小偷閱讀法英語小報

『壹』 警察和小偷英語閱讀翻譯

Police: Let's be honest, you must be the thief who stole the nursing bottle.
警察：老實說，你一定是偷了奶瓶的小偷。
Thief: Me?
小偷：我？
Police: Of course. Who else can be the substitute?
警察：當然不是。應該是另有其人？
Thief: Don't be damned snobbish.
小偷：別狗眼看人低。
Police: How dare you say that?
警察：你怎麼敢這么說？
Thief: Do I look like a thief?
小偷：我看上去像個小偷嗎？
Police: Oh, who can tell not?
警察：哦，誰說不是呢？
Thief: I know what you guys think.
小偷：我知道你們怎麼想的。
Police: What?
警察：什麼？
Thief: You just take me for a scape-goat for my unique appearance.
小偷：你只是因為我的獨特外貌才拿我當替罪羊。
Police: Yeah, just save your words for the court.
警察：是的，留著你的話去向法官說去吧。
Thief: I bet it's not me, or I will just go to the hell.
小偷：不是我，（如果是我）否則我就下地獄。
Police: Oh, really, hope God could see that.
警察：哦，真的，希望上帝能看到。