英语阅读七上册配套
① 初一上做英语阅读理解，同步单元的哪种练习册好求推荐。现在高一结
53的阅读理解专项，星火英语，都可以但是不同步单元，如果同步单元的话就不是很难，做的话没难度，个人用过的话，认为53阅读理解专项，星火英语不错，超越训练也可以（但是有基础题，它的重点在基础题）
② 初一上学期英语阅读10篇
1、 We,human beings,have been dreaming of a beautiful and harmonious society.At first,we should start from ourselves.At home,we must repect our parents;in our school,we need to unite and help each other;in our society,we should be polite to others and protect our environment containing animals and plants.Let us hold together and start from you and me when do something trivial.Construct a harmonious society to creat a beautiful future 翻译：一个美好和谐的社会，是人类梦寐的追求。首先，我们要从我做起，在家里，我们要尊敬父母；在学校，我们要团结同学，互相帮助；在社会，我们要礼貌待人，还要保护我们的社会环境，动植物。。。让我们携手同行，从你做起，从我做起，从我们身边的每一件小事做起，构建和谐社会，共创美好未来。 2、Far and away the most important holiday in China is Spring Festival, also known as the Chinese New Year. To the Chinese people it is as important as Christmas to people in the West. The dates for this annual celebration are determined by the lunar calendar rather than the Gregorian calendar, so the timing of the holiday varies from late January to early February.
To the ordinary Chinese, the festival actually begins on the eve of the lunar New Year's Day and ends on the fifth day of the first month of the lunar calendar. But the 15th of the first month, which normally is called the Lantern Festival, means the official end of the Spring Festival in many parts of the country.翻译： 总的来说在中国最重要的节日是春节,亦称中国新年。对中国人民来说它的重要性就如方圣诞节对于西方人民。这个一年一次的节日日期取决于阴历而不是格里历，因此假日的时间变化从一月下旬到上旬2月。对普通的中国人，节日总是在除夕夜开始,结束于阴历的第一个月的第五天。 但1第一个月的15号，通常称灯会，在国家的大部分地区意味春节的正式结尾。
3、January 13 2005
It was the first day of our summer holiday. All of us were very happy. Why? Because we have one months to do things we love to do. We are free. Although we have some homework. But we can finish them in several days. And the rest time we can make good use of. My god! We have been very tired after hard studying. In winter holidays, I want to have full sleep and eat good food in order to replenish myself. Last but not the least, I will have a good rest. 翻译：这是第一天我们的寒假。我们大家非常愉快。为什么? 由于我们有一个月做事我们爱做。我们是自由的。虽然我们有一些家庭作业。但我们能完成他们在几天。并且休息时间我们能做好用途。我的神! 我们是非常疲乏在艰苦学习以后。在寒假, 我想要有充分的睡眠和吃好食物为了重新补充自己。持续但不是最少, 我将有好休息。 4、It was the third day of our winter holiday. Today, there are many business in my mother’s company. So my mother told me to help my uncle who is the manager of my mother’s company. I sat in my mother’s office and help her answer the telephone. While I was free, I was writing my homework. Although I also have a lot of time to do my homework, I still do it. Because in my mother’s office, I had nothing to do. If I did nothing, I was wasting my time and my life. I can’t do the foolish thing. We should take good use of our time 这是第三天我们的寒假。今天, 有许多事务在我的母亲’s 公司。如此我的母亲劝告我帮助是我的母亲的经理的我的伯父’s 公司。我坐了在我的母亲’s 办公室和帮助她的答复电话。当我是自由的, 我写着我的家庭作业。虽然我并且有很多时间做我的家庭作业, 我仍然做它。由于在我的母亲’s 办公室, 我有没什么做。如果我做了没什么, 我浪费我的时间和我的生活。我能’t 做愚蠢事。我们应该采取对我们的时间的好用途。
5、The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young." 翻译：老猫
一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。
于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记
住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。” 6、 A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the st.
He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river."
He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the st and eat them.
Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time. 翻译：一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。
他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。”
他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。
不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。 7、The Rain
A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard． They did not have their umbrella with them， and there was nowhere to hide from the rain， so they were soon very wet， and the small boy did not feel very happy．
For a long time while they were walking home through the rain， the boy was thinking． Then at last he turned to his father and said to him，“Why does it rain， Father？ It isn't very nice， is it？”
“No， it isn't very nice， but it's very useful，Tom，”answered his father．“It rains to make the fruit and the vegetables grow for us， and to make the grass grow for the cows and sheep．”
Tom thought about this for a few seconds， and then he said，“Then，why does it rain on the road too， Father？”
翻译：下雨
一个小男孩和他的父亲正在乡间行走，突然下起了大雨。
他们没带伞，加上四下无处可以躲雨，所以很快他们浑身上下被淋湿了，小男孩感到很不好受。
他们在雨中朝家走去，有好一会儿，那个男孩一直在思索着什么。后来终于他朝父亲转过脸去，问他说：“爸爸，为什么天会下雨呢？下雨可不太好，是吧？”
“是呀，下雨是不太好，可是下雨也有很多有益的地方，汤姆。”父亲回答说。“老天爷下雨促使了为我们所食用的水果和蔬菜的生长，同样也促使牛羊所吃的青草的生长。”
汤姆对父亲的这番话想了一会，然后说：“那么，父亲，老天爷为什么还要把雨下在路上呢？”
8、The Crab and His Mother
“My child,” said a Crab to her son, “why do you walk so awkward? If you wish to make a good appearance, you should go straight forward, and not to one side as you do so constantly.”
“I do wish to make a good appearance, Mamma” said the young Crab; “and if you will show me how, I will try to walk straight forward.”
“Why, this is the way, of course,” said the mother, as she started off to the right, “No, this is the way,” said she, as she made another attempt, to the left.
The little Crab smiled. “ When you learn to do it yourself, you can teach me,” he said, and he went back to his play.
