大学开学情景剧英语怎么说
1. 求英语情景剧剧本，大概10分钟，最好有关大学校园生活的，内容积极，不要恶搞，搞笑点没事。
101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?
(They all stare, bemused.)
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
[Time Lapse]
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey: Instead of...?
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Never had that dream.
Phoebe: No.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
Ross: (mortified) Hi.
Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?
Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Joey: Ohh.
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Ross: Thanks.
Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)
Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica: No you don't.
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
Ross: Sorry.
Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
(Ross gestures his consent.)
Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!
Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica: Rachel?!
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?
Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
Rachel: Hi, sure!
Ross: Hi.
2. 急求！大学水平英语3人情景剧
http://www.coffbar.com/Article/eng/Index.html这个网站里有好多
你去看看有没有你合适的吧
3. 大学英语情景剧，要求～6人，每人台词最好10句左右
我从Arnold Lobel的小故事"Cookies"找到灵感,写下这段对话.感觉挺有意义的.
Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
Scene----in the college dorm
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.
M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.
M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.
The end
4. 求大学英语情景剧剧本，内容要关于克服害羞的，大概5-10分钟就行。
http://wenku..com/view/8a7d03f69e31433239689309.html
5. 以大学生活为话题的英语小短剧
你自己改一下，应该可以用。
THE REDNECK
JULIE: A small town girl with big town dream
BETH: Cranky friend of JULIE and TINA
TINA: Airhead small town girl
JJ: Redneck boyfriend of TINA
JACOB: JULIE's big town boyfriend
DAD:JULIE's dad
MOM: JULIE's mom
(TINA is watching JJ as he is tuning his guitar)
TINA: What you doing, JJ?
JJ:I'm gonna be rich, baby.
TINA: Really?You win the lottery?
JJ:No, I'm gonna be a cowboy poet.(tunes guitar)
TINA:A cowboy poet?But you hate poetry.
JJ:I know.But this ain't like that hippie crap.It's like singing.
TINA:What you doing with that guitar?
JJ:What do you think I'm doing?I'm gonna play it while I sing.
TINA:But you don't know how to play the...
JJ:Okay, here goes.Give me some room.
(Plucks guitar.Sings badly)I went a walkin'.
(Pluck) I walked real far.
(Pluck) I found a man talkin'
(Pluck) About his new car.
(Stops)That's all I thought up so far.
TINA:Are you sure you're doing that right?
JJ:Of course I'm doin' it right.
TINA:Huh?I wonder why them cowboy poets are so popular.
JJ:(Pluck) I went a walkin'
(Pluck) I walked real far...
(TINA walks off.Play begins)
后面还有，想要的话联系我。这里太长放不下。
6. 大学生英文话剧剧本
英语话剧表演剧本：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
作者：George
呵呵．我们准备搞一个话剧表演，找了一个剧本，蛮经典的．
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a prettydaughter
namedSnow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. Thequeen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. Shedressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework allday and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do somecleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water andso on.)
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m verybeautiful. you see. If anyone ismore
beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I wantto know something, It will tell me surely.
Now,mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want toknow?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty!
You are the fairest of all, I think.
But there is a young lady.
She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black asebony.
She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?
Whois she? Tell me quickly.
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty!
Sheis Snow White.
皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh,hunter,
come here, come here!
猎人：Yes. Your Majesty! I’m here now.
皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White to the wild forest to pick someflowers.
Find a lonely place and kill her.
猎人：But she is the princess. …
皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see herany longer.
猎人：Yes. Your Majesty!
皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it tome.
Otherwise,I will punish you.
猎人：Yes. Your Majesty!
白雪：( Pick some flowers. )
Oh! How many flowers! How beautiful!
猎人：( Draw his Knife slowly but hesitated )
Oh!My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t killher!
白雪：( Cry exhaustedly)
What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?
猎人：Your Majesty! I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to killyou.
白雪：But who?
猎人：The queen.
白雪：The queen! But why?
猎人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to killyou.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will run into the forestand never come back again.
猎人：Ok. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts will soon eatyou.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot itand took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into thewild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a littlecottage.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I amtired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a cottage, there areseven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Here aretheir names: Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy,Dopey.
Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the cottage came back. Theywere seven dwarfs. They were digging treasure in themountain.
老学究：I’m the Doctor. I know a lot of things.
开心果：I’m the Happy. I’m the happiest person in theworld.
喷嚏精：I’m the Sneezy. If I sneeze, the earth will shake.
害羞鬼：I’m the Bashful. I’m a shy man.
老顽固：I’m the Grumpy. I’m not so easy to believe a stranger.The next one
is Dopey. He can’t talk like us.
老学究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
开心果：Who is it?
喷嚏精：Perhaps it’s the ghost!
瞌睡虫：Let’s go into our cottage silently.
