去廚房吃點點心英語怎麼翻譯
1.Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?"
"Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We just play to have fun."
Undaunted, Sare said, "Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?"
丈夫打完高爾夫球回來，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門口迎了上去。「爸爸，誰贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔？」
「我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是為贏，」丈夫推諉說。「我們打球只是為了開心而已。」
莎拉毫不氣餒，又問：「那麼，爸爸，誰玩的更開心呢？」
2.A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."
Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.
"That's because it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it."
一個男孩放學回家時，覺得肚子痛。「來，坐下，吃點點心，」媽媽說，「你肚子痛是因為肚子是空的。吃點東西就會好的。」
一會兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說是頭痛。
「你頭痛是因為你的腦袋是空的，」他那聰明的兒子說，「裡面裝點東西，就會好的。」
3.A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.
Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, "When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.
Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, "Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?"
一位年輕的母親認為，世界上還有許多受飢餓的人，浪費食物真不應該。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女兒睡覺之前，她給女兒喂夜宵。她先給她一片新鮮的黑麵包和黃油，但孩子說她不喜歡這樣吃。她還要一些果醬塗在麵包上。
母親看了女兒幾秒鍾，隨即說道，「露茜，當我象你一樣小的時候，總是吃麵包加黃油，或者麵包加果醬，從來沒有麵包既加黃油又加果醬。」
露茜看了母親一會兒，眼中露出憐憫的神情，然後她柔聲說：「您現在能跟我們生活在一起難道不感到高興嗎？」
㈡ 英語笑話帶翻譯 短一些
1.Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?"
"Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We just play to have fun."
Undaunted, Sare said, "Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?"
丈夫打完高爾夫球回來,我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門口迎了上去.「爸爸,誰贏了高爾夫球比賽,是你還是理查叔叔?」
「我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是為贏,」丈夫推諉說.「我們打球只是為了開心而已.」
莎拉毫不氣餒,又問：「那麼,爸爸,誰玩的更開心呢?」
2.A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."
Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.
"That's because it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it."
一個男孩放學回家時,覺得肚子痛.「來,坐下,吃點點心,」媽媽說,「你肚子痛是因為肚子是空的.吃點東西就會好的.」
一會兒,男孩的爸爸下班回家了,說是頭痛.
「你頭痛是因為你的腦袋是空的,」他那聰明的兒子說,「裡面裝點東西,就會好的.」
3.A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.
Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, "When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.
Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, "Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?"
一位年輕的母親認為,世界上還有許多受飢餓的人,浪費食物真不應該.有天晚上,在安排幼小的女兒睡覺之前,她給女兒喂夜宵.她先給她一片新鮮的黑麵包和黃油,但孩子說她不喜歡這樣吃.她還要一些果醬塗在麵包上.
母親看了女兒幾秒鍾,隨即說道,「露茜,當我象你一樣小的時候,總是吃麵包加黃油,或者麵包加果醬,從來沒有麵包既加黃油又加果醬.」
露茜看了母親一會兒,眼中露出憐憫的神情,然後她柔聲說：「您現在能跟我們生活在一起難道不感到高興嗎?」
Teacher:Wht can fishes only live in the water?
Jack:Because there are lots of cats on the ground.cats on the ground.
老師:「為什麼魚只能生活在水中?」
傑克：「因為陸地上有許多貓.」
Policeman:I hope this is your last time.You know,I don'twant to see you here again.
Thief:Why?Are you going to change you job?
警察:我希望這是最後一次逮住你.你知道我不願意再看到你了.
小偷:怎麼?您要換工作了嗎
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢.
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了?」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆,」他回答說. 「你真是個好孩子,」媽媽驕傲地說.「再給你兩分錢.可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?」
「她是個賣糖果的.」
1 那就更糟了 Much Worse
Much Worse
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
中文：
警察：有人搶你的手錶時,你為什麼不呼救呢?
男子：要是我張口的話,他們就會發現我的四顆金牙.那就更糟了.
2林肯過生日 Great Event
Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.
老師：1809年發生了什麼重大事件?
小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯誕生.
老師：正確.那麼1812年發生了什麼重要事件呢?
小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯過他的三周歲生日.