翻译：蟹和他的母亲
“我的孩子，说： ”蟹，她的儿子， “你为什么走这么尴尬？如果你想有一个良好的外观，您应该直行向前，而不是一方作为您这样做，不断“ 。
“我确实希望有一个良好的外观，妈妈说： ”年轻的蟹; “如果你将告诉我如何，我会尽量走直线前进” 。
“为什么，这是方法，当然，说： ”妈妈，因为她开始起飞的权利， “不，这是道路， ”她说，由于她作出的又一次尝试，到左边。
小蟹笑了。 “当你学习做自己，您可以教导我， ”他说，他回到他的发挥。 9、The Wolf and The Crane
One day a Wolf, who was eating his dinner much too fast, swallowed a bone, which stuck in his throat and pained him very much. He tried to get it out, but could not.
Just then he saw a Crane passing by. “Dear fiend,” said he to the Crane, “ there is a bone sticking in my throat. You have a good long neck; can't you reach down and pull it out? I will pay you well for it.” “I'll try,” said the Crane. Then he put his head into the Wolf’s mouth, between his sharp teeth, and reaching down, pulled out bone. “There!” said the Wolf, “I am glad it is out; I must be more careful another time.” “I will go now, if you will pay me,” said the Crane.
“Pay you, indeed!” cried the Wolf. “Be thankful that I did not bite your head off when it was in my mouth. You ought to be content with that.”
翻译：狼和起重机
一天狼，谁是他吃晚餐太大，速度快，吞下了一根骨头，停留在他的喉咙和痛苦，他非常欣赏。他试图让出来，但不能。
刚才，然后他看到起重机通过。 “亲爱的恶魔， ”他说，以起重机， “是有骨贴在我的喉咙。你有一个很好的长期颈部;你们不能达到下来，拉出来？我会支付给您，以及为它“ ”我会尝试，说： “起重机。然后他把他的头到狼的嘴，他之间的尖锐的牙齿，和深远的下跌，退出骨。 “有！说： ”狼来了， “我很高兴，这是我必须更加小心，再一次” ， “我会继续现在，如果你将支付我说： ”起重机。
“支付给您，的确！ ”哭狼来了。 “心存感激，我并没有咬你的头上时，这是在我嘴里。你应该得到的内容与“ 。
10、The Wolf and the Crane
A WOLF who had a bone stuck in his throat hired a Crane, for a large sum, to put her head into his mouth and draw out the bone. When the Crane had extracted the bone and demanded the promised payment, the Wolf, grinning and grinding his teeth, exclaimed:
Why, you have surely already had a sufficient recompense, in having been permitted to draw out your head in safety from the mouth and jaws of a wolf." In serving the wicked, expect no reward, and be thankful if you escape injury for your pains.
翻译：狼与鹭鸶狼误吞下了一块骨头，十分难受，四处奔走，寻访医生。他遇见了鹭鸶，谈定酬金请他取出骨头，鹭鸶把自己的头伸进狼的喉咙里，叼出了骨头，便向狼要定好的酬金。狼回答说：“喂，朋友，你能从狼嘴里平安无事地收回头来，难道还不满足，怎么还要讲报酬？” 这故事说明，对坏人行善的报酬，就是认识坏人不讲信用的本质
③ 4篇七年级上册英语阅读理解（附问题和答案）
A
In the sea there are many islands. In its warm water there are some little ones. We call them "Coral islands".
A coral island is very nice to look at. It looks like a ring of land with trees, grass and flowers on it. One part of the ring is open to the water. There is a little round lake inside the island.
If you look into this lake, you will see beautiful coral. You may think they are flowers.
If you look at a piece of coral, you will see many little holes in it. In each of these holes a very small sea animal has lived. These sea animals make the coral.
They began to build under the water. Year after year, the coral grew higher and higher. At last it grew out of the water.
Then the sea brought it into small trees and something else. After some years, these things changed into earth. Sometimes the wind brought seeds to this earth. Sometimes birds flew over it and brought seeds to the island.
The little seeds grew. In a few years there were plants all over the island. In a few more years there were trees growing there.
So you see, these islands were built little by little. The workers were very small. Do they not teach us a lesson? Can you think what the lesson is?
56. A coral island looks like _____.
A. a round cake B. trees, grass and flowers C. a ring of land D. a round lake
57. There are ______ in the holes in corals.
A. flowers B. little corals C. grass D. sea animals
58. How did seeds of trees, grass and flowers come to the coral islands?
A. The wind and birds brought them to the coral islands.
B. Only the wind brought them there.
C. People brought them there.
D. Fishes brought them there.
59. From the story we learn that ______.
A. Small workers can not do big thing.
B. Only big workers can do big things.
C. Small workers can do big things if they work hard and work a long time.
D. All small things can do big things.
B
Millions of years ago, dinosaurs (恐龙) lived on earth. At that time, the whole earth was warm and wet. There were green forests and they could find enough to eat.
Graally（渐渐地）, parts of the earth became cold and dry and the forests there died. Then dinosaurs could not find enough to eat. This must be one reason why dinosaurs died out (灭绝).
There may be other reasons that we do not yet know about. Scientists are trying to make more discoveries（发现）about dinosaurs.
We now know that dinosaurs were of many sizes and shapes. Some were as small as chickens, while some were about 90 feet long.
There were also terrible fights（战争）between dinosaurs! They might have happened more than 100 millions years ago. Though no man was there to see any of the fights, we can tell by the animals’ footprints that fights did happen.
60. When did dinosaurs live on earth?
A. Thousands of years ago B. One million years ago
C. Millions of years ago D. Many years ago
61. There are maybe many reasons that the dinosaurs died out, but the writer tell us only
_______ reason(s).
A. one B. two C. three D. four
62. Scientists are trying to ________.
A. find dinosaurs
B. make more money
C. make more dinosaurs
D. learn more about dinosaurs
63. Dinosaurs often fought each other. We know that because_______.
A. their footprints tell us so
B. no man was there
C. someone saw them fighting
D. it happened many years ago
C
Visit Forest Zoo
Come and see the Indian elephants and the new tigers from Northeast of China. The beautiful birds from England are ready to sing songs for you, and the monkeys from Mount Emei will be happy to talk to you. The lovely dogs from Australia want to laugh at you. Sichuan pandas will play balls for you. The giraffes from Africa are waiting to look down on you.
