閱讀之星英語短劇表演

『壹』 我要在課堂上表演一個英語小節目,2-5分鍾左右,可以提供給我一些英語短劇劇本嗎,搞笑一點嘚

江蘇鎮江高一英語書
第2單元的READING部分
是一個類似小話劇的故事
不過不搞笑.....是個關於教育的劇本

『貳』 求英語短劇劇本，學校要比賽

The 2 is "cattle" man a prelude to environmental:
很久很久以前，在一個鄉村的市場里，有兩個男人。
Long long ago, in a village market, there are two men.
顧客（入場）：哎！現在，女人橫行霸道，可苦了我們這幫男人了！你可別說我窩囊，這就是咱愛老婆的表現老婆一聲令下，聖旨一道。說要吃這里的牛肉，我跋山涉水，歷經九九八十一難。終於讓我找到了這家店（一看錶）距離老婆規定的時間還有10分鍾！....哇哈哈哈哈。
Customer (admission): hey! Now, women run amuck, bitter us men! You can't say I do, this is my loving wife performance wife order, decree. Said to eat beef here, I travel over land and water, after eighty-one to nine nine. I finally found the shop (see table) distance wife stipulated time 10 minutes! . wow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
顧客（入店內）：老闆！咦！人呢。（走到桌子前面）
Customer (in the shop): the boss! Hey! People do. (go to the table)
老闆(從桌子底下上來，手上拿了一把刀）：我在這里。
The boss (up from beneath the table, holding a knife): I'm here.
顧客（嚇一跳，指著刀）：老....老闆，這....
Customer (jump, pointing to the knife): old... The boss, this....
老闆（看了下刀，下去）：對不起。等我下。
The boss (see under the knife, down): sorry. Wait for me.
老闆（上來）：什麼事。
The boss (up): what happened.
顧客：我要買牛肉！
Customer: I want to buy beef!
老闆：桌子上都是，你自己選吧。
The boss: the table is, you choose.
顧客：哪裡有啊？
Customer: where are they?
老闆（看了看桌子）；對不起噢。忘記拿出來了。
The boss (see table); sorry oh. Forgot to take it out.
顧客：老闆，你怎麼了。沒事吧！
Customer: boss, how do you. Are you okay.
老闆：講了你也聽不懂。
Boss: you don't understand.
顧客：（無語中。。。。。。）
Customer: (Speechless......)

『叄』 英語短劇表演 求方案

配音不是專業的很難做好……到網上找比較緊湊的段子，起伏性大的演出來，效果會好點……

『肆』 求英語短劇的劇本！

Characters: (In the order of appearance)
Jerry as Michael (M)
Li as Alex (A)
Mark as Chris (C)
Vincent as Waiter (W)
The three emotions we express in this play: victorious, disgusted and confused

SCENE 1
(In the Railway Station)
M: Alex, Chris! You are back!
A&C: Michael! Oh, thank you for picking us here. We're so glad to see you!
M: Me too. Congratulations to your victory in the national final competition! It must be an exciting moment when you heard that you get the golden medals, isn't it?
A: Yes. I just can't believe that we defeated all other competitors! Right, Chris?
C: Yes, it was really amazing. You know, just in one second, you became the winner, and you became the elite. It happened so sudden that I wondered whether I was dreaming.
M: Well, you guys will soon find that you're not dreaming. Now you're the idols of all the students in the university! I think you can attend the American Idol now!
A: Oh, please, I don't want to be idol…
C: (Interrupt): Yes, because you're not an American idol, you're just "Alex idiot".
A: Hey, Chris! (All of them laugh)
M: Ok, guys, it's getting late. You must be hungry after 23-hours trip. What about going to have dinner first?
C: That sounds great to me. What about you, Alex?
A: I'm starving. Let's go.

