聽英語短文閱讀

A. 求英語4級高分技巧。例如，英語聽力怎麼聽短文啊，閱讀理解怎麼做，還有完形填空，以及選詞填空。

1、聽力，有三種題型，dialogue(十個對話)，passage(三個短文)，compound dictation(復合式聽寫，也就是傳說中的段子題)，第一種每年必考，後兩種逐年交替，其中考passage的次數相對較多。 最容易得分的是dialogue和passage，只要記住一個超級技巧即可：對話所述事情總是向不好的方面發展。舉幾個例子：比如對話里問教授的講座lecture難不難，記住一定難，老師的作業assignment多不多，一定多，男士發出的邀請，女士會答應嗎，永遠不會，永遠是一個傻哥們發出邀請，邀請的對象是Mary，問我們游泳好嗎，滑冰好嗎，跳舞好嗎，吃飯好嗎，Mary的回答永遠是，我非常的想去，but不去，四級考了十幾年了，Mary從來沒有去過，今年照樣不會。所以大家記住，只要是對話，必然會發生意外的事情，再舉個例子，兩個選項，A火車准時，B火車晚點如果你是出題老師，你怎麼設置對話，當然是晚點了，准時有什麼好說的，總不能兩個神經病，或者是兩人剛談戀愛，來到車站，沒話找話，男的說，哇，火車准時了，女的說，咿！還真准時了耶！所以准時是不可能的，不好的事情一般都是最後的答案！對於compound dictation，這種題確實比較難，只能豎直耳朵專心聽了，即使聽不懂，也要根據上下文瞎猜一個，空著肯定沒分，瞎猜說不定老師看錯了還會給你一分！

2、閱讀，這是我們應考的重點，閱讀題得分的高低直接影響到你是否能過，在這里我針對每種題型談一談，一事實細節題，據偶的觀察，每年必考地方是列舉處，即有first，sceond，in addition……的地方，還有舉例與打比方的地方，即有as，such ，for instance等出現的地方，有幾個應考規律，大家記住，1)選項中照抄或似乎照抄原文的一般不是答案，而同義詞替換的是正確答案， 2)選項中表達意義較具體，也就是句子較長的一般不是答案而概括性的，抽象的是答案， 3)選項中有絕對語氣詞的比如must，never，merely等不是答案而有不十分肯定語氣詞的是正確答案，比如could，might，possible等。 二詞義及語義判斷題，常考有指代上下問語義功能的名詞和一詞多義的片語，另外復雜句由於其句子之間的關系復雜，也常成為考查理解能力的一種手段，大家只要記住一個規律即可，那就是選項含義與被考單詞在含義上膚淺相近的一般不是答案 三推理判斷題，有如下幾個技巧， 1)若要求對某段內容進行推論，那麼就只看題干要求作答的那一段， 2)選項中採用試探性，不十分絕對語氣詞的比如tend to ，offten等一般是答案， 3)符合常識邏輯的一般是答案，比方說為什麼中國比較窮，是因為人口眾多，為什麼美國人很胖，是因為他們吃的肯德基，麥當勞太多了)。 四主旨大意題和觀點態度題，這兩種相對都比較難，大家的得分都不是很高，所以即使你做的不好也別太介意。

3、詞彙，對於這種題，當你看完這篇文章後，回去趕緊扔掉那些什麼詞彙串聯記憶，星火記憶，黑白記憶，什麼家譜式記憶，連環記憶……之類的書吧，或者送人，或者保存好，來年賣給不懂事的大一新生們，要不就拿去墊桌角，方方正正的多好啊！背單詞是一種投入和產出極不成比例的做法，極其愚昧和迷信！千萬不要在30個詞彙題上浪費太多的時間，要知道每個題才0。5分啊，而閱讀呢，一個2分，把時間節省出來做閱讀吧！

4、完形填空題和簡短回答題，這兩個題也是逐年交替，其中前者出現的機會遠遠大於後者，如果你遇到的是完形填空題，你應該慶幸，整個四級考試中，數她最簡單了大家參加過高考的人都知道，做一個完形填空題花的時間可能超過兩道閱讀題，但是得分呢？相信大家都心中有數。幸虧四級考試中此題每個才0。5分，即使真正的高手在這個題上也不會超過你五分的，但是花的時間卻是你的30倍左右。對於完形填空，命題者的真正意圖不是考查你的知識水平，而是考查你是否會合理安排時間！ 如果你不幸遇到了簡短回答題，說實話，也沒有好辦法，這種題雖說千年難遇一次，但是這是四級考試中最有水平，最不好應對的題，出題人一定來自天外星球！遇到這種題，如果你有興趣，那就試一下，如果實在不會做，那麼你就認倒霉吧！在大學里有一句話說的好：一生中，誰沒有幾次踩到大便的時候！