Tickets Opening time
Grown-ups: ¥ 3 9: 00 a.m. — 4: 00 p.m.
Children: Over 1.4m: ¥ 2 except Friday
Under 1.4m: Free 10:00 a.m. — 3:00 p.m.
Keep the zoo clean!
Do not tough, give food or go near to the animals.
64. How much does Mr. Smith have to pay if he visits the zoo with his son of three?
A. ¥3. B. ¥4. C. ¥5. D. ¥6.
65. At which of the following time can we visit the zoo?
A. 8:30 a.m. Wednesday. B. 9: 30 a.m. Friday. C. 3: 00 p.m. Sunday. D. 5:00 p.m. Tuesday.
66. Which of the following can we do in the zoo?
A. To tough the monkeys. B. To give some food to the animals.
C. To go near to the tigers. D. To watch the animals carefully.
D
A nobleman (贵族) was once riding along the road and saw an old man digging in his garden. Beside the old man, on the ground, lay a young tree, ready to be planted. The nobleman called out to the old man, "What kind of tree are you planting there, my good man?"
"This is a fig (无花果) tree, sir," he said.
"A fig tree?" cried the nobleman in surprise. "Why, how old are you, may I ask?"
"I am ninety years old," said the other.
"What!" cried the nobleman. "You are ninety years old, you are planting a young tree now and it will take years to give fruit. You certainly don’t hope to live long enough to get any benefit(好处) from this tree?"
The old man looked around his garden. Then he smiled and said, "Tell me, sir, did you eat figs when you were a boy?"
"Sure." The nobleman did not know why he asked this question. The old man smiled again. "Then tell me this," he said, "who planted the trees from which those figs were picked?"
"Why…why, I don’t know."
"You see, sir," went on the old man, "our forefathers planted trees for us to enjoy, and I am doing the same for the people after me. How can I pay back anything to our forefathers?"
The nobleman was quiet for a moment and said. "You are right, my good man." Then he rode away.
67. The old man in the story was _________.
A. riding along the road B. digging in the garden C. walking in the garden D. growing a tree
68. The nobleman was surprised because the old man _______.
A. was ninety years old
B. was planting a tree
C. was not able to get fruit from the fig tree
D. could live too long
69. _______ planted the trees from which the nobleman picked figs.
A. The forefathers B. The children C. The children D. The noble’s father
70. The old man planted a fig tree, because he wanted ________.
A. to eat the fruit
B. the nobleman to eat the fruit
C. the people after him to eat the fruit
D. his friends to eat the fruit
E
Men are the cleverest and most dangerous animals on the earth. Rats come second. Men kill many beasts, they’ve even killed millions of men since very long ago, but rats kill more men. Rats carry many diseases（疾病）and these diseases have killed and are still killing thousands and thousands of men today in many countries. Rats are dangerous not only in one way. They not only carry diseases into men’s homes, they also eat up men’s food. They eat 33 million tons of grain every year. Men starve（饥饿）because rats eat their food. Rats are clever, too. They have good leaders to tell them the food is terrible when men put poison in it. There are a lot of rats in our cities and villages today. We can go to the moon, but we can not kill all these terrible animals. Is this dangerous enemy too clever and grows too fast, or are we not clever enough and not clean enough?
71. Why are people thought to be the most dangerous animals in the world?
______________________________________________.
72. How do rats kill men?
______________________________________________.
73. How much grain do rats eat in a year?
______________________________________________.
74. How do rats know there is some poison in the food?
______________________________________________.
75. What does the writer want to tell us about in the passage?
_____________________________________________.
F
Children start school when they are five years old in America.（A）In some states they must stay in school until they are sixteen. Most students are seventeen or eighteen years old when they leave high schools. (B) 在美国有两种学校：public schools and private schools. Most children go to public schools. Their parents don’t have to (C) _______ their ecation, because the schools receive money from the country. If a child goes to a private school, his parents have to get enough money for his schooling. Some parents still prefer private schools, (D) 尽管它们贵得多。
Today about half of the high school students go on to university after they finish the high school. A student at a state university doesn’t have to pay very much if his parents live in that state.
(E) But many students work while they are studying at universities. In this way they develop their good working skills and live on their own.
76. 将划线部分(A)译为汉语 _________________________________________
77. 将划线部分(B)译为英语 _________________________________________
78. 在(C)的空白处填入适当的词语 ___________ ___________
79. 将划线部分(D)译为英语 _________________________________________
80. 将(E)改写为同义句 But many students work while ___________ __________ ___________ .
IV. 补全对话 (每题1分，共5分)
A: Hello. The Rose Hotel. 8l _____________________________？
B: Yes, please. 82 _________________________ book two rooms for the coming weekend.
A: Next weekend, you say? Well, 83 ____________________________ nights?
B: Oh! Just two.
A: OK. Two nights. From Friday or Saturday?
B: Friday.
A: Friday, the 20th…And do you need single rooms or double?
B: Two double rooms, please.
A: Right. Two doubles for Friday and Saturday, July 20th and 21st .
B: 84 ______________________ a double room, please?
A: Well, it’s 400 yuan per night, with breakfast.
B: I see. Can I book the rooms now, please?
A: 85 ________________________. What’s your full name, please?
B: Rick Smith.
V. 改写句子（5分）
86. We call James Jim for short. (变成疑问句)
________ _______ _________ _________ James for short?
87. It took her two hours to clean the room.
She ___________ two hours ____________ the room.
88. Can you tell me the way to the Palace Museum?
Can you tell me ___________ __________ ___________ to the Palace Museum?
89. Peter made a colorful kite last week.
A colorful kite ___________ ___________ by him last week.
90. I borrowed the book three days ago.
I ___________ __________ the book __________ three days ago.
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④ 七年级上册英语阅读理解题
七年级上册英语阅读理解题
初中七年级的英语阅读理解题以及答案解析推荐给大家，希望大家喜欢!
第一篇：
When world-famous Hong Kong actor, Stephen Chou (周星驰), gave up his role in The Green Hornet《青蜂侠》, it looked as if the movie might be finished! The director had to find a replacement before the rest of his cast lost faith in the project. Luckily, Jay Chou was ready to save the day!
