英语小报阅读文章
A. 英语阅读小报怎么做
不是把一片英语文章阅读后作个总结吗？
B. 读书的英语小报内容
先画好边框，然后选好要写的内容，根据内容的量画好图案，边框。读书小报的内容一般有：读书名言，读后感，读书小故事和读书的小笑话。
读书的名言：书籍是人类进步的阶梯。
书到用时方恨少。
少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲。
少年不知勤学苦，老来方悔读书迟。
书读百遍，其义自见。
旧书不厌百回读，熟读深思子自知。
书山有路勤为径，学海无涯苦作舟。
读书破万卷，下笔如有神。
读书就应像饥饿的人扑在面包上一样。
会当凌绝顶，一揽众山小。
熟读唐诗三百首，不会作诗也能吟。
三更灯火五更鸡，正是男儿读书时。
学习的最好刺激是对所学的教材的兴趣。
未来的文盲不再是不识字的人，而是没有学会学习的人。
读书之法，在循序渐进，熟读而精思。
观山则情满于山，观海则情溢于海。
行万里路，读万卷书。
读书小故事： 1.鲁迅嚼辣椒驱寒： 鲁迅先生从小认真学习。少年时，在江南水师学堂读书，第一学期成绩优异，学校奖给他一枚金质奖章。他立即拿到南京鼓楼街头卖掉，然后买了几本书，又买了一串红辣椒。每当晚上寒冷时，夜读难耐，他便摘下一颗辣椒，放在嘴里嚼着，直辣得额头冒汗。他就用这种办法驱寒坚持读书。由于苦读书，后来终于成为我国著名的文学家。
2.侃误把墨汁当小菜： 1915年，著名学者黄侃在北大主讲国学。他住在北京白庙胡同大同公寓，终日潜心研究“国学”，有时吃饭也不出门，准备了馒头和辣椒、酱油等佐料，摆在书桌上，饿了便啃馒头，边吃边看书，吃吃停停，看到妙处就大叫：“妙极了！”有一次，看书入迷，竟把馒头伸进了砚台、朱砂盒，啃了多时，涂成花脸，也未觉察，一位朋友来访，捧腹大笑，他还不知笑他什么定义
指学校（通常指小学）中为营造浓厚的读书氛围，让学生在大量的阅读实践中丰富知识，开阔视野而开办的报纸，一般会以彩色图文并茂的方式活泼生动地表现出来，甚至可以通过阅读富有人生哲理和智慧的文章，让学生畅谈自己的读书感想和收获，并撰写自己的读书心得，在纸上、黑板甚至墙上用硬笔书写、美化，或者写一些关于名人的著作，歇后语，成语接龙，故事，古诗，谜语等等。
编辑本段
怎样写
写读书名言，读书计划的注意事项，一个好文章的赏析或体会，可以加上一两个小笑话，加上一些关于读书的图片。
读书名言
“书籍是屹立在时间的汪洋大海中的灯塔。”——惠普尔
读书有三到，谓心到，眼到，口到。心不在此，则眼看不仔细，心眼既不专一，却只漫诵浪读，决不能记，久也不能久也。三到之中，心到最急，心既到矣，眼口岂不到乎？——朱熹《训学斋规》
书籍是全世界的营养品.(莎士比亚)
风声、雨声、读书声，声声入耳; 家事、国事、天下事，事事关心。—— 顾宪成 (明代学者)
退笔如山起足珍，读书万卷始通神。――苏轼
读书计划注意
读书计划
1 找出要读的书
2 时间安排 （每月几本书 平均几个星期看完）
3 每本书的作者的简介
4 每本书的读后感
文章赏析
作者好象是以一个西方人的口吻来写作的，但无论如何还是脱不了自己东方女子的灵气，最后一段“独自归来的路上，瘦影在地。——过去的一百二十分钟，憧憬在我的心中，如同做了一场好梦”，怎么看也这不可能是一个美国人的内心独白。以我看来，作者写这篇文章的目的概在于以国外人的视角来看一个旅居美国的中国女子的心底世界，但如果真是这样，不得不说冰心在本文上并没有获得十足的成功。
如何正确读书：博览精读是语文学习的根本方法,也是语文学习的优良传统.在语文教学中,我们首先要教会学生学会选择.如今的出版物浩如烟海,其中优秀作品不少,但也充斥着不少无聊甚至有害的文章.如果不加以选择而一概接受,不仅会浪费学生的宝贵时间,还会危害孩子们的身心健康.我们要引导学生选择那些适合中学生阅读的书籍,如古今中外大家作品,科普文章,时文选萃等,把好阅读第一关.
其次,要教给学生朗读,默读,精读,跳读,速读,听读等多种阅读方式,口眼耳神并用,高效率地完成阅读任务.
