脱口秀高中英语阅读

㈠ 跪求→高中英语脱口秀台词、简简单单的就行，内容需要轻松搞笑一点，急急急！！！

I used to drive this used car with a lot of bumper stickers that impossible to peel it off.and one of them said .if you don't speak englishgo homeand I didn't know this for two years

㈡ 英语三分钟脱口秀的范文简单的

good morning, ladies and gengtlemen . My name is xxx. It is my honor to come here and givve you a talk show. 下面就是李此庆哪握扒雹内容了

㈢ 英语课堂脱口秀稿子

Hi, everybody. Hi! So I don't have too much time up here, before my green card expires. See I grew up in a poor neighborhood in China. The middle school that I went to one year decided to pave the dirt roads with bricks and cement. And the students were required to bring bricks to school and ...We worked really hard for 3 weeks and finally we built a road. Years later, I heard about the term: child labor. I was like, what?! Those kids got paid?!
嗨，大家好啊!嗨!那个……我能表演的时间不多，因为我绿卡马上要过期了。我是在中国的穷乡僻壤长大的。我们初中某年突然决定要修整土路，铺上砖头和水泥，让学生们带砖头到学校来……我们玩命地干了三个礼拜终于把路修好了。多年以后我听说了这个词：童工。我立马就惊讶了，啥?!那些小孩干活还有钱拿?
I got a D minus. But I read that younger kids nowadays can't even read the analog watches any more. They can only read the digital ones. I was like, how are they gonna report the locations of hot chicks in the future? It's gonna be like, Hot chick, 3 o'clock. I can't stay that long.
我拿到的只是D-。我看报道，如今的小孩都不会看手表了。他们只能看懂电子表。我心想，等他们长大以后该如何报告辣妹的位置啊?别人说，“辣妹在三点钟方向”。我不能待那么久的。
So I came to the US for college and I was really into science, which really helped me in the romance department. Like once I asked this girl out and she said, no. I said, are you sure? And she said to me, hey Joe, NO means NO. I said, well... it also means Nitric Oxide.
我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。有一次，我来美国是读大学，我很喜欢科学，这对我的感情生活也大有裨益。有一次，我约女孩子出去，她说不行。我问，真不行啊?她说，嘿，Joe，NO就是不行的意思。我说，NO也是一氧化氮啊。
And one year, I went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Here's something you guys should know about me. I don't approve of nudity in public. But when it happens, I want to be there.
有一年，我去新奥尔良参加狂欢节。 对于我，你们要了解一点，我是不赞同公共场合赤身裸体的。不过要是真有人这么干了，那我不能错过啊。
And when I first came to the United States, I took a English as a second language class. And the teacher there was too lazy to remember the students' names. So he just handed out a list of American names for us to choose from. And by the time I got the list, there were only two names left, so I just picked Joe instead of Jake. And the other day, I told that story to my son, Jake.
我初到美国时，参加了英语培训课程。我们

㈣ 求一篇高中英语脱口秀台词 大概说5分钟 不要太短了也不要太长了

sorry , 表示无能为力！！！

㈤ 请帮忙写一篇《我最喜爱的电影/电视节目/脱口秀》的英语作文，急求！！！

My favourite film

Well, when it comes to me, my favourite film is the Titanic. The reasons are as follows.

Firstly, I love the handsome charactor called Jack in the film. He is one of the most charming actors in the world.

Also, the romantic story told in the film moved me a lot. The true love between Rose and Jack is so beautiful that I can't help crying for them.

Finally, the music in the film is quite pleasant. My Heart will go on moved thousands of people in the world.

㈥ 求一篇英语脱口秀段子 短的 带翻译 跪求 给分

you are my sunshine
你是我的阳光
the other night dear,as i lay sleeping,
亲爱的,一天晚上我正在躺着睡觉
i dreamt i held you in my arms,
我梦见你在我的臂弯
when i awoke dear,i was mistaken,
当我醒来的时候,我亲爱的.我发现我是错误的
and i hung my head and i cried!
我垂下我的头,然后,我哭了
you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,
你是我的阳光,我唯一的阳光
you make me happy,when skies are gray.
你让我感到开心,当天空黑暗的时候
you'll never know dear,how much i love you,
你永远不会知道,我有多爱你
please don't take my sunshine away.
请不要把我的阳光带走
you told me once dear,you really loved me,
你有一次告诉我,你真的爱我
and no one else could come between,
没有人可以替代
but now you've left me,and love another.
但是现在,你离开了我,爱上了别人
you have shattered all my dreams.
你粉碎了我所有的梦
you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,
你是我的阳光,我唯一的阳光
the other night dear,as i lay sleeping,
亲爱的,一天晚上我正在躺着睡觉
i dreamt i held you in my arms,
我梦见你在我的臂弯
you make me happy,when skies are gray.
你让我感到开心,当天空黑暗的时候
when i awoke dear,i was mistaken,
当我醒来的时候,我亲爱的.我发现我是错误的
you'll never know dear,how much i love you,
你永远不会知道,我有多爱你
and i hung my head and i cried!
我垂下我的头,然后,我哭了
please don't take my sunshine away.
请不要把我的阳光带走
you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,
你是我的阳光,我唯一的阳光
you make me happy,when skies are gray.
你让我感到开心,当天空黑暗的时候
you'll never know dear,how much i love you,
你永远不会知道,我有多爱你
please don't take my sunshine away.
请不要把我的阳光带走
you told me once dear,you really loved me,
你有一次告诉我,你真的爱我
and no one else could come between,
没有人可以替代
but now you've left me,and love another.
但是现在,你离开了我,爱上了别人
you have shattered all my dreams.
你粉碎了我所有的梦
you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,
你是我的阳光,我唯一的阳光
you make me happy,when skies are gray.
你让我感到开心,当天空黑暗的时候
you'll never know dear,how much i love you,
你永远不会知道,我有多爱你
please don't take my sunshine away.
请不要把我的阳光带走