一则轶事英语怎么说及英文翻译
⑴ “一则消息”英语怎么说一则消息用英语怎么说
一则消息用英语表示为a piece of news。
重点单词：piece
音标：英[piːs] 美[piːs]
详细释义：
n. 块; 片; 段; 截; 标准的量; 碎片; 碎块; 零件; 部件;
v. 修补; 接合; 凑合;
用法：
piece可用于单位词,常用于apieceof短语中,其后只接不可数名词。
在apieceof+ n .结构中,如果有形容词主要用来描述、说明piece时,或当该形容词主要表达说话者的感情与评价时,它通常放在piece之前。当形容词用来描述名词的性质、属性时,一般放在名词之前。
短语搭配：
all of a piece with 类似,完全相同
give a piece of one's mind 责备〔申斥〕某人
pick to pieces 严厉批评; 对…吹毛求疵
say one's piece 直言不讳,大发牢骚
例句：
Would you please give me a piece of paper?
能给我一张纸吗？I was hurt by a piece of falling masonry.
我被掉下来的一块建筑用石块砸伤。The teacher gave each of us a piece of filter paper before doing the experiment.
做试验前，老师给我们每个人发了一张滤纸。He found a piece of fossil of an ancient bird.
他发现一块古代鸟类的化石。Please pass me a piece of paper handkerchief.
请递给我一张纸巾。
⑵ 急！一则英语笑话，要带有中英文翻译的。
1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。
2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？”
“我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”
“做得好，是谁呢？”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”
“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！
3 Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.
The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman."
"Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?"
"They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once.
"Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.".
迪克年龄七岁，他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁。一天，妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩，自己就到大城市去买些新的衣服。
孩子们玩了个把小时，在四点半的时候，姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房。她交给迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，并对他说：“喏，迪克，给你刀子，把这块蛋糕一切为二，给你妹妹一块。不过，你得记住要做得像一个绅士那样。”
迪克问：“像一个绅士？绅士怎样做呢？”
他姨妈马上回答说：“绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的。”
迪克说了一声“噢”。他对此想了一会，然后，他把蛋糕拿给妹妹，并对她说：“凯瑟琳，你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧。”
4 Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！
5 George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”
“ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”
“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ”
乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。当朋友的妈妈来应门时，他问：“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗？ ”
“ 不行， ” 那位妈妈说， “ 天气太冷了。 ”
“ 噢，那么， ” 乔冶， “ 他的足球可以出来玩吗？
这么多总有你没说过的吧.
呵呵
⑶ 一则英语故事（寓言），帮忙翻译一下，谢谢！
一只马走到一家餐馆里。大堂经理走到他面前。马说“一个人的桌子”。
“你有预订吗？”
“是的”马说，“我打了电话，我的名字是疾跑男孩。”
“好的，这边请疾跑男孩。”经理指引马到一个靠窗的桌子坐下。马坐下后，服务员拿来了菜单。
“我想要一份全熟的牛排”马说，“和一份土豆和一份沙拉”。一会服务员送餐上来，把它们放在马面前的桌子上。
“用餐愉快”他对马说并离开了。
马吃的很香，用餐非常愉快。吃完后问服务员结帐。
“你一定认为很奇怪，一只马来到你们的餐厅还要了一份全熟的牛排。”
“一点也不奇怪”。服务员说，“我自己也很喜欢全熟的。”
这其实是服务员误解了句子的重点。马的意思是说一只马来餐厅吃饭很奇怪，他的重音是在“马”上，而服务员却把重点放到了“全熟”与否上，造成了误解。
⑷ 翻译图则，图则用英语怎么说最合适
呵呵，楼主是政府的还是设计的还是建筑的啊？分地块图则（苏州古城的例子） 图则是控制性详细规划最主要的内容之一。每个地块通过图则由图纸、指标控制表及土地使用与建筑规划管理导则等九部分组成，它是进行规划管理和各项设计的主要依据。图纸主要反映标注了地块编号、用地性质、地块界线、主要出入口方位、建筑退线以及居委会、幼托、停车场、变电所、煤气调压站、垃圾中转站、公厕等公共市政服务设计位置和界线，同时明确了每幢建筑保护、保留、改善、改造、整饰的类别，标明了文物保护单位保护范围及控制范围界线，以及划定的历史地段的范围界线，对值得保护、保留的古树、古井给予标注；控制指标表主要包括用地性质、用地面积、容积率、建筑密度、建筑限高、绿地率、居住人数、机动车位等指标，并且现状与规划指标相对应，确定地块保护更新模式，土地使用与建筑规划管理导则，规定了土地使用和城市设计原则要求，在遵守相关要求下可采取各种处理办法，以达到既符合街坊总体要求，又满足建设使用要求。
⑸ 一则500-2000字的英语故事，要翻译