第三,阅读过程中,要教给学生培养成勾画圈涂,不动笔墨不读书的习惯.这可以帮助我们集中注意力,加深对关键语句的理解."书读百遍,其义自现",只有反复地读,反复地理解,才能准确地把握作者的创作意图和文章的主旨.
名人名言
人不光是靠他生来就拥有一切，而是靠他从学习中所得到的一切来造就自己。
——歌 德
编辑本段
读书小报的内容
常用栏目
读书之声
读书之歌
好书好读
书斋细语
书斋天地
书声地带
快乐书城
飘满书香
书海拾贝
名人读书
◎鲁迅嚼辣椒驱寒
鲁迅先生从小认真学习。少年时,在江南水师学堂读书,第一学期成绩优异,学校奖一枚金质奖章.他立即拿到南京鼓楼街头卖掉,然后买了几本书,又买了一串红辣椒。每当晚上寒冷时,夜读难耐,他便摘下一颗辣椒,放在嘴里嚼着,直辣得额头冒汗。他就用这种办法驱寒坚持读书。由于苦读书,后来终于成为我国著名的文学家。
◎王亚南苦读成才
王亚南睡三脚床王亚南小时候胸有大志，酷爱读书。他在读中学时，为了争取更多的时间读书，特意把自己睡的木板床的一条脚锯短半尺，成为三脚床。每天读到深夜，疲劳时上床去睡一觉后迷糊中一翻身，床向短脚方向倾斜过去，他一下子被惊醒过来，便立刻下床，伏案夜读。天天如此，从未间断。结果他年年都取得优异的成绩，被誉为班内的三杰之一。他由于少年时勤奋刻苦读书，后来，终于成为我国杰出的经济学家。
◎唐宋八大家之一的苏东坡，年轻时自认为已无书不读，便大书一联：“识遍天下字；读尽人间书。”后经一老翁指点，遂改成：“发奋识遍天下字；立志读尽人间书。”
◎郭沫若曾写过一副读书联：“读不在三更五鼓，功只怕一曝十寒。”意思是说，读书要靠平时下功夫，不能一心血来潮就加班加点搞突出。要想获得成功，必须锲而不舍，持之以恒，决不能时而勤奋时而懈怠，三天打鱼两天晒网。
◎华罗庚把读书过程归结为“由厚到薄”、“由薄到厚”两个阶段。当你对书的内容真正有了透彻的了解，抓住了全书的要点，掌握了全书的精神实质后，读书就由厚变薄了，愈是懂得透彻，就愈有薄的感觉。如果在读书过程中，你对各章节又作深入的探讨，在每页上加添注解，补充参考资料，那么，书又会愈读愈厚。因此，读书就是由厚到薄，又由薄到厚的双向过程。
侯宝林抄书
相声语言大师侯宝林只上过三年小学，由于他勤奋好学，使他的艺术水平达到了炉火纯青的程度，成为有名的语言专家。有一次，他为了买到自己想买的一部明代笑话书《谑浪》，跑遍了北京城所有的旧书摊也未能如愿。后来，他得知北京图书馆有这部书，就决定把书抄回来。适值冬日，他顶着狂风，冒着大雪，一连十八天都跑到图书馆里去抄书，一部十多万字的书，终于被他抄录到手。
张广厚吃书
数学家张广厚有一次看到了一篇关于亏值的论文，觉得对自己的研究工作有用处，就一遍又一遍地反复阅读。这篇论文共20多页，他反反复复地念了半年多。因为经常的反复翻摸，洁白的书页上，留下一条明显的黑印。他的妻子对他开玩笑说，这哪叫念书啊，简直是吃书。
高尔基救书
世界文豪高尔基对书感情独深，爱书如命。有一次，他的房间失火了，他首先抱起的是书籍，其它的任何东西他都不考虑。为了抢救书籍，他险些被烧死。他说：“书籍一面启示着我的智慧和心灵，一面帮助我在一片烂泥塘里站起来，如果不是书籍的话，我就沉没在这片泥塘里，我就要被愚蠢和下流淹死。”
凿壁借光
汉朝时，少年时的匡衡，非常勤奋好学。
由于家里很穷，所以他白天必须干许多活，挣钱糊口。只有晚上，他才能坐下来安心读书。不过，他又买不起蜡烛，天一黑，就无法看书了。匡衡心痛这浪费的时间，内心非常痛苦。
他的邻居家里很富有，一到晚上好几间屋子都点起蜡烛，把屋子照得通亮。匡衡有一天鼓起勇气，对邻居说：“我晚上想读书，可买不起蜡烛，能否借用你们家的一寸之地呢？”邻居一向瞧不起比他们家穷的人，就恶毒地挖苦说：“既然穷得买不起蜡烛，还读什么书呢!”匡衡听后非常气愤，不过他更下定决心，一定要把书读好。
匡衡回到家中，悄悄地在墙上凿了个小洞，邻居家的烛光就从这洞中透过来了。他借着这微弱的光线，如饥似渴地读起书来，渐渐地把家中的书全都读完了。
匡衡读完这些书，深感自己所掌握的知识是远远不够的，他想继续看多一些书的愿望更加迫切了。
附近有个大户人家，有很多藏书。一天，匡衡卷着铺盖出现在大户人家门前。他对主人说：“请您收留我，我给您家里白干活不报酬。只是让我阅读您家的全部书籍就可以了。”主人被他的精神所感动，答应了他借书的要求。
匡衡就是这样勤奋学习的，后来他做了汉元帝的丞相，成为西汉时期有名的学者。
巴金的读书方法
著名作家巴金的读书方法十分奇特，因为他是在没有书本的情况下进行的。读书而无书的确算得天下一奇了，这到底是怎么回事呢?巴金说：“我第二次住院治疗，每天午睡不到一小时，就下床坐在小沙发上，等候护士同志两点钟来量体温。我坐着，一动也不动，但并没有打瞌睡。我的脑子不肯休息。它在回忆我过去读过的一些书，一些作品，好像它想在我的记忆力完全衰退之前，保留下一点美好的东西。”
原来他的读书法就是静坐在那里回忆曾经读过的书。这样有许多好处：
(1)不受条件限制，可以充分利用时间。巴金列举了两个例子：一个是苏联卫国战争期间，列宁格勒长期被德军包围的时候，有一位少女在日记中写着“某某型，《安娜·卡列尼娜》”一类的句子。当时没有电，也没有蜡烛，整个城市实行灯火管制，她不能读书，而是在黑暗中静坐回忆书中的情节。托尔斯泰的小说帮助她度过了那些恐怖的黑夜。另一个例子是他自己在十年内乱中的亲身经历。他说：“‘文革’期间要是造反派允许我写日记，允许我照自己的意思写日记，我的日记中一定写满了书名。人们会奇怪：我的书房给贴了封条，加上锁，封闭了十年，我从哪里找到那些书来阅读?他们忘了人的脑子里有一个大仓库，里面储存着别人拿不走的东西。”这两个事例说明，在一切不具备正常读书条件的情况下都可以“读书”。
(2)温故而知新。通过回忆，将过去读过的书拿出来一点点地咀嚼，就象牛反刍一样，能进一步消化吸收。每回忆一次都会有新的理解，新的认识，新的收获。
(3)能够不断地从已读过的书中吸取精神力量。巴金说：“我现在跟疾病作斗争，也从各种各样的作品中得到鼓励……即使在病中我没有精神阅读新的作品，过去精神财富的积累也够我这有限余生消耗的。一直到死，人都需要光和热。”
顾炎武自督读书
“天下兴亡，匹夫有责。”这个家喻户晓的名言，是由明末清初的爱国主义思想家、著名学者顾炎武最先提出的。
