部門(depar-tment)，故稱為 departmentstore是很貼切的。這個用詞在英國也逐漸流行，代替了英國沿用的stores。
Drawers，Pants--內褲。這兩個字的用法應特別留意。Pants在英國指內褲，但在美國卻是長褲。(在英國，長褲為 trousers。)所以，當一位外國人說 Pants的時候，你要弄清楚他究竟是英國人還是美國人，不要把內褲變成了長褲。
Editorial，Leading article--社論。英式英語中除了leading article外， Leader一字也可用來指社論。但現時editorial用得最多，甚至香港的《南華早報》(South China Morning Post)也用 ditorial來指其社論。
Gasoline，petrol--汽油。 gasoline有時也寫作 gasoline，口語上更可簡寫為 gas。汽油站是gas Station(＝英 Petrol station)，也可說gasoline station。但是， gasoline bomb(汽油彈)卻不能說是 gas bomb。
Long-distance call，trunk call--長途電話。美式英語的 Iong-distance call詞義一看便明，遠勝於英式英語的trunk call，自然被多數採用。
Overcoat，great coat--大衣，大氅。兩字的通用度差不多，但overcoat似乎稍勝一籌。
Radio，wireless--收音機。原本兩字後都有set，即radio set及 wireless set，但為了節省，一般都略去。兩個字中，當然是美式英語radio流行得多。
Second floor，first floor--二樓。這種對樓宇的層數的稱呼方法在不少地區造成了很大的不便。以往，許多樓宇按英式英語的叫法，故此問題尚不大。但近年來，不少的樓宇使用了美式英語的叫法，因此就產生了混亂。現在一般對人家說第若干層樓時，一定要附帶說一聲「電梯多少字」，以免誤會。
Soft-drinks，Minerals--軟飲品：汽水等不含酒精的飲料。美式英語的soft-drinks原來泛指不含酒精的飲料，包括汽水和果汁等，現時多用來指汽水，代替了原先的 air-ate water。英式英語的 minerals由於沒有 soft-drains那麼通行，故此用來指汽水的機會少了，但比較多用來指礦泉水，等於 mineral water。
字母Z的不同讀法
這里特別提出英文字母Z的發音問題。美國人念 zee，英國人念 zed。中國人受英國人影響較深，往往把 z 念成 zed，建議大家改一改習慣，按美國發音念 zee。我國許多北方人（包括不少電台廣播員〕把 z 念成「賊」，則是非改不可的了。英文字母歌里的 z，不應是英國發音 zed，而應該念成 zee，跟後面的詞 Now you see / I can say my ABC 押韻。
別客氣和歡迎你
美國人表示「別客氣」，「不用提」等意思，常說 You're welcome。英國人從來不用 You're welcome來表示「別客氣」，如果他們說 You're welcome 的話，則意思是「歡迎你」。他們表示不用謝說 Not at all 或 Don't mention it。另外，正如前面已經講過那樣，美國人也說 sure 表示「不用謝」。所以，你在美國會聽到這樣的對話："Thank you." "Sure.」或「Thank you.」
「You're welcome.」這里需要提一下的是，在 You're welcome 里 welcome 是個形容詞, 不能說成welcomed 。但是，welcome 也可以是動詞，這就可能有詞形變化。例如在 He was welcomed with kissed and hugs 這句話（人們以接吻和擁抱來歡迎他 )，welcome 必須寫成 welcomed,以構成被動語態。
男孩和女孩
男孩是 boy，這是沒有爭議的。但是，英國人愛說 lad。例如，Round up a few of the lads for a game of football（找幾個男孩來一起玩足球 )。男孩跟女孩談戀愛，一種幼稚的戀愛，英國人會說 lad－and－girl love，美國人則說boy－and－girl love。英國人還把小男孩叫 laddie。美國人也很愛用 kid 這個詞，不僅用來表示小孩，而且也表示年青人，如 college kids 就是大學生。除了kid 以外，美國人也用 kiddy 或 kiddie。
打電話的種種方式
除了telephone 和 phone 以外，美國人也愛用 call 這個詞表示打電話，例如Call me at nine，不是九點鍾喊我或拜訪我。英國人則用 ring，例如Give me a ring when you have time (有空給我來個電話)，美國人打電話有那麼幾個種類：local call（本地區電話〕；long distance call（跨地區電話或國際長途電話)；overseas call（越洋長途電話)；collect call（對方付錢電話)；toll free call (免費電話)；emergency call（緊急電話)；operator assisted（接線員協助的電話)。Long distance call 最好在夜裡11點鍾以後打，價格可以便宜很多。Toll free call 是指 area code 為800的電話，美國許多公司為了鼓勵客戶打電話，或者政府機構向社會提供服務，用的都是800免費號碼。Emergency call主要是指火警之類的電話。
朋友和老兄
美國英語 fellow 往往是指男性 a man，a boy，a boyfriend 或 an associate。美國人也用 guy 來稱呼朋友，單數 guy 等於 fellow，指男性，復數 guys 男女都指。此外英語里還有 buddy，相當於中國話里的老兄或老弟。英國人不稱呼別人為 guy，因為guy 在英國英語里指一個衣著古怪的人。英國人用 bloke 或 chap來稱呼朋友，但這兩個詞意義上稍有區別，chap 是一個 much trusted male friend ，而 bloke 則是 someone who is friendly but not someone you know that well，也就是說 chap 要比bloke 更親切些。
6. 有沒有《灰姑娘》的英語短劇劇本急~~~~~
Parish of St Mary, Harrington
Pantomime Script
Here you find the script of the Cinderella pantomime we put on. If you find anything you can use, just go ahead and use it. All we ask is that you let us know if you have found this script helpful for anything you are doing by contacting us.