5、寫作，這也是最容易應對而且也是最容得分的題！ 只需考前花9秒種，即有可能取得9分(滿分100分制)以上的好成績。在開考前熟記兩個比較有難度的經典句型，考試時想辦法在在首句和結尾處各用了一個，然後剩餘部分，或者自由發揮，或者寫幾段喜歡的英文歌詞(注意不是漢語拼音的)，或者寫一下李陽瘋狂英語里的搞笑句子。 你不要懷疑這種的做法，現在給大家分析一下此法可行的原因：判卷時，每個老師桌子上都會有一大疊卷子，遠遠超過你高考時的復習資料，你想，只要是個人，誰會有耐心仔細看那麼多的英語文章，再加上一般判卷發生在大夏天，天氣悶熱，心情煩躁，每天關在小屋裡看偶們這些無聊低級的文章，不許上網，不許QQ，不讓開MSN，更不可能寫博客，好人也會被折磨瘋的。所以他們判卷時，一般只看開頭和收尾句，再大體看一下字數夠不夠，有的正在談戀愛的老師，心情比較好，還會看有沒有錯誤的單詞，為了防止這種情況，我提醒大家，我們的目標不是寫一篇驚世駭俗的文章，而是盡量在三十分種內不說一句錯話，不寫一個錯單詞。一句話，我們的目標就是——沒有蛀牙！！再有，寫短文時，最好用黑色鋼筆，而不要用其他顏色的，特別是圓珠筆，另外，千萬要注意書面整齊，據說，判卷老師大都是近世眼，對於黑色他們更為敏感，更習慣。書寫也是，越整潔，他看得越清晰，心情就越好，偶們的分也就越高！

完形填空 不知道選的時候就選你認識的那個 四個都不認識的情況比較少
在聽力的時候，短聽力題——聽到什麼不選什麼
長聽力題——聽到什麼就選什麼（注意第一個句子和最後一個句子）
吐血秘方：不要背什麼詞典，把歷年四六級考題里出現的生詞全背出來就行了（閱讀里的的不用背）。
真題中不認識的單詞全部查一遍字典
完型-歷年真題認真做一遍
閱讀-歷年真題認真做一遍，如有可能，逐句翻譯一遍
作文-5年內範文看一遍，有印象即可
作文千萬不要打具體的草稿，有個框架就足夠了。
長閱讀：先看題~~~~~長閱讀出的題都很簡單，先把題目中的關鍵字記住，再直接到原文中找答案，一般不會拐彎抹角問你，看到什麼填什麼就是了
千萬別買什麼模擬題，都是廢紙。
卷面一定要整潔！無論字體怎麼樣，卷面不能有大篇幅的塗抹，否則絕對無法高分。就算是中間發現寫錯了，也最好想辦法在後面彌補，不要去塗改。字寫得漂亮的當然更好，達不到的也要工整。
寫作文，都是考前把一些好的句型和優美的比喻從書上抄下來背，因為開頭很重要
千萬別把時間花在背單詞上，太不值了，沒用，做真題，一遍根本不夠，這就是考試，根本和能力一點沒關系，真題做三遍，不嫌累再把真題上出現的生詞都背會，對付這種考試足夠了，至於聽力呢，平時懶得練，考試前兩周就反復聽真題，聽到想吐 就行了
四六級考試要訣，三長一短選短的，三短一長選長的，長短不一選B，參差不齊選D，猶豫不決選C，以猜為主，以蒙為輔。