顾炎武自幼勤学。他6岁启蒙，10岁开始读史书、文学名著。11岁那年，他的祖父蠡源公要求他读完《资治通鉴》，并告诫说：“现在有的人图省事，只浏览一下《纲目》之类的书便以为万事皆了了，我认为这是不足取的。”这番话使顾炎武领悟到，读书做学问是件老老实实的事，必须认真忠实地对待它。顾炎武勤奋治学，他采取了“自督读书”的措施：首先，他给自己规定每天必须读完的卷数；其次，他限定自己每天读完后把所读的书抄写一遍。他读完《资治通鉴》后，一部书就变成了两部书；再次，要求自己每读一本书都要做笔记，写下心得体会。他的一部分读书笔记，后来汇成了著名的《日知录》一书；最后，他在每年春秋两季，都要温习前半年读过的书籍，边默诵，边请人朗读，发现差异，立刻查对。他规定每天这样温课200页，温习不完，决不休息。
毛主席怎样读书？
特殊爱好
几十年来，毛主席一直很忙，可他总是挤出时间，哪怕是分分秒秒，也要用来看书学习。他的中南海故居，简直是书天书地，卧室的书架上，办公桌、饭桌、茶几上，到处都是书，床上除一个人躺卧的位置外，也全都被书占领了。
为了读书，毛主席把一切可以利用的时间都用上了。在游泳下水之前活动身体的几分钟里，有时还要看上几句名人的诗词。游泳上来后，顾不上休息，就又捧起了书本。连上厕所的几分钟时间，他也从不白白地浪费掉。一部重刻宋代淳熙本《昭明文选》和其他一些书刊，就是利用这时间，今天看一点，明天看一点，断断续续看完的。
毛主席外出开会或视察工作，常常一带向箱子书。途中列车震荡颠簸，他全然不顾，总是一手拿着放大镜，一手按着书页，阅读不辍。到了外地，同在北京一样，床上、办公桌上、茶几上、饭桌上都摆放着书，一有空闲就看起来。
毛主席晚年虽重病在身，仍不废阅读。他重读了解放前出版的从延安带到北京的一套精装《鲁迅全集》及其他许多书刊。
有一次，毛主席发烧到39度多，医生不准他看书。他难过地说，我一辈子爱读书，现在你们不让我看书，叫我躺在这里，整天就是吃饭、睡觉，你们知道我是多么地难受啊!工作人员不得已，只好把拿走的书又放在他身边，他这才高兴地笑了。
认真地学，反复地读
毛主席从来反对那种只图书、毛主席从来反对那种只图快、不讲效果的读书方法。他在读韩昌黎诗文全集时，除少数篇章外，都一篇篇仔细琢磨，认真钻研，从词汇、句读、章节到全文意义，哪一方面也不放过。通过反复诵读和吟咏，韩集的大部分诗文他都能流利地背诵。《西游记》、《红楼梦》、《水浒传》、《三国演义》等小说，他从小学的时候就看过，到了六十年代又重新看过。他看过的《红楼梦》的不同版本差不多有十种以上。一部《昭明文选》，他上学时讯，五真正十代读，六十年代读，到了七十年代还读过好几次。他批注的版本，现存的就有三种。
一些马列、哲学方面的书籍，他反复读的遍数就更多了。《联共党史》及李达的《社会学大纲》，他各读了十遍。《共产党宣言》、《资本论》、《列宁选集》等等，他都反复研读过。许多章节和段落还作了批注和勾划。
不动笔墨不看书
几十年来，毛主席每阅读一本书，一篇文章，都在重要的地方划上圈、杠、点等各种符号，在书眉和空白的地方写上许多批语。
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C. 英语短文小报
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
英语小笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了.上帝曾经答应我
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。” 1.Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack: Certainly.
Tom: And why?
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？
杰克：当然应该了。
汤姆：为什么？
杰克：否则他就该跟我借了
2.I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination . At last he succeeded.
'Why are you so nervous?' I asked him.
'The numbers are the date of our anniversary.' my usband confessed.
我陪丈夫一起出差，他带着他的手提式计算机。机场出口处检查员要他打开包。他耐心的等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码。最后他终于想起来了。
“你为什么那么紧张呢？”我问他。
“这密码是我们结婚纪念日。”他承认道
3.Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？
汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇动瓶子了
4.One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how sty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.'
My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here?'
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”
我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？”
5.Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.
'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.'
'Don't worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later.' He said with a smile.
玛丽非常讨厌丈夫吸烟，一天对他抱怨说：“我希望有一天所有卷烟厂都失火。”