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Snow White and the 7 Aliens
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Cinderella
written by Judith Dixon
Opening Song
Scene 1 – the Kitchen
Cinderella is ironing and singing with mice.
Cinderella At last I have nearly finished all this work. Maybe I』ll be able to sneak out and have a walk (Stretching) I haven』t had a break since 5 this morning and I』d love some fresh air.
Mother (off stage) There』s so much to do, where is that girl?
Exit mice, frightened.
Cinderella Oh dear here comes my stepmother and her gorgeous daughters Hyacinth and Rose. So much for a break, it』ll be more chores for Cinders as usual I』m afraid.
Enter Mother and ugly sisters
Mother Have you finished the ironing yet?
Cinderella Almost, I was just…
Mother Well hurry up, we』ve got visitors coming and the drawing room needs to be hoovered and sted.
Hyacinth And the silver polished and we』ll be wanting tea and drop scones and chocolate cake and cucumber sandwiches at 3.45 precisely.
Rose Who is coming for tea? Is it young single man with a delicious body or even an old single man or …
Hyacinth Oh Rose, not every man who enters this house is a suitor for you.
Rose Oh yes he is!
Hyacinth and others Oh no he』s not!
Rose Oh yes he is!
Hyacinthetc Oh no he』s not!
Rose Well OK maybe not every man!
Hyacinth You must behave with a bit of decorum, men like a lady who knows how to entertain. I shall show our guest that this is a house of dignity and style, Cinderella, the Wedgwood tea set of course!
Rose But Hyacinth, at my age it is not natural to be without romance. I have such yearnings! When I was with that Barry, he would buy me flowers and take me to restaurants. He complimented me and made me feel so feminine. It was so tragic that the relationship had to end.
Hyacinth Yes, a pity he found his glasses after only a week. Still don』t be down hearted dear, there are all sorts of eligible men for us both and I don』t intend to let any more slip away. I』ll do what ever it takes! (Rubs her hands together greedily)
Rose Well Mummy, who is coming for tea? Is it worth digging out that mini skirt or can I get away with the slacks?
Mother The Prince』s friend Dandini is coming to discuss some business with your father, so I had better be there to keep them right, your father is such a muddle head!
Rose Definitely the mini skirt, and maybe a boob tube.
Cinderella You don』t want to frighten him, poor man!
Hyacinth Gracious, a palatial visitor. Perhaps we』d better have the silver tea set. I must check we』ve got the quilted toilet tissue, just in case.
Cinderella Excuse me, I』ve rather a lot to do and unless you』re going to help…
Exit sisters and mother quickly making shocked/busy noises.
OK, I』ll do it all myself, as usual.
But Dandini, that is quite exciting. I wonder what Daddy will be discussing with him.
Enter Buttons with a football.
Buttons Hello Cinders (tries to kiss her but she dodges him with the ironing basket) You busy?
Cinderella No, I just felt like doing all this laundry for fun! What』s with the football?
Buttons I』ve been discovered – Your father spotted me having a kick about in the yard last week and he reckons I』ve got some talent.