When God created Women, he was working late on the 6th day. 上帝创造女人的时候，第六天一直干到很晚。 An Angel came by and said: 'Why spend so much time on this one?' 一只过路的天使问上帝：“您为何在这件东西上花这么多时间？” And the Lord answered: 'Have you seen all the specification I have to meet to shape her? She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from braised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands.' 上帝答到：“你没看到我为了塑造她，有多少细节需要考虑吗？她必须是可洗的，却不能由塑料做成；她必须有两百个活动部位以便能同时抱起几个孩子；她的拥抱必须能既能治愈青肿的膝，又能抚平受伤的心。而一切的一切，都只需由她的两只手完成。” The angel was impressed. 天使被震住了。 'Just two hands........Impossible!' “只要两只手……这怎么可能！” 'And this is the standard model?' “这个就是你说的标准模型吗？” 'Too much work on today....may be wait until tomorrow to complete her.' “今天工作量实在太大了吧……或许您可以明天再来完成您的作品啊！” 'I will not.' said the Lord'I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favorites of my heart. She cures herself when she is sick and she can work 18 hours a day.' “不”，上帝说道，“已经快要完成了，这是我挚爱的一件作品啊。她生病的时候能自我调理，她还能每天工作18个小时。” The angel came nearer to touch the woman. 天使走近去触摸这个女人。 'But you had made her soft, my Lord.' “可是上帝，您把她做得太软了吧！” 'She is soft, ' said the Lord, 'but i have also made her strong. You can't imagine what she can enre and overcome.' “她是很柔软”，上帝解释说：“但我也使她有坚强的性格。你很难想象她能承担多大的压力，能克服多少的困难。” 'Can she think?' Angel asked. “她会思考吗？”天使问道。 The Lord answered, 'Not only she can think, she can reason and negotiate.' 上帝答：“她不仅会思考，还会推理和与人沟通。” The Angel touched the woman's cheek.... 天使碰了碰这个女人的脸颊。 'Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You put too many burdens on her.' “啊上帝，您的作品好像在漏水！您给她的责任太重了！” 'She is not leaking, it's a tear.' The Lord corrected the Angel. “这不是漏水。这是她的眼泪。”上帝纠正道。 'What is it for?' asked the Angel. “眼泪有什么用？”天使不解。 And the Lord said: 'Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubt, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.' 上帝回答说：“有了眼泪，她就可以抒发她的爱与骄傲，就可以释放她的痛苦、疑虑、孤独和痛苦。” This made a big impression on the angel. 天使着实吃了一惊。 'Lord, you are genius, you thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelous.' “上帝，您真是天才，什么都考虑得很周到。女人果真是个奇迹啊。” 'Indeed she is.' “没错。” 'Woman has strengths that amaze man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burden, she hold happiness, love and opinion. She smiles when feeling like screaming, she sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.' “女人有让男人钦佩的力量；她会应对困境、承担重任；她内心有爱、有乐，更有思想；她激动的时候微笑着，想哭的时候歌唱着，幸福的时候哭泣着，害怕的时候放声大笑。” 'She fights for what she is believed in, stand up against injustice. She doesn't take 'no' for an answer when she can see a better solution. She gives herself and so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to a doctor if she is afraid. Her love is unconditional.' “她为自己的信仰而奋斗，面对不公正也会挺身而出；只要有更好的解决方案，她绝不用一个“不”字逃避问题；她为家族的繁衍兴旺无私奉献；她担心朋友健康的时候会拉着她们去医院。总之，她的爱是无条件的。” 'She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well. She is glad when she heard of a birth or a wedding. Her heart was broken when a next of kin or friends die. But she will find the strength to get on with life.' “孩子们的成功，会让她流下开心的眼泪；朋友们的出色表现会她会感到由衷高兴；一个婚礼或新的生命会让她喜上眉梢；亲朋好友的去世则会让她心碎欲裂，可是她总能找到生活下去的动力。” 'She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.' “她知道一个吻，一个拥抱，就可以温暖一颗受伤的心。” There is only one thing wrong with her, 她只有一个地方出了差错： SHE FORGETS WHAT SHE IS WORTH. 她忘了自己有多珍贵。 我没数字数，大概多了吧，你试者删一些吧，呵呵！
⑹ 翻译一则英语笑话
Took to the streets day accidentally collided with a foreigner,
忙说: I am sorry.
Road foreigners should be: I am sorry too.
Road and hear a person: I am sorry three.
Foreigners could not understand, ask: What are you sorry for?
A person helpless, Road: I am sorry five.
(“忙说“翻译不出来！我们老师说的英语里没有”忙说“这个词，你可以用Quickly that代替！）
⑺ 有一天,我在电脑上看到了一则新闻，用英语怎么说
one day，I have seen one news on the net
⑻ 趣闻轶事的英文怎么说
趣闻轶事
anecdotes
⑼ 英语翻译
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