“不用担心，亲爱的，所有的烟卷迟早都会点着的。”他笑着说。 Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
Notes:
(1) inform v.告诉
(2) nest n.窝；巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓励
(5) resemble v. 相似；类似
18.鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。
“是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。
“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。
“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。
“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？”
英语笑话（一）
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。
英语笑话（二）
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
英语笑话（三）
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，
亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
给我那个打赢的吧
-- 服务员，
这个龙虾只有一只爪。
-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。
英语笑话（六）The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。
英语笑话（七）Advice for "Kid"
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
以上 可以抄到小报 上 你可以再画些可爱的图案
或打印 一个 临摹
帮你帮这么多啦
呵呵
祝你英语越来越好
D. 英语小报的文章(主题春节)
给你些资料：
1。关于拜年习俗的由来，传说远古时代有一种怪兽，头顶长独角，口似血盆，人们叫它做“年”。每逢腊月三十晚上,它便窜出山林，掠食噬人。人们只好备些肉食放在门外，然后把大门关上,躲在家里，直到初一早晨,“年”饱餐后扬长而去，人们才开门相见，作揖道喜，互相祝贺
The Chinese New Year is traditional festival that China is rich with most the special features.It symbolizes the lunar calendar for old year to end.
New year has already start.The people will take leave cold monotonous of winter, greet the organic full of life spring.
A" New Year's Day" of Chinese New Year, a 杜 set 卿 says in 《 five candle treasure 典s 》 :" In order to carry the month, January it is a dollar on first day, as well cloud just dynasty, as well a 朔 of cloud."" Dollar" of original meaning is" head", lead the 申 behind in order to" start", because is a year of first day this day, the first day of the spring, the first day of the January, so be called" three dollars";Because is still a year old this day toward, month toward, day toward, so call" three dynasties" again;Again it is the first day of 朔 , so call" a 朔 " again.Wu of Sung explains in 《 the dream beam record 》 from the herding:" The January 朔 day, the New Year's Day that call".《 Say the text solution word 》 medium to" 旦 " word of hermeneutic for" see from the day an up, a, ground also." Meant the sun to just rise from the horizon rising, is a matutinal meaning.Because it means a year of the first morning respectively, the first morning of the January, so call" New Year's Day" and" positive 旦 "s.
In addition to above-mentioned title, the Chinese New Year still call" open the year"," begin a new year"," year old of 芳 "," year old of 华 " etc., in many titles with call" New Year's Day" the most widespread, time is most long-last.