SCENE 2
(In the restaurant)
A: We've sit here for five minutes, and no waiter comes!
M: Come on, Alex, have patience. Maybe they're just too busy to serve us.
C: Really? I don't think they're busy. Look at those two waiters, they're laughing, but not working! Hey! You! Come here! (A second) Please bring us the menus.
W: OK, sir. Here you are, sir.
A: You see, we have three people here. Can you bring two more menus for us?
W: Sorry, sir. We don't have extra menus.
C: Oh, you don't? Then what's that? (Point to the other table) Don't tell me that's not menu.
W: It is, sir. But it belongs to that table.M: But we can't see anyone having dinner there.
W: Yes, but…
C: Don't say any "but" to me. Now, you bring the menus to us, or we bring the complaints to your boss.
W: OK, here you are, sir.
(They order the food)

SCENE 3
(30 minutes later)
A: I'm starving! Where's our food? Waiter!
W: Yes, sir?
M: We give the order 30 minutes ago, but nothing is served still. Can you ask the kitchen to cook faster?
W: Oh, they cook fast, very fast. But your food is not easy to cook, it needs more time. You should be patience.
C: We should be patience? Yes, we are patience, we are patience enough to wait for the mother pig giving birth to the baby pig, we are patience enough to wait for the baby pig growing up, and we are patience enough to wait for the grown pig being killed and becoming my pork steak! Now, give you five minutes. If we can't see our food in five minutes, we will give our patience to another better-served restaurant!
W: OK, sir. Please wait a second.

SCENE 4
(The food is being served)
M: I ordered the Cappuccino, but what's this? Coca Cola?
W: Exactly, it's Pepsi Cola.
M: I don't care what kind of cola it is, what I want is coffee, not cola!
W: Well, sir, they share the same color. And I think cola tastes better…
C: Great, and rabbit and rat share the same letters. So why don't you give me a rat if I order the rabbit? Jesus! Ridiculous!
A: I can't stand this stupid restaurant and this idiotic waiter any more. Chris, Michael, let's go.
C&M: Right, let's go.
SCENE 5
(Outside the restaurant)
A: I can't believe that is a restaurant. I'd rather say that it's a psychiatric hospital!
M: Yes, that's terrible! How can it survive in the market economics?
C: The important thing is how can it survive in Guangzhou? This city is going to hold the Asian Game in 2010. If there're some more restaurants like this, what will the foreign people think about Guangzhou and China?
A, C&M: (Sigh)

『伍』 求助一個超好的英文劇本網站

這是英文最流行的一個劇本網站：
http://www.script-o-rama.com/search.shtml
英文
http://www.imsdb.com/
http://www.screenplays-online.de/
http://www.simplyscripts.com/
http://www.screenplay.com/
中文：
http://www.hoobe.com/
http://www.juben.cn/
http://www.juben108.cn/

『陸』 有創意的英語小短劇，4個人 3分鍾左右

SNOW WHITE CONTENTS
SW---白雪公主 Q---皇後 M---魔鏡 H---獵人
P---白馬王子 D---小矮人 A---小動物
音樂起，旁白
A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn』t love the new queen, because she was cruel.
One day, In the king』s palace:
----白雪出場
S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
音樂起，皇後、魔鏡出場
Q: I am a queen, I』m very beautiful,Where is Mirror?
Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who』s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: Hunter, go kill S.w.
獵人出場
H: Yes, my queen
音樂起，小動物出場，追趕獵人，公主驚慌出逃
S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please
A: what』s the matter with you?
S.w: The hunter…hunter…
A: bite you bite you …
小動物追趕獵人下場
S.w: I am tired and hungry, oh, there is a little house ,
I will eat a little and lie down.
音樂起，7個小矮人出場，
D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----
2\somebody drank my water----
3\someone is sleeping now----
4\What a beautiful girl!----
小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話
5\How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w …
Nice to meet you!
D: （齊說）Nice to meet you ,too----
6\ welcome to our house!----
7\Would you like to live here?
S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let』s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W
皇後、魔鏡出場
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who』s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What? S.w is not dead?
Hahaha, I got a good idea!
音樂起，皇後扮演老太太出場，對話
Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
白雪公主咬一口後倒地
Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…
小矮人出場、圍著公主哭
S.w wake up, wake up…
音樂起，動物引著王子出場
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
王子吻公主，公主醒了
S.w: Thank you for your help!
P: My pleasure
音樂起，小動物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞 21

『柒』 求提供一個英語短劇的劇本，3~5分鍾就行，要搞笑點的，難度不要太大，我初三的。

Little Red Riding Hood

第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里）
Little Red Riding Hood唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!
Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.

