大学搞笑的事情英语怎么说
『壹』 搞笑的 英语怎么说
funny
tongue-in-cheek
The Policeman and the Thief
Once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town, and decided to bring him back to the police station in the city. On their way they came to a shop where bread was sold. “ We have no food, and we must be hungry after a while. Let me go into the shop and buy some bread for us. Wait here for me.” The thief said.
The policeman agreed with him and waited in the street for a long time , but thief didn’t come out of the shop. The policeman began to be worried ,and ran into the shop, he couldn’t see the thief but the back door of the shop.
The policeman had to go back to the police station alone, and he was very unhappy.
Luckily, the policeman caught the thief at the same place the next day. When.they walked though the same street and the same shop, “ Wait here,” said the policeman “ Last time you ran away from the shop. This time , I’ll go into the shop and buy the bread , and you must wait here for me.”
警察与小偷
一次， 一个新上任的警察在小镇上抓住了一个小偷，他决定把这小偷押送到城里警察局去。在路上，他们路过了一家面包店。“我们没带吃的，呆会儿肯定会饿的，让我去给咱们买点面包。你在这等等我啊。”小偷说道。
警察同意了，并在街上等了很长一段时间，但是，小偷一直没有从商店出来。警察开始担心了，他跑进商店，除了一扇开着的后门，他什么也没看见。
警察不得不很郁闷的独自回到了警察局。
幸运的是第二天，他在同一地方又抓住了那小偷。当他们路过同一条街，同一家商店时，“在这等着我，”警察说道，“上次，你从这家商店溜了，这次，我去买面包，你必须在这等我！”
指望这个给你写作文？还是没有悬赏的情况下？别想了，这是不可能的，别人又不傻
『肆』 关于大学宿舍的搞笑的英语请景对话
嗯 顺便说一下，我目前上的ABC天丅口语的教师和我们说过，就是要学好英语是很容易的~必须要有一个适宜的学习环境与实习口语对象 老师水平是关键 纯正欧美口音(非东南亚)才可以 保持每天口语交流，一对一针对性教学就有.好.的学习成效~学习后还要复习听取课堂录音档，更可以加深印象..然后要是真的无口语交谈的人，最好能上可可或沪江取得课后材料研习，多说、多练、多问、多听、多读，一下子英语水平就提升起来，学习效益会非常达成目标的..男: Ts seat empty? 女：Yes, and ts one will be if you sit down. 男：Havent I seen you some place before? 女：Yes. Thats why I dont go there anymore. 男：Will you go out with me ts urday? 女：Sorry. Im having a headache ts weekend. 男：Can I have your name? 女：Why? Dont you already have one? 男：Im a photographer. Ive been looking for a face like yours. 女：Im a plastic surgeon. Ive been looking for a face like yours. 男：I tnk I could make you very happy. 女：Why? Are you leaving?
『伍』 这学期我们有些有趣的事情。用英语怎么说
We
have
something
funny
in
this
school
term.
『陆』 大学英语搞笑情景对话5分钟左右
A: Tell me a little bit about yourself.请介绍一下你自己。
B: My name is David and I live in Shanghai, I was born in 1980. My major was electrical engineering.我叫David, 住在上海，出身于1980年。我的专业是电子工程。
A: What kind of personality do you think you have?你认为你有怎样的性格？
B: Well, I approach things very enthusiastically, I think, and I don't like to leave things half-done.I'm very organized and extremely capable.嗯，我做事非常热心，我不喜欢把事情做一半。我非常有组织能力，也很能干。
A: What would you say are your weaknesses and strengths?你的弱点和优点是什么？
B: Well, I'm afraid I'm a poor speaker, however I'm fully aware of this, so I've been studying how to speak in public. I suppose my strengths are I'm persistent and a fast-learner.嗯，我不太擅长说话，我已经意识到这点，因此正在学习如何在公众场所说话。我想我的优点是很执着，而且学东西很快。
A: Do you have any licenses or certificates?你有执照或资格证书吗？
B: I have a driver's license, and I am a CPA (Certified Public Accountant).我有驾驶执照，我是注册会计师。
A: How do you relate to others?你和别人相处如何？
B: I'm very co-operative and have good teamwork spirit.我能与人合作，富有团队精
『柒』 “事实上,在大学,你能够做任何你感兴趣的事”用英语怎么说
You can actually do anything that you are interested in in college
『捌』 “某大学晚会的搞笑表演” 用英语怎麼说急！！！谢谢
A university party's funny performance .