Jay might be a new name to Americans (me, for example), but the Taiwanese singer, actor, writer and procer has been famous in China for years. The Asian world first knew Jay when he won a singing and piano contest in 1998. Since then, he has won too many music awards to count, written a book and gained respect as an actor. Jay plays the role of Kato (加藤) in The Green Hornet. Kato is an assistant to the lead character.
Jay is famous throughout the Asian world; now it is his chance to become known throughout the United States and Europe!
阅读短文，选择正确答案。
1. Where was Stephen Chou born?
A. Hong Kong. B. Taiwan. C. The United States. D. Europe.
2. Who would like to replace the actor Stephen Chou in The Green Hornet?
A. His teacher. B. Jay Chou. C. Kato. D. An assistant.
3. Jay Chou was well-known in before The Green Hornet.
A. The USA B. Asia C. Europe D. all over the world
4. Which of the following is TRUE according to the passage?
A. Stephen Chou didn’t give up his role in The Green Hornet.
B. The director had to find nobody to replace Stephen Chou.
C. Jay has been famous in America and China for years.
D. Jay plays the role of an assistant in The Green Hornet.
5. It can be inferred from the passage that ______.
A. The director thought the movie must be finished!
B. The assistant would like to save the day!
C. The Asian world knew Jay for his singing and piano.
D. The Green Hornet is Kato’s chance to Hollywood.
第二篇：
In Jellystone Park, the bears Yogi and Boo Boo live happily. But they have a big problem now. Jellystone Park loses business (生意惨淡). Mayor (市长) Brown decides to close the park and sell the land.
People in the city will lose a beautiful park. Yogi and Boo Boo will lose their only home. The park keeper , Ranger Smith, will drive them out of (赶出) the park.
Yogi is smarter than the average (普通的) bear. He thinks of an idea. He and Boo Boo will work together with their “enemy (敌人)” Smith. They will find a way to save Jellystone Park together.
Will Smith help Yogi and Boo Boo? Can they save the park? Let’s see the movie Yogi Bear.
阅读短文，选择正确答案。
1. Why does Mayor Brown decide to close the park and sell the land?
A. Because the bears Yogi and Boo Boo live happily.
B. Because Yogi and Boo Boo have no friends there.
C. Because there is no business in Jellystone Park.
D. BecauseMayor Brown lives unhappily that day.
2. Where can we see the bears Yogi and Boo Boo?
A. At home. B. In a beautiful garden.
C. On the film. D. In a zoo.
3. From the second paragraph we know that _____.
A. people will have a beautiful park in the city
B. a beautiful park will be lost in the city
C. Yogi and Boo Boo will have another home
D. their only home will be more beautiful
4. Which of the following is NOT true according to the passage?
A. The park keeper will drive himself out of the park.
B. The bear Yogi is smarter than the average bear.
C. Yogi has an idea to work together with the park keeper.
D. They will find a way to save Jellystone Park together.
5. The last paragraph mainly tells us ______________.
A. to close the park
B. to help Mayor Brown
C. to see the park
D. to watch the film Yogi Bear
>>>>>>参考答案<<<<<<
第一篇：
【语篇解读】
当世界著名的香港演员周星驰放弃了他在《青蜂侠》的角色，导演不得不寻找替代者，幸运的是，周杰伦准备挽救大局!周杰伦对美国人来说可能是一个新的名字，但在整个亚洲世界是著名的，现在这是他进军好莱坞的好机会!
【长难句注释】
Jay might be a new name to Americans (me, for example), but the Taiwanese singer, actor, writer and procer has been famous in China for years. The Asian world first knew Jay when he won a singing and piano contest in 1998.
周杰伦对美国人来说可能是一个新的'名字(比如，我)，但这个台湾歌手、演员、作家和制片人在中国已经出名多年。亚洲世界第一次认识周杰伦是当他在1998年赢得了一个歌唱和钢琴比赛的时候。
1. A 细节理解题 从短文第1段的第1个句子When world-famous Hong Kong actor, Stephen Chou, gave up his role in The Green Hornet, it looked as if the movie might be finished! 可知周星驰是出生在香港的。故选A。
2. B 细节理解题 从短文第1段的第3个句子Luckily, Jay Chou was ready to save the day!
可知周杰伦愿意代替周星驰出演《青蜂侠》。故选B。
3. B 细节理解题 从短文第3段的第1个句子Jay is famous throughout the Asian world; now it is his chance to become known throughout the United States and Europe! 可知周杰伦在出演《青蜂侠》之前只是在亚洲出名。故选B。
4. D 推理判断题 从短文第2段的第4个句子Jay plays the role of Kato (加藤) in The Green Hornet. Kato is an assistant to the lead character. 可知周杰伦在《青蜂侠》是扮演一个主角的助手。故选D。
5. C 推理判断题从短文第2段的第2个句子The Asian world first knew Jay when he won a singing and piano contest in 1998. 可知亚洲人认识周杰伦是因为他的歌唱和钢琴。故选C。
第二篇：
【语篇解读】
今天我们要来认识一个可爱的小家伙—Yogi Bear，Yogi的家园快被拆除了，这就意味着他将流落街头。为了保卫自己的家园，聪明的Yogi想出了一个好办法，他们能否拯救公园?让我们一起来看看电影《瑜伽熊》吧!
【长难句注释】
In Jellystone Park, the bears Yogi and Boo Boo live happily. But they have a big problem now. Jellystone Park loses business. Mayor Brown decides to close the park and sell the land.