害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
老顽固：Perhaps it’s the witch.
旁白： When Dopey was holdingthe candle and let the light fall on little snow-white. They allcried out with astonishment.
老学究：What a lovely child!
开心果：How beautiful!
喷嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡虫：Don’t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老顽固：Kill her.
白雪： ( Wake up )
What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are Doctor,Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy and Dopey.
七矮人：But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen, my stepmother wants to kill me. So I ran to yourhouse. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老学究：If you take care of our house.
开心果：If you do some cooking for us.
喷嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡虫：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老顽固：Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmotherwill find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house. When the sevendwarfs came back, she had everything prepared. On the other hand,when the wicked queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror andasked.
皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of all?
魔镜：Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all. But Snow White isstill alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one ismore beautiful than she.
皇后：No! Snow White must die. I must finish her even if it costsmy life.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like anold woman. She came to the cottage .
皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty things to sell. Cheap. Verycheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good lady. What do you sell?
皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! You can have a taste. Thisone, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you!
( Having a small piece, dead )
皇后：Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatlysurprise to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What’s the matter?
老学究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the wicked queen. Nowlet’s pick some flowers and place around her
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. Shelooked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red asrose and as black as ebony. However, one day, it happened a princecame to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fellin love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to bemy wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be sure to bekind to her.
王子：Yes, I will.
I will love you forever, my dear! ( Kiss her.)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came toher life, as was written in the magic book of the wickedqueen.
白雪：Oh, my heaven! Where am I? What had happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more thaneverything in the world. Please be my wife, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding washeld with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye!
May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.
Good Bye.
See you later.
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7. 求个5人表演的大学英语情景剧剧本，有中英对照的
嘿嘿，可以在网上搜索武林外传《My Own Swordsman》一剧中吕秀才说死姬无命的那段
8. 急求大学英语情景剧，4人或5人的，励志加点搞笑，英语课堂上表演用的。谢谢
英语剧本：骄傲的孔雀（ proud peacock）
小松鼠：（软翻上）
小猴：（围着小松鼠） Great! Great! Let me have a try.
棒极了！棒极了！让我也来一个。
狐狸：（追上） Hi! You two, don’t play any more. The forest concert is going to begin.
嗨！你们两个，别再闹了。 森林音乐会将要开始了。
You’d better go and prepare for it.
你们最好快去做准备工作吧！
小猴：Look, I’m just preparing for it.看，我不正在排练吗？（准备前滚翻）
狐狸：You naught monkey! Don’t play any more.
你这个调皮的猴子，别贪玩了。
小松鼠：Let’s go! Little monkey! 我们走吧！小猴！
小猴：Would you like to go with us, Fox?你和我们一起走吗？狐狸？
狐狸：Thanks! But I’m going to invite the peacock to our concert.
I’ll be back soon.
谢谢！但我还要去请孔雀来参加我们的音乐会。我马上就回来。
松鼠、小猴：See you later! 等会见！
狐狸：See you later!
（自言自语地）My beautiful peacock. Where are you? Can you hear me?（狐狸下）美丽的孔雀。 你在哪里？ 你能听到我在叫你吗？
孔雀（上）：Hi, I’m a peacock! Look! How pretty I am!
My colourfull feathers.
大家好！我是孔雀。看！我多漂亮啊！ 我五彩缤纷的羽毛。
My beautiful cockscomb. Who have these just like mine?
Oh! What are you saying?
美丽的冠子。 你们谁有呢？ 哦！你说什么？
Have I got any friends? Oh, no, no. I don’t need any friends. My only friend is me.
我有没有朋友？ 哦，不、不。我不需要任何朋友。我自己就是我的朋友。
狐狸（上）：Hello! My beautiful peacock. I’m looking for you everywhere.
你好！美丽的孔雀。 我正到处找你呢。
孔雀：Looking for me? 找我？
狐狸：Oh, yes! We are holding a forest concert.
Would you like to join us?
哦，是的！我们要举行一个森林音乐会。你愿意一起参加吗？
孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never play with any ugly ones.
Look! Your ears are so long.
哦，不，不。我从不和丑陋的人一起玩。看！你的耳朵这么长，
They are too terrible. And all of your friends are ugly too.
Do you think so?（对观众）
他们太可怕了。 并且你所有的朋友都和你一样丑陋。你们说呢？
狐狸：My beautiful peacock. You are too proud.
That’s bad for you. Although we are not beautiful.
美丽的孔雀， 你太骄傲了。 这对你不好。 虽然我们并不漂亮。
We’ll help you when necessary. Please be our friend.
And please take part in our concert.
但我们会帮助你在你困难的时候，请成为我们的朋友吧！并请参加我们的音乐剧吧！
We all like your dance.我们都喜欢你跳舞。
孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never dance for any ugly ones.