Because of the previous dynasties style dissimilarity, the season of the New Year's Day place is also different.The style of the Chinese ancient times is a yin and yang to match the 历 , need at the same time in consideration of the position of the sun and moon, past certain New Year's Day, need certain first it is in a certain season, then make selection with this season the close by month of 朔 is the New Year's Day.Because a years old proceeds together with 12 lunar calendar not equal, differ about 11 days, so separate 3 years to need to establish an intercalary month each
2.Far and away the most important holiday in China is Spring Festival, also known as the Chinese New Year. To the Chinese people it is as important as Christmas to people in the West. The dates for this annual celebration are determined by the lunar calendar rather than the Gregorian calendar, so the timing of the holiday varies from late January to early February.
To the ordinary Chinese, the festival actually begins on the eve of the lunar New Year's Day and ends on the fifth day of the first month of the lunar calendar. But the 15th of the first month, which normally is called the Lantern Festival, means the official end of the Spring Festival in many parts of the country.
Preparations for the New Year begin the last few days of the last moon, when houses are thoroughly cleaned, debts repaid, hair cut and new clothes purchased. Houses are festooned with paper scrolls bearing auspicious antithetical couplet (as show on both side of the page) and in many homes, people burn incense at home and in the temples to pay respects to ancestors and ask the gods for good health in the coming months.
"Guo Nian," meaning "passing the year," is the common term among the Chinese people for celebrating the Spring Festival. It actually means greeting the new year. At midnight at the turn of the old and new year, people used to let off fire-crackers which serve to drive away the evil spirits and to greet the arrival of the new year. In an instant the whole city would be engulfed in the deafening noise of the firecrackers.
On New Year's Eve, all the members of families come together to feast. Jiaozi, a steamed mpling as pictured below, is popular in the north, while southerners favor a sticky sweet glutinous rice pudding called nian gao.
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Sun., Feb. 1
Overcast
The night before the examination
The clock struck eleven at night. The whole house was quiet. Everyone was in bed except me. Under the strong light, I looked gloomily before me at a huge pile of that disgusting stuff they call“books”.
I was going to have my examination the next day. “When can I go to bed?” I asked myself. I did not answer. In fact I dared not.
The clock struck 12.“Oh, dear!”I cried. “Ten more books to read before I can go to bed!”We students are the most wretched creatures in the world.
考试是学生日记“永恒的主题”，写得真实有趣。
Thurs , Jan . 7
fine
A sunny day
I got up early today to watch the sunrise. While I waited for the sun to rise, I sat beside my window and thought of my future. Soon I will be a grown man and I won't be a baby anymore. Maybe I'll be going to college if I pass the college entrance examination. I didn't want to think of not passing this important examination, for my parents are counting on me to do so.
Anyway, if I don't pass this one I should try again next year. I thought about my parents too. They have worked so hard to give us children a good life. Now, they are getting older little by little. There are more grey hairs now in Mother's hair. As for my father, he's beginning to have a hard time reading the newspaper. He uses a pair of glasses now. All these thoughts touch me and tell me that time is indeed swiftly passing.
The sun was coming out of the horizon. First it was just a ray of light. But little by little the whole circle started coming into view. The sky was a bright orange with a blue haze surrounding the emptiness. Soon I could feel the warmth of the sun as its rays passed through my window pane. The view was really beautiful, more beautiful than any picture I had ever seen. In a few minutes everyone was awake and everyone went on their own way with their lives. Another day started and it was another beginning for all of us.
关于春节：The Spring Festival
Spring Festival is the most important festival in China .It’s to celebrate the lunar calendar ‘s new year .In the evening before the Spring Festival ,families get together and have a big meal .In many places people like to set off firecrackers .Dumplings are the most traditional food .Children like the festival very much ,because they can have delicious food and wear new clothes .They can also get some money from their parents. This money is given to children for good luck . People put New Year scrolls on the wall for good fortune .
The Spring Festival lasts about 15 days long .People visit relatives and friends with the words “Have all your wishes ”. People enjoy the Spring Festival ,ring this time they can have a good rest .
春节前：Things Happened in Spring Festival Today, I went shopping with my parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, and cousins. It was a rare occasion because we hardly only get together few times in a year as a big family. On the way to the shopping mall, we watched the lion dance. Overall, we had an unforgettable day.
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Sun., Feb. 1
Overcast
The night before the examination
The clock struck eleven at night. The whole house was quiet. Everyone was in bed except me. Under the strong light, I looked gloomily before me at a huge pile of that disgusting stuff they call“books”.
I was going to have my examination the next day. “When can I go to bed?” I asked myself. I did not answer. In fact I dared not.
The clock struck 12.“Oh, dear!”I cried. “Ten more books to read before I can go to bed!”We students are the most wretched creatures in the world.