在杰里斯通公园，瑜珈熊和布布熊幸福的生活着。但他们现在有一个很大的问题了。 杰里斯通公园生意惨淡。布朗市长决定关闭公园和出售土地。
1. C 细节理解题 从短文第1段的第3个句子Jellystone Park loses business. 可知市长决定关闭公园并把土地出售的原因是杰里斯通公园生意惨淡。故选C。
2. C 细节理解题 从短文第4段的第3个句子Let’s see the movie Yogi Bear. 可知瑜伽熊和布布熊是电影里的角色，所以只有在电影上才可以看到他们。故选C。
3. B 细节理解题 从短文第2段的第1个句子People in the city will lose a beautiful park. 可知这个城里的人们将会失去一个美丽的公园。故选B。
4. A 推理判断题 从短文第2段的第3个句子The park keeper , Ranger Smith, will drive them out of the park. 可知公园管理人将会把瑜伽熊和布布熊赶出公园。故选A。
5. D 推理判断题 从短文第4段内容可知主要是想号召大家去看电影《瑜伽熊》。故选D。
;⑤ 英语七年级上册阅读理解练习 要答案
A
根据所给的阅读材料完成表格，每空一词。 Jane is from Toronto, Canada. She’s thirty-two. Now she is a high school teacher in Beijing. Kumiko comes from Tokyo. She is twenty-two years old. She is a doctor in Beijing. Huang Hua is from Tianjin. He is twenty-five. He works in Beijing. They come from different countries, but they all work hard for the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.
Name Jane Kumiko Huang Hua
Age 32 23 25
Birthplace Toronto Tokyo 4 ________
Nationality 1 _______ Japanese Chinese
Country Canada 3 ________ China
Job 2 ________ doctor 5 ________
B
I am Wang Lin, I am twelve years old. My pen pal Tom is form the United States. He is the same age as I. He is a middle school student in Beijing. There are three people in his family. His father is a teacher, he teaches English in a high school in Beijing. His mother is an English teacher, too. But they work in different schools. Tom goes to school in his mother’s car every day. They all like Chinese food. Tom’s father likes Guangdong food, he thinks it is delicious. Tom’s mother’s favorite food is Sichuan food. But Tom doesn’t like Sichuan food, he thinks it is too hot. So they often eat out on weekends.
( ) 6. How old is Tom? _______________ A. Eleven B. Twelve C. we don’t know
( ) 7. Tom’s father is _________________ A. a teacher B. an English teacher C. teaches English
( ) 8. Maybe (可能) Tom in the same school with _________
A. his mother B. Wang Lin C. his father
( ) 9. Tom doesn’t like Sichuan food because (因为)____________________ A. his father like it B. his mother like it C. it is too hot
( ) 10. They often eat out on weekends because ________________ A. they like Chinese food B. they like American food C. they are lazy (懒的)
C
John is six years old. He can read and write well. But he can`t tell the time. His mother, Mrs Brown teaches him many times, but he still can`t tell. He would say “brerakfast time”, “lunchtime” and “teatime” instead of (代替) saying eight o`clock, twelve o`clock and four o`clock in the afternoon. His mother doesn`t know how to help him. One day John`s aunt, Mary comes to see his mother. His mother tell her about that. His aunt says. “Let me help you. I think I can help him.” When John comes home after school, Mary begins (开始) to teach him.. “Can you count,John ?” she asks him. “Yes. One ,two three,four …”John says. “That`s fine. Now I put the long hand (钟表的长指针) on twelve and the short hand on one －that is one o`clock. If I put the short hand on two, what is the time?’’ “Two o`clock.” “Good. And on three?” “Three o`clock.” Then it is four o`clock in the afternoon, and John`s aunt asks him, “What time is it now ,John?” “Teatime, Aunt, and I am very hungry (饥饿).” John looks at the clock and answers.
( ) 11. John `s mother can`t teach him to __________. A. read B. write C. tell the time
( ) 12. When it`s twelve o`clock John says it`s __________. A. breakfasttime B. lunchtime C. teatime
( ) 13. The word “count” may mean (意思是) ____________. A. 计算 B. 数数 C. 认为
( ) 14. The long hand is on twelve, and the short hand is on five. What`s the time? A. It`s twelve B. It`s five C. It`s four
( ) 15. From the text (文章), we know _______. A. John says teatime instead of four o`clock in the afternoon. B. John has a nice watch (手表). C. There is something wrong with John`s watch.
D
阅读下面的短文，根据短文内容，用英语简要回答问题。 Mr. Wang is our English teacher. He is more than (多于) fifty years old. He is tall and thin with black hair. He has a big nose and small eyes. He always wears a pair of glasses. He often wears a dark blue jacket and black pants. He is strict (严格的) at his work, but he is kind to us. He teaches English well. He often makes us laugh in his class. We all think English is very interesting. We all like him very much, too.
( ) 16. How old is Mr. Wang? A. 50 B. 45 C. more than 50
( ) 17. What does Mr. Wang look like? A. tall B. short C. nice
( ) 18. What does he often wear? A. a watch B. a pair of glasses C. a hat
( ) 19. What color is his jacket? A. black B. green C. blue
( ) 20. How do the students think of Mr. Wang? A. He is interesting B. He is kind C. He teaches English
E
Uncle Lee is coming to have dinner with us. Mum and I go shopping. We don`t have any meat (肉). We need to buy some. It`s ten yuan a kilo before (以前). But now two kilos are sixty yuan. I say, “Mum, let`s buy some fish.” Mum answers, “OK.” Fish is Uncle Lee`s favorite food. We buy one kilo and a half. We also buy some vegetables and some chicken, but we don`t buy any hamburgers. Uncle Lee doesn`t like them at all. Mum also wants to buy me some apples. You know, I like apples very much. But we can`t find any. We go home at a quarter to five in the afternoon.
( ) 21. How much is meat now? A. Ten yuan a kilo. B. Fifteen yuan a kilo C. Thirty yuan a kilo
( ) 22. What doesn`t mum buy? A. meat B. chicken C. hamburgers
( ) 23. Uncle Lee`s favorite food is __________. A. fish B. chicken C. noodles
( ) 24. The writer`s (作者的) favorite fruit (水果) is __________.
( ) 25. What time do they go home? A. at 5:15 B. at 4:45 C. at 5:45
F
Alan is an English boy. Now he studies in Shanghai Yucai Middle School. He is in Grade Seven. He has a dog. It`s black and white. The dog`s very clever. Alan likes it very much. Its faveorite food is bone (骨头). Every day when Alan gets home, the dog meets him in front of (在……前面) the house. Alan`s friend, Jenny is an American girl. She is in Shanghai, too. They are in the same grade. But in different classes. She has a pet panda. It`s also a black and white, but it`s not a real (真正的) panda. It`s a toy. The panda is very clean (干净的). Jenny often washes it in water. Where is the panda now? Oh, it`s sleeping (睡觉) with Jenny. Every night it sleeps with Jenny.