B. 我想每天早上聽一片英語小短文，不知道對提升語感有沒有幫助呢

最好的辦法只有一個那就是看關於美國的電影千萬不要是國語版的要自己去辨別那說的是什麼兩隊提升語感特別有幫助呢

C. 英語閱讀小短文

^以下為本人精心解答，還望樓主滿意^_^
1.
What
does
the
monster
in
Loch
Ness
look
like?
It
looks
like
a
dinosaur.
（它看起來像一隻恐龍。）
2.
What
did
Robert
Kenneth
Wilson
do
in
1934?
He
gave
a
newspaper
a
photo
of
the
monster.
（他給了一家報專紙一屬張這個怪獸的照片。）
3.
How
did
Christian
Spurling
surprise
everyone?
He
said
the
photo
of
the
Loch
Ness
Monster
was
a
fake.
（他說這張尼斯湖水怪的照片是假的。）
4.
How
are
many
tricks
and
jokes
spread
today?
They
are
spread
using
e-mail.
（它們是通過電子郵件的使用而得以傳播的。）
5.
What
do
you
thank
of
tricks
and
jokes
like
today?
Some
can
be
funny,
but
others
can
cause
trouble.
（一些很有趣，不過另外一些可能會製造麻煩。）

D. 英語短文閱讀

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"

"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."

世界上最偉大的擊劍手

在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。

他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來－－然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。

「你為什麼這么高興？」有人嚷道，「你沒擊中!」

「啊，」劍手答道，「你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的－－但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。」
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A Mistake

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."

"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.

"Where are the others?" asked a medic.

"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."

搞錯了

一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那裡，醉醺醺的聖彼德解釋說是搞錯了。「每人給我五百美元，」他說，「我將把你們送回人間，就象什麼都沒有發生過一樣。」

「成交!」美國人說。立刻，他發現自己毫不損傷地站在現場附近。

「其他人在哪兒？」一名醫生問道。

「我離開之前，」那名美國人說，「我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。」
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Pig or Witch

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

豬還是女巫

一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：「豬！！」那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：「女巫！！」他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。
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Response Ability

An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."

Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

答問技巧

衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行為時，牧師答道：「這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。」

當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意為了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：「當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。」

一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：「如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？」
獲獎的答案是：「最接近門口的那一幅。」
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.

For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.

"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.

"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"

偉大的獵手Jonesie

有個小村莊正為一隻吃人的獅子而煩惱。於是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手Jonesie來殺死這只野獸。

獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最後，他要求村長殺只羊然後把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上後，獵人到草原上去等獅子。

半夜，村民被從草原傳來的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近後，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。

「Jonesie，怎麼了？獅子在哪？」村長問。

「哪有獅子！」獵人怒吼道，「哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了？」
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Weather Predict

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

天氣預報

一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

一周後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

"印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣.

幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.

最後,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"

印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."
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I Am Acting Like a Lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

我要表現得象位女士

一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。

他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。

「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？」

「聽著，」他說，「我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。」
這樣可以么?很多哦

回答者： 寒蟬鳴泣の時 - 魔法師 四級 2009-5-19 21:06
1。Today and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交遊，外面的空氣很好，人感覺很舒服。我們騎著自行車一路欣賞鳥語花香。享受著大自然帶給我們的無限美好。大家開開心心地度過了愉快的一天。

2。Today Mailehaoo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天買了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，買東西有父母幫付錢。不像平時自己上街買東西碰到喜歡的但看了價錢都要考慮好久，呵呵，真的是很開心。我愛我的父母，太感謝他們對我的關心和愛戴了。
3.Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.
英國小說家笛福的《魯濱遜漂流記》描述了主人公漂流海島,戰勝困難,艱苦創業的傳奇故事. 小說寫得真實自然,富有傳奇色彩.主人公在孤島上種莊稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛萬苦,生存下來.但想回人間的心切,使他著迷般地只想到如何走出這個鬼地方,結果還是失敗了,最後於1868年回到闊別28年的英國
《魯濱孫漂流記》給我以啟示，他的頑強讓我蠢蠢欲動，想要邁向人生的另一目標，像魯濱孫那樣用自己的力量，到達自己理想的境界。
我們需要具備魯濱遜那樣的刻苦奮斗的精神.
The World's Greatest Swordsman

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.

His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.

"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"

"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."

世界上最偉大的擊劍手

在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。

他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來－－然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。

「你為什麼這么高興？」有人嚷道，「你沒擊中!」

「啊，」劍手答道，「你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的－－但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。」
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A Mistake

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."

"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.

"Where are the others?" asked a medic.

"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."

搞錯了

一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那裡，醉醺醺的聖彼德解釋說是搞錯了。「每人給我五百美元，」他說，「我將把你們送回人間，就象什麼都沒有發生過一樣。」

「成交!」美國人說。立刻，他發現自己毫不損傷地站在現場附近。

「其他人在哪兒？」一名醫生問道。

「我離開之前，」那名美國人說，「我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。」
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Pig or Witch

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

豬還是女巫

一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：「豬！！」那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：「女巫！！」他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。
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Response Ability

An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."

Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

答問技巧

衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行為時，牧師答道：「這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。」

當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意為了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：「當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。」

一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：「如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？」
獲獎的答案是：「最接近門口的那一幅。」
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.

For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.

"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.

"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"

偉大的獵手Jonesie

有個小村莊正為一隻吃人的獅子而煩惱。於是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手Jonesie來殺死這只野獸。

獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最後，他要求村長殺只羊然後把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上後，獵人到草原上去等獅子。

半夜，村民被從草原傳來的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近後，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。

「Jonesie，怎麼了？獅子在哪？」村長問。

「哪有獅子！」獵人怒吼道，「哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了？」
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Weather Predict

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

天氣預報

一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

一周後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

"印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣.

幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.

最後,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"

印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."
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I Am Acting Like a Lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

我要表現得象位女士

一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。

他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。

「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？」

「聽著，」他說，「我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。」

E. 英語短文 聽力 還有閱讀聽力

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10 Reasons To Love An Empowered Woman

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10 Reasons To Love
An Empowered Woman

If you are looking for someone
you can pour out your love to,
let me suggest the empowered woman.
The empowered woman knows what she
wants, knows how to get it,
knows how to live fully, and
she knows how to love you back
without needing anyone』s approval or
recognition. An empowered woman is
unarguably one of the most magnificent
beings you will ever come in
contact with. Read on and find 10
reason why you should absolutely love
and embrace the empowered women in
your life! .

1. She knows how to love
you in return
It is
difficult to give what you
don』t have. It is impossible to
love someone and feel fulfilled when
they can』t love you in return
because they don』t love themselves.
This will never happen to you
when you love an empowered woman.
She loves herself (not in a
narcissistic manner). In turn, she
appreciates who you are and loves
you in return. She will love
you just like you deserve to be
loved.

2. She will inspire
you
When life puts you
down and you are at the end
of your rope, the empowered woman
will be there to see you
through. Her drive, enthusiasm and
(at times) hopeless optimism will
inspire you to carry on despite
the obstacles you face.

3. She is not afraid of
failure
While many out
there are thoroughly terrified of
failure, the empowered woman understands
that failures are simply stepping
stones in life. How can you
not love someone that is thoroughly
unafraid to try, fail, and give
it a shot all over again?!

4. She is all about the
legacy
While most people
are focused on the car, the
house, the job, and corner office;
the empowered woman is focused on
leaving a legacy that will inspire
others and change the world. The
empowered woman is focused on
empowering others to maximize their
potential and fulfill their purpose.
She is all about inspiring others
to look beyond themselves and live
a life of service to others.

5. She can laugh at her
mistakes…
…and learn from
them as well! She understands mistakes
are part of the journey. The
empowered woman can laugh and learn
from her mistakes to ensure they
never happen again.

6. She can be
vulnerable
The empowered woman
understands there is no debt in
relationships without vulnerability. Although
she is emotionally strong, she is
willing to laugh and cry with
you because all of these emotions
are an essential part of life.

7. She can speak her
mind
While everyone else
is too concerned with what others
may think or say, the empowered
woman is not afraid to speak
her mind. She understands that her
value comes from within, not from
what others say or think about
her.

8. She knows when to remain
quiet
She lives by Abe
Lincoln』s words, 「Better to remain
silent and be thought a fool,
than to speak out and remove
all doubt.」

9. She knows how to have
fun
Whether it is at
the symphony or at a ball game,
the empowered woman understands life
is made up of experiences with
people – not the places you go.
She is able to live in the
moment and enjoy it fully without
being concerned for the future. After
all, who』s got a guaranteed
future?