Cinderella Of course you』ve got talent – ever since you scored that last minute equaliser in the match between the Red Dragon and the Brewery House…
Buttons It was great wasn』t it. Anyway, Baron Stoneybroke, your father, is going to be my personal manager. He』s having meetings with the coach of the Palace team to see if I can have a trial.
Cinderella Ah… the coach of the Palace team isn』t Dandini is it?
Buttons Yes – how did you know?
Cinderella Because he』s coming here for tea this afternoon at (imitates Hyacinth) 3.45 precisely!
Buttons Oh wow! Hey Cinders, can I serve the tea… please, please!
Cinderella I don』t know, Buttons, you know how clumsy you can be, do you think it』s such a great idea? You』ll probably drop the scones.
Buttons I thought they liked drop scones! Oh, I』ll be careful. Please.
Cinderella Oh all right, but on your head be it. Now off you go, I』ve got work to do! Where』s that flour…
Scene 2- at the palace
Jones Pray silence for their Royal Highnesses His Majesty King Rufus of Harrington and his beauteous Queen Hermione.
King (aside to servant as he enters) Have you heard the score?
Jones (whispers) Only 7-0 Your Majesty, our goalkeeper is improving!
(The King looks pleased!)
Queen Rufus, do try to enter your throne room properly. The villagers will gossip.
King We really do need to scout for some new talent.
Queen What do you care if the maidservants are ugly?
King No dear, football talent! Our Palace team is a laughing stock. We are doing well this morning as we are only 7-0 down at half time! And that is against Harrington Under 10s!
Queen Well you should discuss it with Dandini, you know. Call him now Jones.
There is another matter we need to sort out… Prince William』s marriage.
King Oh good is he marrying that singer, what』s her name British Queers?… Britley Steers?
Queen Good Heavens no, but he hasn』t actually found anyone else either and if he leaves it any longer it』ll be too late. All the nice girls will be taken. I have an idea!
King Oh no dear not another Royal Blind date! Cilla Black will refuse to do it after the last time when William refused to pick any of the girls, declaring that they were all obviously ghastly or they wouldn』t have agreed to go on such a silly program in the first place!
Queen This time it will be less public! We』ll have an enormous ball and invite all the most glamorous ladies in the land. I』ll let 「Hello」 magazine know and the 「Times and Star」 of course…
King That does sound a bit public, but it is a good idea none-the-less.
Enter Prince William in footy kit and Dandini
Dandini Hail Your Majesty! (Bows low before the King)
William Hello Mum, Dad… Urm Hail (nods and kind of waves)
King Well what was the final score?
Dandini Not too bad actually, we played much better in the second half!
King What was the score?
Dandini Oh numbers don』t mean a thing. The game was taught and they kept on running for at least … 15 minutes.
William If only we had some more young blood in the team. George Bowness and the lads from the Tuesday working party are very skillful with a ball, but the Under 10s were running through their legs!
King Dandini, tell me the score!
Dandini 15-0, your Majesty.
King 15 – 0! Oh dear it』s so embarrassing. Beaten by a bunch of kids, whatever next? Listen Dandini, there』s a match on Friday, against the Scouts. This is your last chance. I』m not a violent man, but we win that match or you』ll be …(gestures a knife stabbing Dandini repeatedly)
Dandini OK! OK, I get the picture. Leave it to me your Majesty.
Queen William, my dear, we』ve arranged a real treat for you. A little party on Friday night, well an enormous ball actually. We』ll invite all the most beautiful girls in the land and you only have to choose one.
William Only one, huh.
Dandini At least you know they won』t turn you down.
William They』re not allowed to. What chance have I got of finding one who actually likes me?
King They don』t have to like you, they just have to live with you. Poor girl, whoever she is she will have her hands full.
Scene 3 - In a sports shop
Cinderella is selecting football boots with salesman.
Cinderella I』m not saying money is no object, but I do want to get good ones.
Salesman Well these ones are the best at £150. And they have the designer label. But these ones are good too at £15.99, but they don』t have a designer label.
Cinderella Well what is the difference between them?
Salesman Urm… well these ones have this fantastic designer label you see.
Cinderella OK. So if I don』t care about the label are they just the same?
Salesman Oh no! Because these ones have the designer label of course!
Cinderella Right I think I understand. Thank you.
Salesman I』ll let you decide, shall I.
Enter Prince William to choose some boots
William Now which boots will improve my game? (Picks up designer boots)
Cinderella Do you know anything about these? I want to buy some for my friend Buttons who is trying out for a place on a big team. I just don』t know which ones to choose.
William (aside) She』s so beautiful! (To Cinderella) Well it depends how seriously he takes his football.
