英语小笑话这个单词怎么写

1. 璁茬瑧璇濈敤鑻辨枃鎬庝箞璇

璁茬瑧璇濈敤鑻辨枃鎬庝箞璇
play a joke
璁茬瑧璇(鐢ㄨ嫳璇鎬庝箞璇)
joke

jokes

tell jokestelling jokes

To tell jokes

鐪嬩綘鎬庝箞鐢ㄤ簡
鈥樹粬鍠滄㈣茬瑧璇濈殑鑻辫鎬庝箞璇粹
He likes joking.

He likes telling jokes.
鈥滆茬瑧璇濃濈敤鑻辫鎬庝箞璇达紵
1.tell jokes 璁茬瑧璇

2.make a joke 鍙鑷宸辩紪閫犵瑧璇

3.jest鎼炵瑧锛堝惈璐涔夛級
灏忕瑧璇濓紝鐢ㄨ嫳璇鎬庝箞璇
灏忕瑧璇 a little joke

濡傦細

Today I'll tell a little joke to you.

Today I'll tell you a little joke.

浠婂ぉ鎴戠粰澶у惰蹭竴涓灏忕瑧璇濄

鑻辫绗戣瘽鏁呬簨

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

浠栬耽浜

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姹ゅ嗭細鐪熺碂绯曪紝鎬庝箞鍥炰簨鍎匡紵

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I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

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A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

濂藉╁瓙

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鈥滄槰澶╃粰浣犵殑閽卞共浠涔堜簡锛熲

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鈥滃ス鏄涓鍗栫硸鏋滅殑銆傗

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things an......
缁欐垜璁蹭釜绗戣瘽鑻辫鎬庝箞璇
Giving me tell a joke

2. 开玩笑的英语单词

Cracking a joke 开玩笑

玩笑的英语单词joke

3. 谁能给我个很好笑的英语笑话，高中阶段的

搞笑的英语小笑话1：Expensive Price
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
昂贵的代价
牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?
牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了

搞笑的英语小笑话2：I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conctor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒!”
“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
搞笑的英语小笑话3：The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”
Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
谁更有礼貌?
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。
搞笑的英语小笑话4：Let Dog in Hotel
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
一个人给一家他计划在假期里停留的小旅馆写了封信，“我非常希望带着我的狗，它很干净很有教养，你能允许它和我睡一间屋子吗?”
旅馆主人立即回了封信，“我经营旅馆很多年了，狗从没偷过毛巾，床单， 餐具，或者墙上的画。我也从没有在半夜因为狗喝醉胡闹而赶走它，狗也从不不付帐就跑掉。实际上我们非常欢迎您的狗来我们旅馆，如果它为您担保，也欢迎您来。
搞笑的英语小笑话5：Intelligent son
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
"Certainly"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
聪明的儿子
有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。
儿子回来后,父亲问他:“你把信丢进邮筒了吗?” “当然”“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”
“我当然看见信封上什么也没写”“那你为什么不拿回来呢?”
“我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!”
搞笑的英语小笑话6：Put your feet in
The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. "Mary !" called the teacher sharply. "Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil , "Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
把脚放进去
一个女学生坐在座位上，嘴里起劲地嚼着口香糖，脚却伸到课桌间的走道里，被老师发现了。“玛丽!”老师严厉地叫她。“什么事，老师?”这女学生问。“把口香糖从嘴里拿出来，把脚放进去。”
搞笑的英语小笑话7：I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conctor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒!”
“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
搞笑的英语小笑话8：The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”
搞笑的英语小笑话9：Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父亲在哪儿?
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”
哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”
搞笑的英语小笑话10：Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道这个谚语吗?
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗?”