10. She is not afraid of
change
While most people
rather continue on living unfulfilled
lives as long as their comfort
zone remains intact, the empowered
woman is all about embracing change.
She understands growth cannot happen
without change. She understands that
change is the gift life offers
you to choose your destiny. Therefore,
she is not afraid of change
because it is her stepping stone
towards success

G. 有哪些閱讀英語文章的app

不同於APP內的自主學習，照本宣讀，外教一對一在線授課的形式更能抓住孩子的注意力！課程設置在合理的25分鍾，「孩子坐不住，注意力渙散」都不存在的！經驗豐富的外教老師更加懂得如何去引導孩子加入自己的英語學習小課堂，寓教於樂的方式只會讓孩子覺得「歡樂的時光總是那麼短暫」！

這里就把阿西吧自主研發的免費【熊出沒趣味體驗課】分享給家長們！點擊藍字即可體驗！阿西吧自主研發課程課件，結合方特動漫的熊出沒系列動畫，為孩子帶來真正意義上的寓教於樂！有了優秀的教材也需要有優秀的老師來進行指導教學，這樣才能進步的很快。

對於孩子的學習，vivi老師始終堅信一句話：興趣是最好的老師。因此無論選擇哪家機構，都要根據孩子的學習興趣、學習狀態、個人計劃，再結合家長自身的經濟實力等多方面因素來考量。關於選課的問題還猶豫不決的家長，如果需要更詳細具體的意見，可以在選課之前找我聊聊，網路搜索vivi老師就可以找到我，我會盡最大努力幫你避雷。

H. 有哪些閱讀英語文章的app

可以閱讀英語文章的app有：有道e讀、扇貝閱讀、ZoReader、愛洋蔥、阿西吧少兒英語app，比較推薦阿西吧。

可以去阿西吧的APP裡面免費領取到一節少兒英語課程，最主要是跟著外教一對一的口語對話，現在分享他們的試聽課給大家，點擊免費領取：【https://www.acadsoc.com】

阿西吧少兒英語app主要是針對少兒的各個年齡階段，是一個比較全面的學習app。從簡單的字母入門再到難一點的情景對話，這個app有著豐富的配音內容，多元化的一些英語情景，圖片多文字少的一個教學，為少年兒童甚至大人提供了一個輕松學英語的平台。

通過這個阿西吧少兒英語app，孩子們可以直接用手機在上面預約課程，然後上課，選課，優勢還可以取消課程，非常方便。足不出戶就可以學習到英語，讓大人也省去了很多配送孩子來回奔波的時間，讓家長省心。而且它還擁有很多美劇影片可以提供給少兒觀看和學習，還有智能的語音打分系統可以糾正少兒的發音問題。

還有其他什麼學習問題，可以網路搜「阿西吧vivi老師」為您分析解答。

想要更多的英語學習資源，可以網路搜「阿西吧官網論壇」免費下載。

I. 哪裡有免費的有聲閱讀的英語短文：又有聲

我是一棵蠟梅樹，生長在-個叫勾踐的主人的園子里，媽媽說我今年就要開花了。聽別人說我的主人是位皇帝，但我怎麼看都不像.哪有皇帝是睡在柴草堆上的，而且每天要嘗苦膽的滋味。睹，你看他又在嘗苦膽了.一天夜裡主人來到我身旁，望瞭望我又看了看星光燦爛的夜空。並大喊一聲'我一定要復國!'我這一聽才確定站在我旁邊的這位原來真的是皇帝。
日子一天天地過去，主人依舊每天睡茅草，嘗苦膽。那膽多苦啊，每天看著我都毛骨'悚然了，更別說嘗了，看著迎春花開了，桃花開了.而我呢?連芽都沒長出來.我沒氣餒，承受著烈日的曝曬，冬天裡北風的呼嘯我都沒有向它們低頭.寒冷的冬天過去了，我的枝頭上一朵小花終於開了.我萬分高興，而且園子里進進出出的人也越來越多,過了幾夭花己開滿了枝頭,這時只見我的主人穿著盔甲帶領大軍出門了.那聲音越來越遠，園子里只留下淡淡的清香。
過了不久.我的主人回來了.只見他滿臉笑容，並且與旁邊的人有說有笑。這時我知道將軍們一定打了勝仗，復國成功了而我呢啕枝頭上的花凋落了.但我依然很開心，因為我經歷了長久的磨難，也綻放了芳香.
到了夜深人靜的時候，我再一次看到主人在嘗苦膽，我真想不明白，不是都已經打了勝仗了嗎，為什麼還這樣委屈自己?到了第二天主人來到我身邊，自言自語地說了好多話。我這一聽才恍然大悟，原來主人每天嘗苦膽是為了.
是的，我知道了成功不容易.不經歷風吹雨打，嘗點苦頭，不經磨煉是很難成功的.只有付出才有回報

J. 新課標初中英語閱讀100篇的mp3，就是可以聽短文。跪求

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