Cinderella (aside) He』s gorgeous, but he』s gone for the expensive ones so he must be a big football star. He won』t be interested in a scullery girl! (To William) Well, he lives for his football, it』s the only thing in his life!
William (aside) Obviously not the only thing – whoever this bloke Buttons is he』s got the perfect girlfriend.
(To Cinderella) He』s a lucky guy to have such a girl… er.. um.. talent!
Cinderella Well I』d better get these ones then. Thank you for your advice.
She goes to the till with the expensive boots.
William I』ve been looking for girls all this time and when I finally find the one I want she is going out with someone else.
Cinderella I』m all in a whirl, just from talking to him. I bet he plays for one of those premier teams. If only my sisters would let me watch TV, I』d probably recognise him.
Sing separately
Scene 4 – The kitchen
Enter Mother and Father
Father Now dear I have business with Mr Dandini and it really is no concern of yours.
Mother Don』t be ridiculous, Torquil, you can』t invite Palace officials to tea and not introce your wife and daughters. He would consider it most rude.
Father Well, I suppose it wouldn』t harm to introce you briefly.
Mother That』s right Darling. (To off stage) Girls, tea will be in the drawing room.
Enter ugly sisters
Hyacinth Well I should think so too. Imagine entertaining Mr Dandini in the kitchen.
Rose What about the decorators Mummy? That Laurence Llewellyn Bowen is still working on the Drawing Room.
Mother What? He』s been in there for three weeks.
Rose Yes, (rubbing her hands) I』m still working on him.
Hyacinth It』ll have to be Parlour then.
father Oh no my train set is laid out in there.
Mother You』ll be laid out in a minute. Laid out flat.
Rose We could use the Conservatory.
Mother Oh dear I』ve been flower arranging in there and there are petals everywhere. Well short of serving tea in the bedroom, we』d better tell Cinders to tidy the kitchen.
Father My dearest Cinderella always keeps the kitchen tidy. Anyway she』s gone out. She said Buttons would be serving tea this afternoon.
Hyacinth Tea in the kitchen!
Rose Buttons serving! This is humiliating!
Hyacinth I was so looking forward to it.
Rose I have a headache
Hyacinth I have indigestion.
Both We』re going to bed!
Exit ugly sisters sobbing.
Enter Buttons with Dandini
Father Mr Dandini, I』m so pleased to welcome you to my beautiful, er um humble home. Please sit down. May I present my wife Clarissa.
Mother I』m sorry to say that my two daughters are ill disposed, or well just ill actually, and won』t be able to join us.
Buttons Thank goodness. A blessing Sir I assure you.
Dandini I』m sorry to hear that, but this is not a social call, I』m here on business. I believe you have a proposal for me.
Father Indeed I have Sir. I have discovered a talent for football.
Dandini Right, we have quite a lot of players of your ..er.. generation Sir. I was really looking for someone younger.
Buttons (laughing) Not him, oh no, that』s funny. He can』t kick a ball!
Father What my young protégé is trying to say, is that I am not speaking of my own talent but of his.
Dandini Who you?
Buttons has got a ball and is showing off
Buttons Yessir. I play non-stop and could score past fifty David Seamans, just give me a chance to show you.
Dandini Careful, oh you』ve squashed my hat!
Father I would be prepared to let you have him for five big ones!
Dandini Five pounds you say, well we could perhaps give him a trial.
Father Five thousand pounds I mean.
Buttons squeals and spills the tea he was pouring, all over Dandini.
Dandini Ow - what are trying to do? Five thousand pounds, are you mad?
Mother Here let me just wipe that off.
Dandini escapes as they all fuss after him.
Father That didn』t go as well as I』d hoped.
Mother I should think not!
Buttons What were you thinking - £5000?
Father What about you, pouring tea over him?
Buttons Well that』s my career over.
Father You』re right about that, you can pack your bags and leave this house tomorrow. Idiot.
And that』s our holiday plans ruined.
Mother You mean we needed that money for our trip to St Tropez.
Father Of course, your daughters dresses have cleaned us out, we haven』t a penny to spare.
Scene5 – At a bus stop
Buttons This is my last chance now that I』ve ruined things with Dandini.
Cinderella Oh Buttons, do you have to go all the way to Manchester?
Buttons Your father has fired me so I have nothing to keep me here!
Cinderella Nothing? Buttons your friendship means everything to me, and I shall miss you so much.
