大学开学欢搞笑英语怎么说
A. 开学快乐用英语怎么说
翻译：happy semester
1、happy
英 [ˈhæpi] 美 [ˈhæpi]
adj.快乐的;幸福的;巧妙的;〈口〉有点醉意的
Jack and his missis are as happy as two lovebirds now.
杰克和他太太现在是一对快乐的鸳鸯。
2、semester
英 [sɪˈmestə(r)] 美 [səˈmɛstɚ]
n.（尤指美国的大专院校的）学期;半学年
He had three minors this semester.
这学期他有三门副修科目。
(1)大学开学欢搞笑英语怎么说扩展阅读：
同义词：
1、school opens
开学
The Party School opens today and I wish it every success.
党校今天开学，我庆祝这个学校的成功。
School opens in September.
学校九月份开学。
2、term begins
开学
New term begins, you should have a new start.
新学期开始了，你们应该有一个新起色。
The new term begins in the next month.
新的学期，下个月将开始。
B. 英语翻译 她刚上大学准备开学还有别的祝福也可以
Wishes elder sister 23rd birthday
祝姐姐23岁生日快乐
C. 关于大学宿舍的搞笑的英语请景对话
嗯 顺便说一下，我目前上的ABC天丅口语的教师和我们说过，就是要学好英语是很容易的~必须要有一个适宜的学习环境与实习口语对象 老师水平是关键 纯正欧美口音(非东南亚)才可以 保持每天口语交流，一对一针对性教学就有.好.的学习成效~学习后还要复习听取课堂录音档，更可以加深印象..然后要是真的无口语交谈的人，最好能上可可或沪江取得课后材料研习，多说、多练、多问、多听、多读，一下子英语水平就提升起来，学习效益会非常达成目标的..男: Ts seat empty? 女：Yes, and ts one will be if you sit down. 男：Havent I seen you some place before? 女：Yes. Thats why I dont go there anymore. 男：Will you go out with me ts urday? 女：Sorry. Im having a headache ts weekend. 男：Can I have your name? 女：Why? Dont you already have one? 男：Im a photographer. Ive been looking for a face like yours. 女：Im a plastic surgeon. Ive been looking for a face like yours. 男：I tnk I could make you very happy. 女：Why? Are you leaving?
D. 英语小笑话（带翻译）短些
1、Warning
,.
"warn"himthatwewouldbecoming.
Whenwearrivedatthedorm,however,."Forgotwewerecoming,didn‘tyou?"Iteased.
"Areyoukidding?"hereplied,"?"
提醒
我们的儿子是密歇根州阿尔马大学的新生，开学几个星期之后，我和丈夫决定去看看他。我特意提前给他打电话，“提醒”他我们将光临。
但是当我们来到宿舍时，他的房间凌乱不堪，我非常吃惊。“忘了我们要来，是吧?”我取笑他。
“开什么玩笑?“，他回答说，“要不我凭什么费神打扫?”
2、GroundRules
.
,hesaid,",
soIdon‘.Ido,however,‘restillrunning."
基本原则
位于吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我非常喜欢的老师，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在对一个新生班级讲解他的基本原则时，
他说：“我知道我的讲课可能经常会枯燥乏味，了无生趣，所以如果你们在上课时看表我并不介意。
不过我坚决反对你们将表在课桌上猛敲看它们是不是还在走。”
3、After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV,
"Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?"
After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."
晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢？” 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。”
4、Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics，Father（aveteranpolitician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．”
Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours？” Father：“A convert，my son．”
有希望的青年人：“父亲，什么叫政治叛徒？” 父亲（一位老资格的政治家）：“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。”
有希望的青年人：“那么，离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢？” 父亲：“叫改变信仰者。我的儿子。”
5、I do not know the reason why some people want to get up late. They will never have the opportunity to enjoy (of enjoying) the fresh air and calmness of the morning.
This is indeed a quite regrettable thing.To rise early is a good habit (which) we should cultivate. Why? Because the best time when we can pursue our studies is in the morning.
In addition, early rising is also good to our health. I hope that everybody our knows the reason why we must rise early.