4. 笑话用英语怎么说

1、joke 读音英 d#658#601#650k美 d#658o#650k释义n 笑话玩笑v 说笑话开玩笑语法joke的基本意思是“笑话，玩笑”，指引人发笑的谈话或故事，也指供人当作笑料的事情可用作。
2、1joke 笑话，读音美d#658o#650k英d#658#601#650k2释义n玩笑，笑话笑柄vt开的玩笑vi开玩笑nJoke人名英乔克塞约凯3例句My classmates all joked。

3、jape 参考例句A rum joke 拙劣的笑话A vulgar gesture，suggestion，joke 下流的`手势示意笑话She#39s fond of jesting 她喜欢讲笑话He has a wide repertoire of dirty jokes他一肚子下流笑话She savoured the。
4、笑话的英语应该怎么说 笑话的英文joke jest jape 参考例句A rum joke 拙劣的`笑话A vulgar gesture，suggestion，joke 下流的手势示意笑话She#39s fond of jesting 她喜欢讲笑话He has a wide repertoire of。
5、名词，笑话 jokes 动词，笑话嘲笑， laugh at sb。
6、我觉得直接用joke讲即可然而你若是形容这一个笑话是英文的话，就说english joke 也是可以的drolleryjestjoke 都是指笑话的意思，不过我们通常用的就是joke，至少我是那么认为的。

7、笑话 xiào hua引人发笑的故事， 笑料jokejestjape闹笑话 make a fool of oneselfmake a funny mistake说笑话 crack a jokejape短语 耻笑 讥笑laugh atridiculehowlsneer at希望对你有帮助。
8、joke是笑话的意思，play a joke on sb是开某人一个玩笑，tell a joke是讲笑话 joker除了当讲笑话的人，还当做小丑讲，扑克牌里面的大小王就是这个词。
9、单元分析 be afraid to 害怕去做 laugh at sb 笑话取笑某人 take notes 做笔记，做记录 基于33个网页相关网页 报错 jesting 英语新词汇与常用词汇的翻译J jestful 诙谐的 jesting 笑话。
10、英语笑话故事 HeWon TommyHowisyourlittlebrother，Johnny？ TommyThat#39stoobadHowdidthathappen？ ，andhewon 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼，你。
11、一群美国人乘长途汽车在荷兰旅游他们在一个奶酪场停下来一位年轻的导游带他们参观了奶酪制作的全过程，解释说用的是羊奶她指给这群人一个美丽的山坡，山坡上许多羊在吃草对这些，她解释说，是放逐草地的老羊。
12、这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的”英语笑话四my little dog can#39t read Mrs Brown Oh， my dear， I have。
13、“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵它感染了吗”“没有，老师可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面”“I#39m sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you。
14、You#39re an athlete， you go to the race， was just about to start，the referee gave you a gun， even though you got knocked down， but the game continuesThen， you move on， the referee took out a。
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16、英语笑话故事 He Won Tommy How is your little brother， Johnny？ Johnny He is ill in bed He hurt himselfTommy That#39s too bad How did that happen？Johnny We played who could lean furthest out of。
17、什么叫做英语笑话英语笑话在英语中说就跟你用中文说中文笑话，不是一样的吗你如果是指这个笑话是用英文说出来的，我觉得直接用joke讲即可然而你若是形容这一个笑话是英文的话，就说English joke 也是可以的droller。

5. 笑话有英语怎么说

小笑话alittlejoke 如： TodayI'lltellalittlejoketoyou. TodayI'lltellyoualittlejoke. 今天我给大家讲一个小笑话。 英语笑话故事 HeWon Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself. Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthathappen? Johnny:,andhewon. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。 IHaveHisEarinMyPocket ,"Whathappened?" "Akidbitme,"repliedIvan. "?"askedhismother. "I'dknowhimanywhere,"saidIvan."Ihavehisearinmypocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” AGoodBoy ."?" "Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered. "You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore.?" "Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” Drunk Oneday,.Atthisage,.Now,heasked,"What'sthemeaningoftheword'Drunk',dad?""Well,myson,"hisfatherreplied,"look,therearestandingtwopolicemen.." "But,dad,"theboysaid,"there'sonlyONEpoliceman!" 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？”“唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”“可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！” Hospitality -piewithoutanycheese.'splate.Thevisitorsmiled,:",sonny.Wheredidyoufindthecheese?""Intherat-trap,sir,"repliedtheboy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？”“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。