考试是学生日记“永恒的主题”，写得真实有趣。
Thurs , Jan . 7
fine
A sunny day
I got up early today to watch the sunrise. While I waited for the sun to rise, I sat beside my window and thought of my future. Soon I will be a grown man and I won't be a baby anymore. Maybe I'll be going to college if I pass the college entrance examination. I didn't want to think of not passing this important examination, for my parents are counting on me to do so.
Anyway, if I don't pass this one I should try again next year. I thought about my parents too. They have worked so hard to give us children a good life. Now, they are getting older little by little. There are more grey hairs now in Mother's hair. As for my father, he's beginning to have a hard time reading the newspaper. He uses a pair of glasses now. All these thoughts touch me and tell me that time is indeed swiftly passing.
The sun was coming out of the horizon. First it was just a ray of light. But little by little the whole circle started coming into view. The sky was a bright orange with a blue haze surrounding the emptiness. Soon I could feel the warmth of the sun as its rays passed through my window pane. The view was really beautiful, more beautiful than any picture I had ever seen. In a few minutes everyone was awake and everyone went on their own way with their lives. Another day started and it was another beginning for all of us.
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E. 关于英语小报冬奥会的文章
The Olynpic Games
The Olympic Games, first held in 776BC, has a history of more than one thousand yiars. The Games is held every four years.
Many countries try their best to bid forhosting the Olympic Games. And every country does its best to get more medals in the Games. In 2000, the city of Sidney held the 27th Olympic Games. Over one hundred countries all over the world took part in it. We won 28gold medals that year. China, a major sport country, will hold the 29th Olympic Games in 2008. People from all walks of life are participating in various activities and making good preparations for it.
There are five rings on the Olympic flag, which are considered to symbolize, the five continents: Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia and America. The Olympic motto is: "Swifter, higher, stronger." The Games can promote the understanding and friendship among different peoples and different nations.
公元前776年首次举办的奥运会，已经有一千多年的历史了。奥运会每四年举办一次。
许多国家尽他们最大的努力争办奥运会。每个国家在运动会中都争取拿更多的奖牌。2000年，悉尼举办了第27届奥运会，全世界100多个国家参加了这次盛会。那年我国获得了28枚金牌。中国作为一个体育大国，将于2008年举办第29届奥运会。各条战线的人们正在为奥运会做着各项准备。
奥运会的会旗上有五个环。五环被认为象征着五大洲：欧洲、亚洲、非洲、澳洲和美洲。奥运会的口号是：“更高，更快，更强。”奥运会能够促进各民族以及各个国家之间的理解和友谊
F. 英语手抄报用的..文章..
你好，先用铅笔轻轻地在版面上画上横线和竖线，横线和竖线的距离都是一个字的距离，这样就会有一个个小格子，每个格子是一个字，这样写之前就知道这个版能写多少字了，要先把字数定好。写完以后再把铅笔线擦掉。
出手抄报是非要打格子的，不但是为了控制字数，避免你说的那种抄到后面纸还剩很多或者抄到后面不够了的情况，还可以使得版面整齐，如果不打格子，字就会歪歪扭扭，不在一行上，会很难看的。
另外我们以前出手抄报的时候，一般都用水彩颜料调成很淡的颜色（一般是浅蓝色或者浅绿色），在纸上画上抽象的图案做背景，这样出出来的手抄报，比光用钢笔写的美观许多。
名人名言
Genius is formed in quiet, character in the stream of life.-----Goethe
天才形成于平静中，性格来自于生活的激流。 -----歌德
Wherever valour true is found, truemodesty will there abound.-----W. S. Gilbert
真诚的勇敢，都包含谦虚。-----吉尔伯特
Life can only be understood backwards, But it must be lived forward.-----Kierkergaard
只有向后才能理解生活，但要生活好，则必须向
前看。 -----克尔凯郭尔
名篇经典
A Night Mooring By Maple
-----Zhang Ji
Moon's down ,crows cry and Frost fills all the sky. By maples and boat lights, I sleepless lie. Outside Suzhou Hanshang Temple is in sight. Its ringing bells reach my boat at midnight.
枫桥夜泊
-----张继
月落乌啼霜满天, 江枫渔火对愁眠。
姑苏城外寒山寺，夜半钟声到客船。
2008年帆板赛区-----
青岛 宣传词
Highlight Olympic Spirit and Culture.
弘扬奥运精神，传播奥运文化。
Green Olympics Green Qing.
绿色奥运，绿色青岛。
Meeting in Beijing Sailing in Qing.
相约北京，扬帆青岛。
Set Olympic Sails and Build Our Beautiful Home.
扬奥运风帆，健美好家园。
英语短文
A School-report
The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read: "English, poor, French, weak, mathematics, mathematics, Fair," and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad. "Wall, Dad." Said the son, "it is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line, which read: "Health excellent."