( ) 26. Where is Alan from? A. England B. America C. Canada
( ) 27. What`s Alan`s pet dog`s favorite food? A. fish B. meat C. bone
( ) 28. What grade is Jenny in? A. seven B. eight C. nine
( ) 29. What does the dog do when Alan gets home from school? A. It sleeps with him B. It meets him in front of the house C. It runns with him.
( ) 30. What animal is black and white according to the passage (根据文章)? A. cat B. dog C. panda and dog
G
Mary is from Canada. She teaches English in China now. she know a little Chinese. She isn`t free from Monday to Friday. So she often goes shopping on Saturday (星期六). Today is Saturday. Mary goes to the shop. She comes out of her car and goes into the shop. “What can I do for you?” the girl in the shop asks her in Chinese. Mary thinks she can tell the boy what she wants in Chinese. So she says in Chinese, “A quilt (被子), please.” Then the girl goes to the back of the shop. “My Chinese is not bad. The girl understands (理解) me.” She thinks. Mary is happy. Soon (不久) the girl comes back. She shows Mary a cup (杯子).
( ) 31. What`s Mary? A. a student B. a doctor C. a teacher
( ) 32. What does Mary often do on Saturday? A. do some washing B. go shopping C. go to school
( ) 33. How does Mary go to the shop? A. by bus B. by train C. by car
( ) 34. What does Mary think of her Chinese? A. very good B. very bad C. very poor
( ) 35. What does the girl think Mary need? A. a cup B. a quilt C. books
H
Hello, boys and girls. My name is Kangkang. I`m from Tianjin. I`m No.1 middle school. My mother works in No.1 middle school. She teaches Chinese. My father is a doctor in a hospital. They both work hard. On Sunday my mother and I often do some shopping. My mother likes shopping a lot. We will go shopping this Sunday afternoon. My mother says she will buy me a red coat. But I don`t like red. I want a yellow one. My mother says yes to me. I am happy. My father doesn`t like shopping at all. He likes animals best. He often takes me to the zoo. My favorite animal is the panda. I think panda are very cute. This Sunday morning my father will go to the zoo with me. I love my parents very much. They love me, too. I have a happy family.
( ) 36. Kangkang`s mother is a ____________. A. doctor B. nurse C. teacher
( ) 37. What color does Kangkang like? A. red B. yellow C. black
( ) 38. ______ likes animals best. A. Kangkang`s mother B. Kangkang C. Kangkang`s father
( ) 39. ______ is Kangkang`s favorite animal? A. the monkey B. the panda C. the elephant
( ) 40. There are (有) ______ people in Kangkang`s family. A. two B. three C. four
I
I am a student in China now. My name is Kelly Smith. I live with my parents, two sisters and a brother in Beijing. My parents teach English in No. 6 Middle School. I study in the same school. I am happy here, because I like my new school and the classmates. They are very kind to me. They like to play with me because I look different from them. I have blue eyes and long blond hair. They often say I look like a doll (洋娃娃). Also I speak English well, so lots of students like to talk with me to improve (提高) their English.
( ) 41. How many people are there in Kelly`s family? A. three B. five C. six
( ) 42. Kelly`s parents are _______. A. doctors B. teachers C. farmers
( ) 43. Why does Kelly like her new school? A. Because it is very big. B. Because it is very beautiful
( ) 44. What color are Kelly`s eyes? A. blonde B. black C. blue
( ) 45. Why do students like to talk with Kelly? A. Because Kelly is a beautiful girl. B. Because Kelly`s English is very good. C. Because Kelly is very interesting.
参 考 答 案
1. Canadian 2. teacher 3. Japan 4. Tianjin 5. worker 6—10 BAACA 11—15 CBBBA 16—20 CABCB 21--25 CCAAB 26—30 ACABC 31—35 CBCAA 36—40 CBCBB 41—45 CBCCB
⑥ 七年级上英语阅读辅导书哪本好我用的是牛津教材
《星火燎原-巅峰训练》阅读和完型分开
《蓝卡英语》阅读+完型
《超级英语》阅读和完型分开
PS：这些我都用过,效果还不错.
⑦ 七年级上册英语阅读题5篇 （要答案） 速速速速 越快越好
Tom was not old, but he did not have much hair. His wife（妻子）, Grace, had thick, beautiful, black hair. They had one daughter. Her name was Jane, and she was four and a half years old. There was a photo of her father in the living-room, and a few days ago, Jane looked at it for a long time and then said to her mother, "Mummy, why had Dad got very little hair?"
Grace laughed and said, "He's got very little hair because he thinks a lot, Jane. He's a clever man."
Jane looked at her mother's thick, black hair for a few seconds（秒钟）, and then she asked, "Mum, why have you got a lot of hair?"
根据短文，判断正（T）误（F）。
1. There were three people in Tom's family.
2. Tom had some hair.
3. Grace had more hair than Tom.
4. There was a photo of Jane's mother in the living-room.
5. Jane wanted to know why her mother had black hair, too.
In England , people usually don’t talk very much. On a bus or a train, you can see everyone sits looking out of the window. And they often read books and newspapers . But they don’t talk much. When you meet English people, they often talk about one thing-the weather. So when you meet someone in England, you can say, “It’s fine today, isn’t it?”
“But it was a little cold yesterday.” He may answer.
“ Oh, it will be warmer later!” you can say.
Talk like this, and the English will think, “How friendly you are!”
根据以上信息，判断下列句子正（T）误（F）（5分）。
( )1. In England, people usually talk very much.
( )2. We can see everyone singing on a bus.
( )3. English people like talking about the weather.
( )4. When you meet someone in England, you can say, “ It’s fine.”
( )5. When you talk about weather with English people , they will think you aren’t friendly.
This is a picture of the twins’ room. It is a nice room. Lucy’s books are on the desk. Her schoolbag is on the floor. Lily’s pencils are on the books. Her bag is behind her chair. Their coats are behind the door. We can’t see Lucy and Lily in the picture. They are not at home.
