英语阅读黄段子
❶ 英语阅读小段，达人来解答
❷ 英语阅读语段最后一篇 大家帮忙看看 (超急!!~~)
1.Ecation at school can be expensive in some parts of the country.
2. D
78 D
79 D
❸ 谁帮我看篇英语阅读。求大意！前两段看不清可跳过。
第一段看来得不是很清楚，大源致讲的是作者得了抑郁症生活的有点压抑和悲观，有一个晚上让他明白了什么是快乐，二三段讲的是作者在去吃晚饭的路上看到了一个很美丽的卖裙子的老挝少女，让他想起了他的童年等等，四五段讲的是作者买裙子以及和少女讲价的经过，经过几次讨价还价两人达成共识之后作者以买第一条的价格又买了另外两条，在少女本可以给他更优惠的价格之前他就付了钱，之后少女很开心的笑了，让作者感受到了感动和快乐。后面两段拍的不全看的不清所以就不翻译了，另外从文中可以推定作者应该不是老挝本地人，大致上就是这样，希望能帮到你。
❹ 继续英语阅读语段(超急!~~~)
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❺ 英语内涵段子，带翻译
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."
"No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.
一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。发型师问：“有什么可以帮你吗？”那个人解释说：“我本来要去做头发移植，但实在太疼了。如果你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样，而且没有任何痛苦，我将付给你5000美元。”
“没问题，”发型师说，然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头。
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？”
Bring me the winner
- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
给我那个打赢的吧
-- 服务员，
这个龙虾只有一只爪。
-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。
❻ 英语的阅读语段(超急!!!~~~)
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❼ 求一段英语阅读短文
Sometimes we often need to make speeches.But most of us are afraid of doing this and don't do a good job Here are some simple
s___uggestions___ to make your speech a s_uccessful____ one. First of all,find out everything you can about your subject and at the same time find out as much as you can about your audience .Then you need to pay attention to trying to arrange your material so that your speech is clear and easy ro follow Use as many example as p__ossible____ . N_ever_____
forget your audience Don't talk over their heads or talk down to them.When you are giving your speech,speak s_lowly_____ and cleary and look at your audience Pause for a few seconds from time to time ro give your audience a chance to think over w___hat___ you have said Just
remember: be prepared,know your subjectand your audienve,you have to say and be yourself Then your ideas will boring you and your audience t____ogether__
❽ 英语阅读，我每句话能看懂，但是句和句之间有什么关系我不知道，也就是说，读完一段，我不知道在讲什么，
因为你语文没学好O(∩_∩)O~
❾ 英语阅读语段
我没看明白你问的意思 但是你有2处错误
hosework
错的-housework
encrage错的--encourage