学期总结
父亲正在读儿子刚刚交给他的学期总结，他的儿子满怀希望的看着他，而他则生气的读着学期总结："英语,差;法语,中;数学,良."然后,他厌恶地看着那个正在抖动着身子的小子."恩,老爸."儿子说:"那没有达到本来应该达到的优秀水平，不过你没看到那儿？"他指着下一行，读到："健康状况，优秀。"
G. 英语阅读手抄报的内容
You are like a third parent. We all love you and respect you.The primary purpose of ecation is not to teach you to earn your bread, but to make every mouthful sweet.——James AngelWe all like having you as our teacher. You have our respect and gratefulness.This is Teachers' Day and a time to be grateful to all teachers.This profession deserves the special recognition and respect.There is no more appropriate time than this to honor you and others in your chosen field. You have my eternal gratefulness. Have a happy Teachers' Day.We are more thankful than we can express.You have been a qualified teachers and even better friend. Thank you for all that you have done.Ecation is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.The man who can make hard things easy is the ecator.Send you our everlasting feeling of gratefulness and thankfulness on this special day.A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops. — Henry AdamsIt is the most appropriate time to show you our thanks.This small gift is only a tiny token of our gratefulness. We all want to thank you.I am truly grateful to you for what you have done.Dear teacher, thank you for illuminating my voyage of life with your own light of life. My grateful sentiments come from the bottom of my heart.The whole secret of the teacher's force lies in the conviction that men are convertible.No one deserves a bigger thank you than you. One day is hardly enough to show our gratitude.Thank you for making learning not a ll thing but a great joy.We all pitched to buy this gift. We are all grateful to you. Without your unselfish dedica- tion could we achieve no suc- cess today.Our beloved teacher, you are the spring shower that moistens our hearts. The love and care you have given us will encourage us to go through a long and arous journey.You are not only a good teacher but our close friend. Thank you for helping us make something of our lives.My heartfelt thanks to you, dear teacher. On the voyage of life, you have kindled the light of hope for me. What you have done enriches my mind and broadens my view. On this day I honor you sincerely.
我们送您一件小礼物，以表我们对您的感激之情。教师节愉快！您就像我们的家长，我们都敬爱您。教育最主要的目的，不是教你懂得如何谋生，而是使每个人生活得更香甜。 安吉儿我们喜欢您做我们的老师，我们尊敬您、感激您。时逢教师节，是向所有教师表达谢意的日子。这个职业值得受到特别的重视和尊重。此刻是向您及您的同行们致敬的最佳时机。我永远感激您。祝节日快乐！对您的谢意，我们无法用语言来表达。您不仅是一位合格的教师，更是一位好朋友，谢谢您所做的一切。教育不是灌满一桶水，而是点燃一团生命的火焰。能使艰难之事变得容易的人是教育者。在这特别的日子谨向您致以我们永恒的感激之情。一个教师对人的影响是永恒的。 ——亚当斯现在是向您表达感激之情最为恰当的时刻。这件小小的礼物略表我们的感激之情。我们大家都很感谢您。我深深地感激您所做的一切。老师，感谢您用自己的生命之光，照亮了我人生的旅途，对您我满怀感谢之情。教师力量的全部秘密，就在于深信人是可以改变的。没有人比您更值得如此深厚的谢意。仅这一天远不足以表达我们对您的感激之情。感谢您使我们把枯燥的学习变成了巨大的乐趣。这是我们买给您的礼物，谢谢您，老师。没有您无私的奉献，就不会有我们今天的成功。亲爱的老师，您就像那春天的细雨，滋润着我们的心田。您给予我们的爱和关怀将鼓舞着我们走过艰难困苦。您不仅是一位好老师，也是我们亲密的朋友，谢谢您帮助我们奋发有为。亲爱的老师，向您表达我最衷心的感谢。在人生旅途上，您为我点燃了希望之光，您所做的一切润泽了我的心灵，开阔了我的视野。今天我向您致以崇高的敬意.
H. 英语阅读手抄报怎么做
这里很多：http://image..com/i?fr=bk&tn=image&ct=201326592&lm=-1&cl=2&word=%D3%A2%D3%EF%CA%D6%B3%AD%B1%A8&sme=0&ln=2000&fm=rs&pn=60 有图片的，各种版式的，超级好的，建议你自己去看一看，下面给你推荐几篇文章 Catch the Star That Will Take You to Your Dreams
追随你的梦想
Catch the star that holds your destiny, the one that forever twinkles within your heart. Take advantage of precious opportunities while they still sparkle before you. Always believe that your ultimate goal is attainable as long as you commit yourself to it.
追随能够改变你命运的那颗星，那颗永远在你心中闪烁的明星。当它在你面前闪耀时，抓住这宝贵的机会。请谨记，只要你坚持不懈，最终的目标总能实现。
Though barriers may sometimes stand in the way of your dreams, remember that your destiny is hiding behind them. Accept the fact that not everyone is going to approve of the choices you've made, have faith in your judgment, catch the star that twinkles in your heart, and it will lead you to your destiny's path. Follow that pathway and uncover the sweet sunrises that await you.