( ) 1. This is a picture of Lily and Lucy’s room.
( ) 2. Lucy’s schoolbag is behind the chair.
( )3. Lucy’s and Lily’s coats are on the chair.
( )4. Lucy and Lily are not at home.
( )5. Their room is nice.
My Favorite Picture
I am a student. I go jogging every morning, and I go swimming twice a week. I spent a lot of time playing all kinds of ball games. I like football, volleyball, and ping pong. I am very good at football, so I play on the school team. After school, I like playing ping pong with my friend, Liu Ming. Liu Ming is not only good at sports but also good at his studies.
阅读短文和句子，正确的写T，错误的写F。
_______1. I often go jogging in the morning.
_______2. I go swimming once a week.
_______3. I spend very little time playing ball games.
_______4. I like to go swimming in my free time.
_______5. Liu Ming is interested in his studies but not good at sports.
My name is Mary and I have a brother and a sister, David and Helen. For breakfast, we all like hamburgers. Helen and I like milk, but David doesn’t. I don’t like eggs for breakfast, but David and Helen do. I like them for lunch. I like fruit for supper. We really like chicken and salad for dinner. I like fried chicken and salad with carrots. David likes salad with fruit. Helen thinks everything for salad is fine.
1. Mary likes eggs for lunch. ( )
2. David likes milk for breakfast. ( )
3. Mary and Helen likes fried chicken. ( )
4. David likes salad. ( )
5. Helen doesn’t like carrots for salad. ( )
⑧ 七年级上册英语配套的英语答案
I have a nice grandfather. He is eighty years old. Although he is eighty years old, his body is still in good condition. He likes to listen to Beijing Opera. He often goes to do exercise, so many people ask him about Opera.
He has a nice wife that is my grandmother. Grandfather is a good husband, and also is my good grandfather. His favorite color is red, because he thinks red stands for joyousness. I love my grandfather forever.
我有一个好爷爷，他八十岁了。虽然他已经八十岁了，但是他的身体很好。他喜欢听京剧，他经常去锻炼，所以很多人会去问他关于这些方面的东西。
他有一个好妻子，就是我的奶奶。他是个好丈夫，也是我的好爷爷。他最喜欢的颜色是红色，因为他觉得红色代表喜庆。我永远爱我的爷爷。
⑨ 七年级上英语阅读理解
七年级上英语阅读理解
在平时练习中，学生做完阅读，惟一可做的就是对答案，事实上，纠正答 案后对文 章的再次阅读往往至关重要。下面是我给大家准备的七年级上册的英语阅读理解习题以及答案，欢迎大家阅读练习!
第一篇：
Is Cody Simpson the next Justin Bieber?
Sure, they both started out by making YouTube videos. Yes, they are both super-hot pop singers. Of course, they both have fans screaming their names. But, is Cody Simpson the next Justin Bieber?
Cody was born in Australia. He moved to Los Angeles (洛杉矶) to make his first album. Cody has been touring to gain fans, but he’s still far from a household name in the United States. He has a crush on Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez, but isn’t famous enough to get their attention yet!
Lots of people call Cody the Australian Justin Bieber. Like most artists, Cody just wants people to respect him for his own music. If you want to see how Cody compares to Justin, listen to his songs iYiYi or Summertime. You decide if we have a new pop idol or just another Justin Bieber wannabe.
阅读短文，选择正确答案。
1. What does the underlined word mean?
A. 评论 B. 尖叫 C. 宣布 D. 通知
2. Where is Coby Simpson from?
A. China. B. Australia. C. Los Angeles. D. The United States.
3. Who isn’t famous enough to get their attention yet?
A. Cody Simpson. B. Justin Bieber. C. Miley Cyrus. D. Selena Gomez.
4. Which of the following is TRUE in the passage?
A. Cody and Justin both started out by making YouTube videos.
B. Justin moved to Los Angeles to make his first album.
C. Selena is still far from a household name in the United States.
D. Miley just wants people to respect him for his own music.
5. If we listen to Cody’s songs iYiYi or Summertime, we can .
A. see how you compares to Justin
B. see how Cody compares to Justin
C. call Cody the Australian Justin Bieber.
D. call you the Australian Justin Bieber.
第二篇：
It’s time for lunch! Today we have obento. In fact, “obento” is a word for lunch in Japanese. It’s tasty, healthy and eye-catching.
There are some interesting rules in an obento. First, rice is separated from the other dishes. Thus the rice won’t pick up any other flavors. Besides, there is the main dish and the two side dishes. The main dish can be anything from mplings, to fried chicken, to fish. And the side dish can be anything, like salad.
During obento making, you must learn to combine the food colours of red, yellow, and green. The red food will make people feel hungry, the yellow food is usually healthy, and the green food is full of vitamins. So if you can combine these colours well, you can make a good obento.
Nowadays the obento plays a great part in Japanese life. When a class goes for an outing, all the students will bring their mom-made obento. You see, the obento is always filled with love, just as a mother said, “I remember my mother making obento for me. Now I make obento for my daughter every day. Hopefully, she’ll make obento for her children too, with the same love.”
阅读短文，选择正确答案。
1. What does the underlined word mean?
A. 合并 B. 分开 C. 结合 D. 搅拌
2. How many dishes are there in an obento?
A. 2. B. 3. C. 4. D. 5.
3. Which colours are good for an obento?
A. red, yellow, and blue B. red, orange, and green
C. yellow, green, and red D. white, yellow, and green
4. What can we learn from the last paragraph?
A. The obento plays a great part in Japanese life at present.
B. When a class goes for an outing, no student will bring their mom-made obento.
C. As a mother said the obento is always filled with delicious food.
D. My daughter won’t make obento for her children with the same love.
5. The purpose of the passage is to tell us that .
A. the main dish of the obento can be anything
B. the red food will make people feel hungry
C. we can make a good obent with the three colours
D. we should make and eat more obento
>>>>>>答案解析<<<<<<
第一篇：
【语篇解读】
科迪·辛普森是来自黄金海岸的歌坛新势力!他和贾斯汀都是超热流行歌手。但科迪会是未来的贾斯汀吗?科迪出生于澳大利亚。他搬到洛杉矶去制作他的第一张专辑。他一直在巡回演出以赢得歌迷，但他的名字还远远不能在美国做到家喻户晓。
【长难句注释】
Cody was born in Australia. He moved to Los Angeles to make his first album. Cody has been touring to gain fans, but he’s still far from a household name in the United States. He has a crush on Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez, but isn’t famous enough to get their attention yet!