第二場：在路上
(一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下籃子採花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) 字串6
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma』s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自語）I』 ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby cks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6隻鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹後）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby cks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We』 re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma』s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．

第三場：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹後出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma』 s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it』s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It』s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in. 字串9
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I』ll eat you.
Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I』ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It』s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拚命地跑)Oh！No! No! 字串2
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It』s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where』s the wolf? Look! A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(發出呼呼的響聲)
Hunter： (端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (從桌子上拿來針線)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I』ll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起槍)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(邊跑邊說) Help! Don』t shot me!
Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!
字串9

Wolf： (應聲倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

『捌』 求英語短劇表演

演員—（Stephen）、（Raf）(Peg）、（Brian Firth）、（Paul Taylor）(Woman A)、(Man A)
The Missing Fossils
Scene 1 〈A Miracle In the Museum〉
Narrator: Stephen, a teenager who loved painting, was standing in front of the bones of a dinosaur.
Stephen: （reading the sign on the front of the display）」Tyranosaurs Rex ,from Argentina, on special loan to the National Museum of Natural Science for one month」
（He took out his notebook and pencil.）What a strange name! But these bones look beautiful. I just want to draw them!
（He began to draw, and he didn』t notice a woman was walking toward him.）
Woman: Hi! Mind if I look?
（Stephen jumped in surprise and almost dropped his notebook.）
Stephen: （feeling stupid）Oh, sure. Go ahead.
（He gave the notebook to the woman. She started thumbing past the drawings.）
Woman: Wow! You draw really well! Are you doing anything right now?
Stephen: No. Why?
（The woman didn』t answer. She tucked his notebook under her arm.）
Woman: Come along with me.
Narrator: The woman said with such authority that Stephen couldn』t disagree. So, they went upstairs to the forbidden area that only workers in the museum could go in.
（They walk to the right side of the stage.）
Woman: What』s your name?
Stephen: Stephen. Where are we going?
Woman: Nice to meet you Stephen, my name is Peg. I』m a student from Argentina. I study paleontology. My professor Raf brought me here because I speak English well.
Stephen: （with excitement）Paleontology? So do you… dig up bones?
Peg: Bingo! We are on loan with the bones you were drawing.（turning left）
Here we are, my professor』s office.
（A man was sitting at a desk , hunching over some books and boxes. There were
more boxes on the either side of him. ）
Peg: Raf! Look what I』ve found!
Raf: Eh? （without looking up）
Peg: Raf! I』ve found a boy who draws dinosaurs well!
Raf: What? （He stood up suddenly. The chair he sat on fell down, but he didn』t pay attention to it.）
Peg: This is Stephen, a talented drawer. Stephen, this is Professor Rafael de Leon.
Raf ＆ Stephen: Nice to meet you. （They shook hands.）
Peg: Raf, take a look at these drawings. （She handed him the notebook.）
Raf: Ah, an artist. （He turned the pages.）A good artist…
（He turned a few pages and stood up, turning to Stephen.） So, my boy…what are you doing now? I have an illustration project I want to start, but no one can help me…
Stephen: （jumped with excitement）What a stroke of luck!!!
Scene 2 〈An Argument〉
（Stephen and Peg were walking .）
Peg: How』s your work doing?
Stephen: （smiling）Great! The supplies that you gave me last week are wonderful. They really help me a lot.
Peg: It』s so nice to hear that. You do help us a lot…（She stopped talking. Instead of
her smile, she made arms crossed, looking directly to that where Raf was talking with two well-dressed men. They all looked tense.）
Stephen: （with lower voice）Oh-oh…
Peg: (She walked to Raf, standing on his right and taking a protective stance.)
Anything wrong?
Man : （talking to Peg with an oily voice）You must be Professor Leon』s student. I』m
Brian Firth and this is Paul Taylor.（introcing his partner）We are the owners of Tibia Maxima…
Peg: (interrupted him and smiled coldly) Ah yes, the bone smugglers. I read about the police raid, where they found the stolen dinosaur fossils…