3 Talking clock
會說話的鍾
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"
一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓,甚是得意.「那個大銅鑼和錘子是干什麼用的?」他的一個朋友問他.「那玩意兒厲害了,那是一個會說話的鍾」,學生回答.「這鍾怎麼工作的」,他的朋友問.「看著,別眨眼了」,那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子,拚命地敲了一下,聲音震耳欲聾.突然,他們聽到隔壁牆那邊有人狂叫,「別敲了,你這白痴!現在是凌晨兩點鍾了!」
4The Mean Man's Party
吝嗇鬼的聚會
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
一個聲名狼藉的小氣鬼終於決定要請一次客了.他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：「你上到五樓,用你的胳膊肘按門鈴.門開了後,再用你的腳把門推開.」
「為什麼我要用我的肘和腳呢?」
「天哪!」 吝嗇鬼回答,「你總不會空著手來吧?」
㈢ 英語小笑話（帶翻譯）短些
1、Warning
,.
"warn"himthatwewouldbecoming.
Whenwearrivedatthedorm,however,."Forgotwewerecoming,didn『tyou?"Iteased.
"Areyoukidding?"hereplied,"?"
提醒
我們的兒子是密歇根州阿爾馬大學的新生，開學幾個星期之後，我和丈夫決定去看看他。我特意提前給他打電話，「提醒」他我們將光臨。
但是當我們來到宿舍時，他的房間凌亂不堪，我非常吃驚。「忘了我們要來，是吧?」我取笑他。
「開什麼玩笑?「，他回答說，「要不我憑什麼費神打掃?」
2、GroundRules
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,hesaid,",
soIdon『.Ido,however,『restillrunning."
基本原則
位於吉拉多海角的密蘇里東南州立大學有一位我非常喜歡的老師，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在對一個新生班級講解他的基本原則時，
他說：「我知道我的講課可能經常會枯燥乏味，了無生趣，所以如果你們在上課時看錶我並不介意。
不過我堅決反對你們將表在課桌上猛敲看它們是不是還在走。」
3、After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV,
"Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?"
After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."
晚飯後，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子說道：「寶貝，去看看廚房裡的燈是不是還開著呢？」 過了一會兒，兒子回來說：「媽，廚房裡太黑了，我根本就看不見。」
4、Young hopeful：「Father，what is a traitor in politics，Father（aveteranpolitician）：「A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．」
Young hopeful：「Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours？」 Father：「A convert，my son．」
有希望的青年人：「父親，什麼叫政治叛徒？」 父親（一位老資格的政治家）：「叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人。」
有希望的青年人：「那麼，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什麼呢？」 父親：「叫改變信仰者。我的兒子。」
5、I do not know the reason why some people want to get up late. They will never have the opportunity to enjoy (of enjoying) the fresh air and calmness of the morning.
This is indeed a quite regrettable thing.To rise early is a good habit (which) we should cultivate. Why? Because the best time when we can pursue our studies is in the morning.
In addition, early rising is also good to our health. I hope that everybody our knows the reason why we must rise early.
我不知道某些人要晚起的理由。他們永不會有機會來享受早晨的新鮮空氣和寧靜。
這真是一件 發令人遺憾的事情。早起是我們應該養成的一種良好習慣。為什麼？因為早晨是我們從事學業的大好時間。
再者，早起對我們健康也有益處。我希望每個人應該知道我們必須早起的理由。
㈣ 適合初中生的英語小笑話，簡單的，帶意思，緊急！！！！
1.Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?"
"Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We just play to have fun."
Undaunted, Sare said, "Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?"
丈夫打完高爾夫球回來，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門口迎了上去。「爸爸，誰贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔？」
「我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是為贏，」丈夫推諉說。「我們打球只是為了開心而已。」
莎拉毫不氣餒，又問：「那麼，爸爸，誰玩的更開心呢？」
2.A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."
Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.
"That's because it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it."
一個男孩放學回家時，覺得肚子痛。「來，坐下，吃點點心，」媽媽說，「你肚子痛是因為肚子是空的。吃點東西就會好的。」
一會兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說是頭痛。
「你頭痛是因為你的腦袋是空的，」他那聰明的兒子說，「裡面裝點東西，就會好的。」
3.A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.
Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, "When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.
Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, "Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?"
一位年輕的母親認為，世界上還有許多受飢餓的人，浪費食物真不應該。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女兒睡覺之前，她給女兒喂夜宵。她先給她一片新鮮的黑麵包和黃油，但孩子說她不喜歡這樣吃。她還要一些果醬塗在麵包上。
母親看了女兒幾秒鍾，隨即說道，「露茜，當我象你一樣小的時候，總是吃麵包加黃油，或者麵包加果醬，從來沒有麵包既加黃油又加果醬。」
露茜看了母親一會兒，眼中露出憐憫的神情，然後她柔聲說：「您現在能跟我們生活在一起難道不感到高興嗎？」
系統居然懷疑我灌水，我身邊又沒有水龍頭.