科迪出生于澳大利亚。他搬到洛杉矶去制作他的第一张专辑。科迪一直在巡回演出以赢得歌迷，但他的名字还远远不能在美国做到家喻户晓。他很迷恋麦莉赛勒斯和塞莱娜戈麦斯，但还不够出名，足以引起他们的注意!
1. B 词义猜测题 从短文第1段的第3个句子Of course, they both have fans screaming their names. 可知当然，他们都有歌迷在尖叫他们的名字。故选B。
2. B 细节理解题 从短文第2段的第1个句子Cody was born in Australia. 可知科迪是来自于澳大利亚。故选B。
3. A 细节理解题 从短文第2段的第4个句子He has a crush on Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez, but isn’t famous enough to get their attention yet! 可知科迪很迷恋麦莉赛勒斯和塞莱娜戈麦斯，但还不够出名，足以引起他们的注意!故选A。
4. A 推理判断题 从短文第1段的第1个句子Sure, they both started out by making YouTube videos. 可知科迪和贾斯汀都是通过制作网站视频开始启动的，这是正确的。故选A。
5. B 细节理解题 从短文第3段的'第3个句子If you want to see how Cody compares to Justin, listen to his songs iYiYi or Summertime. 可知如果我们听科迪的歌曲iYiYi 或者Summertime， 我们就可以看到科迪和贾斯汀之间的对比。故选B。
第二篇：
【语篇解读】
“obento”是日本午餐便当，它的美味、健康且引人注目。它饭与菜市是分开的，一个主菜和两个小菜。而且主要由三种颜色组合而成的，作为母亲能为孩子做充满爱的日式便当就太好了。孩子们都很喜欢它们。
【长难句注释】
During obento making, you must learn to combine the food colours of red, yellow, and green. The red food will make people feel hungry, the yellow food is usually healthy, and the green food is full of vitamins. So if you can combine these colours well, you can make a good obento.
在日式便当时，你必须学会把红、黄、绿三种颜色的食品组合在一起。红色食物会让人觉得饿，黄色的食物通常是健康的，绿色的食品是富含维他命。所以，如果你能很好地结合这些颜色的话，你能做出一个好的便当。
1. B 词义猜测题 从短文第2段的第3个句子Thus the rice won’t pick up any other flavors. 可知。故选B。
2. B 细节理解题 从短文第2段的第4个句子Besides, there is the main dish and the two side dishes. 可知一个日式便当有一个主菜和两个小菜。故选B。
3. C 细节理解题 从短文第3段的第1个句子During obento making, you must learn to combine the food colours of red, yellow, and green. 可知对做日式便当有利的三种颜色是红黄绿。故选C。
4. A 推理判断题 从短文第4段的第1个句子Nowadays the obento plays a great part in Japanese life. 可知日式便当现在在日本扮演着重要的角色。故选A。
5. D 主旨大意题 短文的主题和中心思想是告诉我们应该多做和多吃日式便当。故选D。
;⑩ 求七年级上册英语阅读短文20篇 含答案
1。Today i and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交游，外面的空气很好，人感觉很舒服。我们骑着自行车一路欣赏鸟语花香。享受着大自然带给我们的无限美好。大家开开心心地度过了愉快的一天。
2。Today Mailehaoo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天买了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，买东西有父母帮付钱。不像平时自己上街买东西碰到喜欢的但看了价钱都要考虑好久，呵呵，真的是很开心。我爱我的父母，太感谢他们对我的关心和爱戴了。
3.Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.
英国小说家笛福的《鲁滨逊漂流记》描述了主人公漂流海岛,战胜困难,艰苦创业的传奇故事. 小说写得真实自然,富有传奇色彩.主人公在孤岛上种庄稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛万苦,生存下来.但想回人间的心切,使他着迷般地只想到如何走出这个鬼地方,结果还是失败了,最后于1868年回到阔别28年的英国
《鲁滨孙漂流记》给我以启示，他的顽强让我蠢蠢欲动，想要迈向人生的另一目标，像鲁滨孙那样用自己的力量，到达自己理想的境界。
我们需要具备鲁滨逊那样的刻苦奋斗的精神.
The World's Greatest Swordsman
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."
世界上最伟大的击剑手
在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。
他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。
“你为什么这么高兴？”有人嚷道，“你没击中!”
“啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了。”
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A Mistake
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
搞错了
一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。”
“成交!”美国人说。立刻，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。
“其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。
“我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。”
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Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
猪还是女巫
一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪！！”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。
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Response Ability
An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."
Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
答问技巧
衣阿华州奥格根的一位牧师正在与一位教友为一杯咖啡而猜硬币。别人问他那是否构成赌博行为时，牧师答道：“这仅仅是决定由谁来做一件善事的一种科学方法。”
当我人问哲学家罗素是否愿意为了他的信仰而献身时，他答道：“当然不会。毕竟，我可能会是错的。”
一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅？”
获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。”
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.
"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"
伟大的猎手Jonesie
有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而烦恼。于是，村长派人去请伟大的猎手Jonesie来杀死这只野兽。
猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子一直没有出现。最后，他要求村长杀只羊然后把头皮给他。把羊皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。
半夜，村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们小心地靠近后，看到猎手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。没有狮子出没的蛛丝马迹。
“Jonesie，怎么了？狮子在哪？”村长问。
“哪有狮子！”猎人怒吼道，“哪个傻瓜把公牛放出来了？”
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Weather Predict
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
天气预报
一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.
一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.
"印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气.
几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了.
最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?"
印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了."
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I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"
"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."
我要表现得象位女士
一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是，没过多久，他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。
他竭力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。
“你干嘛？”有人尖声叫道，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗？”
“听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象个女士。”