大學搞笑的事情英語怎麼說
『壹』 搞笑的 英語怎麼說
funny
tongue-in-cheek
The Policeman and the Thief
Once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town, and decided to bring him back to the police station in the city. On their way they came to a shop where bread was sold. 「 We have no food, and we must be hungry after a while. Let me go into the shop and buy some bread for us. Wait here for me.」 The thief said.
The policeman agreed with him and waited in the street for a long time , but thief didn』t come out of the shop. The policeman began to be worried ,and ran into the shop, he couldn』t see the thief but the back door of the shop.
The policeman had to go back to the police station alone, and he was very unhappy.
Luckily, the policeman caught the thief at the same place the next day. When.they walked though the same street and the same shop, 「 Wait here,」 said the policeman 「 Last time you ran away from the shop. This time , I』ll go into the shop and buy the bread , and you must wait here for me.」
警察與小偷
一次， 一個新上任的警察在小鎮上抓住了一個小偷，他決定把這小偷押送到城裡警察局去。在路上，他們路過了一家麵包店。「我們沒帶吃的，呆會兒肯定會餓的，讓我去給咱們買點麵包。你在這等等我啊。」小偷說道。
警察同意了，並在街上等了很長一段時間，但是，小偷一直沒有從商店出來。警察開始擔心了，他跑進商店，除了一扇開著的後門，他什麼也沒看見。
警察不得不很郁悶的獨自回到了警察局。
幸運的是第二天，他在同一地方又抓住了那小偷。當他們路過同一條街，同一家商店時，「在這等著我，」警察說道，「上次，你從這家商店溜了，這次，我去買麵包，你必須在這等我！」
指望這個給你寫作文？還是沒有懸賞的情況下？別想了，這是不可能的，別人又不傻
『肆』 關於大學宿舍的搞笑的英語請景對話
嗯 順便說一下，我目前上的ABC天丅口語的教師和我們說過，就是要學好英語是很容易的~必須要有一個適宜的學習環境與實習口語對象 老師水平是關鍵 純正歐美口音(非東南亞)才可以 保持每天口語交流，一對一針對性教學就有.好.的學習成效~學習後還要復習聽取課堂錄音檔，更可以加深印象..然後要是真的無口語交談的人，最好能上可可或滬江取得課後材料研習，多說、多練、多問、多聽、多讀，一下子英語水平就提升起來，學習效益會非常達成目標的..男: Ts seat empty? 女：Yes, and ts one will be if you sit down. 男：Havent I seen you some place before? 女：Yes. Thats why I dont go there anymore. 男：Will you go out with me ts urday? 女：Sorry. Im having a headache ts weekend. 男：Can I have your name? 女：Why? Dont you already have one? 男：Im a photographer. Ive been looking for a face like yours. 女：Im a plastic surgeon. Ive been looking for a face like yours. 男：I tnk I could make you very happy. 女：Why? Are you leaving?
『伍』 這學期我們有些有趣的事情。用英語怎麼說
We
have
something
funny
in
this
school
term.
『陸』 大學英語搞笑情景對話5分鍾左右
A: Tell me a little bit about yourself.請介紹一下你自己。
B: My name is David and I live in Shanghai, I was born in 1980. My major was electrical engineering.我叫David, 住在上海，出身於1980年。我的專業是電子工程。
A: What kind of personality do you think you have?你認為你有怎樣的性格？
B: Well, I approach things very enthusiastically, I think, and I don't like to leave things half-done.I'm very organized and extremely capable.嗯，我做事非常熱心，我不喜歡把事情做一半。我非常有組織能力，也很能幹。
A: What would you say are your weaknesses and strengths?你的弱點和優點是什麼？
B: Well, I'm afraid I'm a poor speaker, however I'm fully aware of this, so I've been studying how to speak in public. I suppose my strengths are I'm persistent and a fast-learner.嗯，我不太擅長說話，我已經意識到這點，因此正在學習如何在公眾場所說話。我想我的優點是很執著，而且學東西很快。
A: Do you have any licenses or certificates?你有執照或資格證書嗎？
B: I have a driver's license, and I am a CPA (Certified Public Accountant).我有駕駛執照，我是注冊會計師。
A: How do you relate to others?你和別人相處如何？
B: I'm very co-operative and have good teamwork spirit.我能與人合作，富有團隊精
『柒』 「事實上,在大學,你能夠做任何你感興趣的事」用英語怎麼說
You can actually do anything that you are interested in in college
『捌』 「某大學晚會的搞笑表演」 用英語怎麼說急！！！謝謝
A university party's funny performance .