尽管实现梦想的途中有时会遇到障碍，要知道这是命运对你的挑战。不是每个人都会赞成你的选择，接受这个现实，并相信自我的判断，追随那颗在你心中闪烁的明星，它会引领你踏上命运的征途。坚持不懈，你就能享受那些幸福时刻。
Take pride in your accomplishments, as they are stepping stones to your dreams. Understand that you may make mistakes, but don't let them discourage you. Value your capabilities and talents for they are what make you truly unique. The greatest gifts in life are not purchased, but acquired through hard work and determination.
每前进一步，你都应引以为豪，因为它们是你实现梦想的阶梯。要知道在这个过程中你也许会犯错误，但不要气馁。珍视自我的潜能，因为它们使你独一无二。生命中最珍贵的礼物不是花钱买来的，而是通过努力和决心而获取的。
Find the star that twinkles in your heart for you alone are capable of making your brightest dreams come true. Give your hopes everything you've got and you will catch the star that holds your destiny.
寻找心中那颗闪耀的明星，因为只有你自己才能够让美好的梦想变成现实。满怀希望并全力以赴，你就能摘下改变命运的那颗星。
岁月是一把无情的刻刀，改变了我们的模样，然而记忆中的那片湖水却依然清澈如初，不曾改变。我们不能活在回忆里，却不能忘记回忆，因为它是属于我们每个人的财富。就让回忆变成一本书，偶尔翻阅，还能感受到那份酸涩和纯真。
Hour in the Sun
John H.Bradley
"…I was rich, if not in money, in sunny hours and summer days."----- Henry David Thoreau
阳光下的时光
约翰•布莱德利
“……我虽然不富甲天下，却拥有无数个艳阳天和夏日。”----亨利•大卫•梭罗
When Thoreau wrote that line, he was thinking of the Walden Pond he knew as a boy.
写这句话时，梭罗想起孩提时代的瓦尔登湖。
Woodchoppers and the Iron Horse had not yet greatly damaged the beauty of its setting. A boy could go to the pond and lie on his back against the seat of a boat, lazily drifting from shore to shore while the loons dived and the swallows dipped around him. Thoreau loved to recall such sunny hours and summer days "when idleness was the most attractive and proctive business."
当时伐木者和火车尚未严重破坏湖畔的美丽景致。小男孩可以走向湖中，仰卧小舟。自一岸缓缓漂向另一岸，周遭有鸟儿戏水，燕子翻飞。梭罗喜欢回忆这样的艳阳天和夏日，“慵懒是最迷人也是最具生产力的事情！”
I too was a boy in love with a pond, rich in sunny hours and summer days. Sun and summer are still what they always were, but the boy and the pond changed. The boy, who is now a man, no longer find much time for idle drifting. The pond has been annexed by a great city.
我也曾经是热爱湖塘的小男孩，拥有无数个艳阳天与夏日。如今阳光、夏日依旧，男孩和湖塘却已改变。那男孩已长大成人，不再有那么多时间泛舟湖上。而湖塘也为大城市所并。
The swamps where herons once hunted are now drained and filled with houses. The bay where water lilies quietly floated is now a harbor for motor boats. In short, everything that the boy loved no longer exists----except in the man's memory of it.
曾有苍鹭觅食的沼泽，如今已枯竭殆尽，上面盖满了房舍。睡莲静静漂浮的湖湾，现在成了汽艇的避风港。总之，男孩所爱的一切已不复存在----只留在人们的回忆中。
Some people insist that only today and tomorrow matter. But how much poorer we would be if we really lived by that rule! So much of what we do today is frivolous and futile and soon forgotten. So much of what we hope to do tomorrow never happens.
有些人坚持认为只有今日和明日才是重要的，可是如果真的照此生活，我们将是何其可怜！许多今日我们做的事徒劳不足取的，很快就会被忘记。许多我们期待明天将要做的事却从来没有发生过。
The past is the bank in which we store our most valuable possession: the memories that give meaning and depth to our lives.
过去是一所银行。我们将最可贵的财产---记忆珍藏其中。记忆赐予我们生命的意义和深度。
Those who truly treasure the past will not bemoan the passing of the good old days, because days enshrined in memory are never lost.
真正珍惜过去的人，不会悲叹旧日美好时光的逝去。因为藏于记忆中的时光永不流失。
Death itself is powerless to still a remembered voice or erase a remembered smile. And for one boy who is now a man, there is a pond which neither time nor tide can change, where he can still spend a quite hour in the sun.
死亡本身无法止住一个记忆中的声音，或擦除一个记忆中的微笑。对现已长大成人的那个男孩来说，那儿将有一个湖塘不会因时间和潮汐而改变，可以让他继续在阳光下享受安静时光。