我不知道某些人要晚起的理由。他们永不会有机会来享受早晨的新鲜空气和宁静。
这真是一件 发令人遗憾的事情。早起是我们应该养成的一种良好习惯。为什么？因为早晨是我们从事学业的大好时间。
再者，早起对我们健康也有益处。我希望每个人应该知道我们必须早起的理由。
E. 大学生3分钟英语搞笑故事带翻译
The Policeman and the Thief
Once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town, and decided to bring him back to the police station in the city. On their way they came to a shop where bread was sold. “ We have no food, and we must be hungry after a while. Let me go into the shop and buy some bread for us. Wait here for me.” The thief said.
The policeman agreed with him and waited in the street for a long time , but thief didn’t come out of the shop. The policeman began to be worried ,and ran into the shop, he couldn’t see the thief but the back door of the shop.
The policeman had to go back to the police station alone, and he was very unhappy.
Luckily, the policeman caught the thief at the same place the next day. When.they walked though the same street and the same shop, “ Wait here,” said the policeman “ Last time you ran away from the shop. This time , I’ll go into the shop and buy the bread , and you must wait here for me.”
警察与小偷
一次， 一个新上任的警察在小镇上抓住了一个小偷，他决定把这小偷押送到城里警察局去。在路上，他们路过了一家面包店。“我们没带吃的，呆会儿肯定会饿的，让我去给咱们买点面包。你在这等等我啊。”小偷说道。
警察同意了，并在街上等了很长一段时间，但是，小偷一直没有从商店出来。警察开始担心了，他跑进商店，除了一扇开着的后门，他什么也没看见。
警察不得不很郁闷的独自回到了警察局。
幸运的是第二天，他在同一地方又抓住了那小偷。当他们路过同一条街，同一家商店时，“在这等着我，”警察说道，“上次，你从这家商店溜了，这次，我去买面包，你必须在这等我！”
F. 大学生的4种英语称呼 例：大一 ：freshman. 大二，大三，大四。 分别用英文怎么说
A 。B 。C 。D 。
G. “大学期间" 用英语英语怎么说
“大学期间" 的英文：ring university
ring 读法 英['djʊərɪŋ]美['dʊrɪŋ]
prep. 在…的时候，在…的期间
短语：
1、 day 在白天
2、ring someone's pleasure 在某人高兴时...
例句：
1、Wages have fallen by more than twenty percent ring the past two months.
在过去的两个月期间工资已下降了二十多个百分点。
2、I boarded at school ring university because my home was very faraway from campus.
我大学期间食宿都在学校，因为我家离学校很远。
(7)大学开学欢搞笑英语怎么说扩展阅读
一、ring的词义辨析：
for, ring这组词都有“在……期”的意思，其区别是：
1、for指特定的某一段时间，侧重事件持续时间的总长度。
2、ring侧重指习惯性的某一段时间，指继续的时间概念，突出事件发生的时刻
二、ring的近义词：until
until 读法 英[ən'tɪl]美[ən'tɪl]
1、conj. 在…以前；直到…时
2、prep. 在…以前；到…为止
短语：
1、until doomsday 直到世界末日...
2、until the present 到现在为止
3、cross a bridge until one comes to it 未到江边先搭桥...
4、until then 到那时
5、until recently 直到最近
H. “开学”用英语怎样表达
开学的英文翻译是复school opens。
school opens
开学
(8)大学开学欢搞笑英语怎么说扩展阅读制
1.The Party School opens today and I wish it every success.
党校今天开学，我庆祝这个学校的成功。
2.School opens in September.
学校九月份开学。
3.The academic year begins when school opens is September.
学年是从学校九月开学时开始。
4.School opens next Monday.
下周一开学。
5.They'll be used from the moment school opens, through recess, through lunch period, and on as far into the day as the principal will keep the school open.
从学校一开门，到课间休息、午休，直至校长宣布放学，从头至尾计算机都会发生作用。
I. 上了大学,我遇到了十分搞笑的室友用英语
上了大学,我遇到了十分搞笑的室友
After I went to college, I met a very funny roommate
J. 求大学搞笑英语情景剧 10分钟限时 谢谢
看一下成长的烦恼吧！或者把书本的题材改改也行