Buttons Cinderella, If there is more than friendship between us, I』ll stay here. Just say the word… you know I』d give up any old football for your love.
Cinderella Oh Buttons, you』re like a brother to me, but I can』t make myself feel what I don』t and your trial for Manchester United is so important. I know it』s not Harrington Palace, but it』s the next best thing! I got you these. (She gives him the football boots)
Buttons Cinders these are great, how did you know? These are the best!
Cinderella Oh someone helped me.
Buttons Someone special?
Cinderella Well, he was kind of amazing I have to admit, but I』ll probably never see him again so…
Buttons I hope he』s good enough for you, if anyone ever hurt you I』d…
Cinderella I know, I know…but not everyone has such exalted feelings about me, you know. Anyway, you』ll miss your bus.
Buttons Then it』s goodbye. Can I have a hug?
Enter Prince
Cinderella hugs Buttons and kisses his cheek.
Cinderella Take care, and come back soon my dear.
Prince It』s her, and this must be Buttons. They』re obviously in love. Oh well, I』ll just have to try my luck at the ball.
Exit Buttons
Cinderella notices the Prince and wipes her eyes.
Cinderella Oh hello again.
William Hello, I suppose that was Buttons.
Cinderella Yes, but he』s leaving for Manchester. I』ll miss him so much.
William Leaving? How could he leave you? You poor child, you need a shoulder to cry on, come here. There, there, don』t cry.
He puts his arms round her. Both are smiling but without the other seeing.
William I don』t even know your name.
Cinderella I』m Cinderella.
William I』m William, I live just outside town at the pa… by the woods.
Cinderella How lovely, I like to walk there and see the Palace. Have you ever met any of the royal family? I saw the Queen on a walk about once.
William Oh I see them around occasionally.
Mother』s voice off stage
Mother Cinderella, where are you girl? Come here at once.
Cinderella Oh I have to go, excuse me William.
Exit Cinderella
William See you soon Cinderella. I hope.
Scene 6 – At a football pitch
Dandini enters followed by 4 players in mismatched football strip
Dandini Right you lot, we』ve an important match on Friday and we have some training to get in. Let me see you in pairs dribbling round these cones. No I mean dribbling the ball!
They bump into each other and the balls get mixed up.
No.1 pass the ball to No. 2, no, not into the bushes. No 3 , can you watch where you』re going, careful, oh no.
They fall in a heap.
No 1 That was better than last week.
No 2 Yes, we are showing improvement.
No 3 Is it time for a break yet?
Dandini No no no! No breaks until you can do it right! Start again.
No 1 Did you see Brookside last night?
Dandini This is not a time for chatter! You should be so out of breath you can』t talk!
No 2 No, I missed it, I was taking Dolores to the Bingo.
No 4 My missus loves bingo, wouldn』t miss it. I have to take her down so I stay on to keep her company.
No 3 It』s grand for the ladies isn』t it. Mind you, I won a tenner last week.
No 2 That』s nothing, I won a hundred in May, Legs Eleven is my lucky number.
By now they are just standing chatting, Dandini is looking at his fixtures book.
Dandini What is going on? This is supposed to be a training session, not a bingo anonymous meeting.
No 1 Oh calm down Dandy, we』ll be fine on Friday.
Dandini Fine? Like you were fine last week, or the week before that? And don』t call me Dandy! Oh no here comes trouble.
Enter 2 scouts
Scout 1 Hi you lot, are you training for the match?
Scout 2 We were out last night. We ran 8 miles and put in 2 hours of skill work.
Dandini 8 miles? This lot haven』t even walked 8 miles between them in the last year.
Scout 1 Well I』m sure what you lack in fitness you make up for in experience.
The scouts start to dribble the balls round the players, who huddle up as though they were prisoners.
Scout 2 Yeah, our team are trembling in case your experience scores a goal.
Scout 1 We』ve some experience of our own, we are unbeaten this season you know after 10 games.
More Scouts join them and kneel along the front of the stage to sing 「We』re riding along on the crest of a wave」
Player 1 Hey is this a pantomime or a gang show? We can sing too you know, (aside)it』s just football we have problems with. Why don』t we try out this Harrington song. You』ll find it on the back of the programmes? (To audience) You can join in if you know the tune.
All sing Harrington song.
Scout 1 OK. We』ll see who can sing the best. We』ll take this side and you can have that lot. We』ll go first.
Right side sing.
Scout 1 That was fantastic. (Throws sweets to right side.)
Player 1 Now it』s our turn.
Left side sing.
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