Brian Firth: ( An embarrassed smile slowly filled his face while Paul Taylor turned red with anger) Eh, actually, we are running a completely different operation, strictly legal.
Peg: (smiled more coldly) Legal? What a fa-a-ascinating idea! But how?
Brian Firth: I』m so happy you asked. (reached into the breast pocket of his expensive linen suit) Here』s my card. We were just trying to persuade Professor De Leon to supply us with a few pieces…
Paul Taylor: (slowly relaxing his angry face) We』re willing to pay top dollars, of course.
Raf: (sighed and shook his head) You want me to sell my country』s national treasure
to private collectors, so they can decorate their fancy living room . Gentlemen,
as I have told you before, you and I are not on the same side of the fence. I
only work with museums and people who seek to ecate the public.
Paul Taylor: A fine speech, Professor, but I know you are running out of money…
Raf: Money is of no concern to me. Only science is my goal.
Brian Firth: We』ll pay you enough to cover six month』s digging. You』ll be able to live in style and build a real research station…
Peg: Come on, Raf. (She crumpled the business card and tossed it on the floor.) We don』t have to listen to this.
Brian Firth: (smiled weirdly) Then, goodbye, dear Professor. You』ll know that money is everything soon—I promise, soon. (They left.)
Scene 3 〈The Missing Fossils〉
(Ref and Stephen were working. Peg ran into the office breathlessly. )
Peg: （yelling）Ref, I』ve got the new shipment of bones. But box 17 is lost!!!
Ref: （He stood up suddenly. His face was white.）What? Lost?
(Peg nodded painfully, even couldn』t say a word.)
Ref: Oh, no!!! (He fell down on the floor horribly upset, almost in tears.) That box
was my baby dinosaur: the complete immature Patagonytus puerti!!! Oh no…
Stephen: (slowly said) Maybe…it was stolen!!!
Peg: (shocked) You mean, those guys a few days ago…
Narrator: Ref and Peg started to call their friends for help. Stephen found that he couldn』t draw anymore. So he left the museum. But he didn』t really know where he was going until he found himself standing in front of…
Stephen: Tibia Maxima! This is the expensive store that the two hateful men own…
But wait! (looked inspired) Even an expensive store has a delivery bay where goods load…
Narrator: With heart pounding, Stephen slipped into the dark entrance and tried to find the box from Argentina, but he couldn』t. Suddenly, he heard a voice from the open door leading to the main store… (Stephen crept up to the door and listened.)
Woman A: Oh, this one is lovely. Where on earth did you get it?
Brian Firth: From Argentina. (Stephen listened more carefully.)
Man A: (talking to the woman sweetly) If you like it, I』ll buy it for you.
Woman A: (happily) Oh, it』s so sweet of you, darling! Look what it is named: 「Pa-ta-go-ny-tus puerti」! (Stephen froze.) I guess I』ll have the rest of my life learning how to say it!
Narrator: After a while, the man and the woman decided to take the fossils home a few days later. So Firth and Taylor held the box to the delivery bay, laughing. (Stephen hid himself behind some boxes.)
Paul Taylor: My, my, my. We』re going to be quite rich!
Brian Firth: We certainly are! This is a fine idea, my friend, a fine idea!
(They put the box down and went out of the delivery bay.)
Stephen: (He made sure that no one else was in the bay and crawled out of those boxes, to the box from Argentina. He looked at the lid on the box.)
「Professor Rafael de Leon. National Museum of Natural Science.」 This is the lost box 17!
(He held the box and ran out of the bay carefully.)
Narrator: When Stephen came back to the museum, Raf and Peg were sitting sad on the floor and didn』t say anything. Stephen opened the box and handed it to Raf.
Stephen: Look what I found. (He said slightly.)
Raf: (He unwrapped the paper on the skull dispiritedly, but soon an amazing smile
stretched through his face. Peg also looked at the bones surprisingly.)
(He whispered.) 「Patagonytus puerti.」
Scene 4 〈Another Miracle〉
Narrator: Time flies. It has been one month since Stephen helped Raf and Peg in the museum. Today is the last day that Raf and Peg stay in Taiwan. They eat lunch in a fast-food restaurant.
Raf: I spoke with our friends in Argentina this morning. They are very excited.
Peg: (with happiness) Why… (She turned to Stephen, who was eating a hamburger.)
Hey, Stephen, you』re awfully quiet. What』s wrong?
Stephen: (looked sad) Well, I』m just thinking about what I』m going to do after you leave for Argentina.
Peg: Oh, what? (slammed down her drink) Raf, didn』t you ask him?
Raf: (embarrassed) Eh…I forgot… (Peg looked angry.)
Stephen: Ah, excuse me. What are you talking about?
Raf: Sorry, Stephen. I forgot to ask you: How would you like to come to Argentina
for a month to continue drawing for us?
Stephen: (jumped to his feet) Let』s do it!!!
The End

『玖』 十分鍾左右的英語短劇劇本

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