And I’ll never need your helps.
哦，不，不，我从不为丑陋的人跳舞。 并且我不需要你们的帮助。
狐狸：My beautiful peacock…… 美丽的孔雀……
孔雀：（打断狐狸的话）Don’t say any more. You ugly fox.
你别说了，丑陋的狐狸。
狐狸：Oh, I have to leave now. You are too proud.
哦，我必须走了。 你太骄傲了。
孔雀：（独白）Oh, what a lovely day. The sun is shining brightly.
Why not have a good sleep under this tall tree?
啊，阳光多好啊。 让我在这树下美美的睡上一觉。
大灰狼：（自言自语）I’m so hungry. I’m so hungry.
Those elves are staying together.
我太饿了。 我太饿了。 那些小精灵们团结的那么紧。
I hear they are having a forest concert today.
I have no chance to catch them.
我听说他们又搞什么森林音乐会。 我连抓住他们的机会都没有。
I’m so hungry. Oh, there’s a big hole in the tree.
What’s in it? Is there something for me?
我太饿了。 哦，那棵树里有一个大洞。 那里面有什么呢？有什么可吃的呢？
Oh, what’s that? A beautiful peacock.
I think I won’t be hungry any longer.
哦，那是什么？一只美丽的孔雀。 我想我不会再饿肚子了。
Look! The two fat arms. They are delicious.
看！那两只结实的胳膊。他们定是美味的。
孔雀：（惊吓的）Oh! My god. Who’s that? What are you doing for?
哦！上帝啊！那是什么？你想干什么？
大灰狼：Aha! I’m your good friend. Don’t be afraid.
啊哈！我是你的好朋友。 别害怕。
孔雀：I haven’t got any friends. 我从来没有朋友。
大灰狼：That’s OK! Otherwise I’ll have no such a chance.
这就对了！否则的话我怎么会有这样的机会呢？
孔雀：You, you are a wolf. You evil one.
你，你是一只大灰狼。你想害我。
大灰狼：You are right. I’m so hungry. And you are my good dinner.
你说对了。 我太饿了。 你是我丰盛的午餐。
孔雀：Help! Help!…. 救命啊！救命啊！…..
大灰狼：Don’t run away. My little dear!
别跑，我的小乖乖。
猴子：（出）Listen! Someone is shouting help!
听！谁在喊救命！
狐狸、松鼠：（跑上）Who is crying for help? 谁在喊救命？
（幕内）孔雀：Help! Help! A big wolf is going to kill me!
救命呀！救命呀！大灰狼要吃我了！
松鼠：Perhaps it’s the peacock.好像是孔雀。
猴子：Oh, my god! A wolf is running after her. My friends.
Let’s go and help her quickly.
哦，上帝啊！一只狼正在追赶她。 我的朋友们，让我们快去帮她。
狐狸：Let me ask Brother Dear to come. Brother Dear! Brother Dear!
我去叫鹿大哥。 鹿大哥！ 鹿大哥！
孔雀：Help! Help! (声音渐弱，倒下，狼正要扑过去)
鹿：（出）Stop! Stop! You evil one. 住手！你这可恶的大灰狼。
猴子、松鼠：Stop! Stop! You evil one.
住手！你这可恶的大灰狼。
大灰狼：Get away! You! Get away! Or I’ll kill you.
滚开！小东西！滚开！要不我就杀了你。
鹿：If you don’t want to die. You’d better leave here right now.
如果你不想死的话。 你最好马上离开这儿。
大灰狼：Forgive me! Forgive me!
饶了我吧！ 饶了我吧！
鹿：Don’t bully us again.
以后不许再伤害我们的朋友。
大灰狼：I won’t.! I won’t!
不敢了！不敢了 ！
孔雀：Thank you ！Thank you very much I would have die but for you ! 谢谢你！谢谢你！要不我早就死了。
猴子：Don’t cry any more ! 别哭了。
鹿：Let me have a look at your wound .Nothing serious!
让我给你检查一下，没事的。
狐狸： My beautiful peacock ！Let me help you！
美丽的孔雀，让我来帮助你。
孔雀：Thanks a lot ! Let me be your friend.
Let me give you my beautiful dance.
谢谢你们，让我成为你们的朋友吧！让我为你们表演最美的舞蹈。
众：Welcome! Welcome ! 欢迎欢迎！
鹿：Now let’s go and have our forest concert.
现在让我们一起去开森林音乐会吧！
众：Ok! Let’s go together!
好！我们走！
9. 求在大学课堂上表演的英文短剧剧本，大概五分钟，六个人左右，谢谢
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’ m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now. (看表)
First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (边说边做) Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (满不在意的情) Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK, He He He……
Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Ha ha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩)
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M
10. 大学英语情景剧
A Rose for Emily
这个可以不?
或者皇帝的新装？