英文笑话怎么翻译成英语怎么说

① 笑话有英语怎么说

笑话 [xiào hua]
（引人发笑的故事， 笑料）
joke;
jest;
jape:

闹笑话
make a fool of oneself;
make a funny mistake;

说笑话
crack a joke;
jape;

短语
（耻笑; 讥笑）
laugh at;
ridicule;
howl;
sneer at:

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② 一个笑话翻译成英文

A joke.

③ 英语小笑话 翻译成英文怎么拼

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英语小笑话来 = English Quick Joke
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小笑话是短的源笑话，很快便可以看完，所以洋人称它为“快”的笑话……Quick Joke
例子：Daily Quick Joke（每日小笑话）http://www.funs.co.uk/dailyq/archives.html

④ 讲英语笑话用英语怎么说 在线等

crack a english joke 或者是 tell a english joke都是地道的表达

⑤ 这笑话怎么翻译成英文

A psychopath was singing on the bed, then he stirred on the bed and went on singing. A doctor asked him:Why do you stirred on the bed? It's not related to sing! psychopath said:Fool,I'll certainly sing following B side when i've finished A side.

It was raining heavily outside.Psychopaths went out to drench with rain. They said:Great!Just like having a bath! Only one person didn't go out.The doctor asked him:Why not go out?The person answered:It's really stupid to go out that they don't wait until the rain become warm!

⑥ “笑话”翻译成英文怎么说

joke是笑话的意思，play a joke on sb.是开某人一个玩笑，tell a joke是讲笑话
joker除了当讲笑话的人，还当做小丑讲，扑克牌里面的大小王就是这个词

⑦ 小笑话，用英语怎么说

小笑话 a little joke
如：
Today I'll tell a little joke to you.
Today I'll tell you a little joke.
今天我给大家讲一个小笑话。

英语笑话故事

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

好客

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

⑧ 英文笑话翻译

I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?

是谐音 冷笑话 lay off的意思就是炒了某人
所以这句子“lay you or Jack off”其实是“炒了你或者Jack”的意思
但Barbara听成了“lay you, or jack off ”意思是“我该艹你还是关灯呢？我不知道该做哪个”

— — 大概意思就是解雇一个人都能想到被艹 谐音笑话而已 没太大的笑点 就这了 有不懂的可以继续问

⑨ 笑话用英语怎么说

什么叫做英语笑话？英语笑话在英语中说就跟你用中文说中文笑话，不是一样的吗？你如果是指这个笑话是用英文说出来的，我觉得直接用joke讲即可；然而你若是形容这一个笑话是英文的话，就说english
joke
也是可以的。
drollery；jest；joke
都是指笑话的意思，不过我们通常用的就是joke，至少我是那么认为的。

⑩ 翻译成英语笑话

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