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『壹』 自选完成50篇英语短文阅读是什么意思

2009小学升初中试题数学一、填空：（20分）1、一个数由五个亿，三十九个万，七十四个百组成，这个数写作：（），省略万后面的尾数约是()万,写成以亿做单位的数是()。2、既能被2整除，又是3的倍数的最小三位数是(),分解质因数为（）。3、把5米长的绳子平均剪成6段，每段占全长的(),每段长（）米。4、1.08吨=（）吨（）千克3日8小时=（）日8立方米16立方分米=（）立方米5、已知A=2×2×3，B=2×3×5，则A和B的最大公约数是（），最小公倍数是（）。6、一个圆柱体和一个圆锥体等底等高，如果圆锥体的体积是18立方厘米，那么圆柱体的体积是（）立方厘米。7、一幅地图的比例尺是1:3000000，量得甲、乙两地的距离是4.5厘米，实际距离是（）千米8、行同一段路程，甲要3小时，乙要4小时，甲与乙的速度比是（）。9、在一定时间里，做一个零件所用的时间和做这种零件的个数成（）比例。10、0.75=（）÷20=20：()=（）%二、判断题：（对的在括号里打√，错的打×）（10分）1、某车间有工人98人，某天全部出工，出勤率是98%()2、两个合数一定不是互质数。（）3、一个数除以真分数的商一定大于这个数。（）4、如果3X=5Y，那么X：Y=5：3。（）5、两个面积相等的三角形一定可以拼成一个平形四边形。()三、选择题：（把正确答案的序号填在括号里）（10分）1、500克盐水中含盐50克，盐水中盐和水的比为()⑴1：9⑵1：10⑶1：112、3：2与（）能组成比例。⑴2：3⑵1.5：1⑶1：1.53、下面的（）不能化成有限小数。⑴⑵⑶⑷4、用铁皮做一个圆柱形的通风管，要多少铁皮是求通风管的()⑴体积⑵容积⑶侧面积⑷表面积5、已知3x+3=12则2x+1=()⑴7⑵14⑶9⑷8四、计算题：（24分）1、直接写出得数：（4分）30－19.02=÷2÷=1－0.49+0.06=(＋)×4＝2、简便运算：（6分）25×12.5×3.22.75×29－1.75×294、求未知数x：（6分）X－0.8X－6=16：X=：25、文字题：（8分）⑴一个数加上它的50%等于7.5,求这个数。⑵4.8减去0.7除0.14的商，所得的差再除以1.5，得多少？五、应用题：（36分）1、光明鞋厂六月份生产鞋26800双，比原计划增产2500双，增产了百分之几？2、一堆煤堆成圆锥形，底面周长是12.56米，高是1.2米，如果每立方米的煤约重1.4吨，这堆煤约重多少吨？（得数保留整吨数）3、一辆汽车从甲地开往乙地，每小时行28千米，4.5小时到达，如果要4小时到达，每小时要行多少千米？（用比例知识解）4、运800吨粮食，甲车运需要10天运完，乙车运要15天运完，两车合运多少天运完？5、红星机械厂要加工900个零件，原计划30小时完成。改进技术后，每小时比原计划多加工10个，这样几小时可以完成任务？6、暑假里全班学生共做小制作49件，女生做的占男生做的。男女生各做小制作多少件？（用方程解）2009小学升初中试题英语友情提示：1、本套试题满分为70分（不含听力部分），建议答题时间为60分钟；一、选出画线部分读音与其余三个不同的单词。（5分）()1.A.nameB.gradeC.haveD.plane()2.A.seeB.meetC.greenD.eraser()3.A.bikeB.fineC.behindD.different()4.A.theseB.thereC.threeD.that()5.A.babyB.manyC.goodbyeD.strawberry二、按要求写单词。（10分）1.light（反义词）_________2.buy（过去式）_________3.one（序数词）_________4.theseconddayinaweek（同义词）_________5.knife（复数）_________6.Japan（形容词）_________7.let’s（完全形式）________8.four（同音词）___________9.us（主格）__________10.cannot（缩略形式）_________三、选择填空。（10分）()1.It’shot_____summerinBeijing.A.byB.onC.atD.in()2.ImetKateon_____wayhomeyesterday.A.myB.meC.hisD.him()3.Bruce,lookatyourdirtyshoes.You’dbetter_____themrightnow.A.washedB.washingC.washD.towash()4.–CanyousingthesonginEnglish--No,I____.A.maynotB.mustn’tC.needn’tD.can’t()5.Thedoctoroftentellshim____moreexercise.A.totakeB.takingC.takenD.take()6.–Whatdidyoudolastnight--Ididmyhomeworkand_____TV.A.watchB.watchedC.willwatchD.amwatching()7.TheWhites_____.A.havevisitedB.willvisitC.visitedD.visit()8.I’mhungry.Pleasebringmesome______.A.kitesB.desksC.boxesC.cakes()9.Mostofthechildrenenjoy______computergames.A.playB.playingC.playedC.toplay()10.ThisisMissGao.She_____yournewteacher.A.beB.amC.isD.are四、英汉互译。（10分）1.在公室_________2.我们的鞋子______________3.进来____________4.照看________________5.起床___________6.onty____________7.aquartertoone___________8.lookthesame______________9.amapofChina_____________10.No.3MiddleSchool__________五、按要求写句子。（10分）1..（改为单数）There__________artroominthisbuilding.2.Givethatsharpenertome.（改为同义句）_______________________________________________________3.Tenminussixisfour.(对画线部分提问)_______________________________________________________4.Shelikesthiscoat.（改为否定句）_______________________________________________________5.Wecanseesomekitesinthesky.（改为一般疑问句）_______________________________________________________六、阅读短文，根据短文内容选择正确答案。（10分）(Maryisherdaughter)..TwentyfriendsofMary’saregoingtocometotheparty.Theyareallgirls..MrsWhiteishelpingher.“Let’smakeaprettycake,”MrsWhitesaystoMrsGreen.“Ok.Thankyouverymuch.”MrsGreenisgoingshoppingnow.She’sgoingtobuyfruitfortheparty.MrsGreenbuyssomefruit.Shebuysalotofpears,orange,andbananas.Thenshegoeshome.It’sthreeo’clockintheafternoon.Everythingisready.Nowthefirstgirlisarriving..()1.______.A.MrsWhiteB.MrsGreenC.MaryD.Mary’sfriend()2.Maryisgoingtobe______yearsold.A.twentyB.tenC.twelveD.thirteen()3._____aregoingtocometotheparty.A.ThirtyboysB.TwentygirlsC.FortychildrenD.MrsGreenandMrsWhite()4.MrsGreenbuys____fortheparty.A.acakeB.somefruitC.somebananasandapplesD.alotoforanges()5.Thepartyisgoingtobeginat____intheafternoon.A.twothirtyB.threeC.fourD.threethirty七、小作文。（15分）以Myself（我）为题按下面的要求写一篇英语小作文。要求：1.语句通顺，条理清楚，书写清晰、规范。2.不得少于50个单词。___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________2009小学升初中试题语文fayongkanchengfalian军（）居（）关（）测（）（）洁wuruyuquan（）（）乐入场（）二、填空：(22分)1、出下列各字的大写字母，并按照大写字母的顺序给下列汉字重新排序：（4.5）削（）盲（）怨（）督（）祭（）（）2、填表：（4.5分）要查的字部首再查几画字典里的解释取哪种酸甜可口1、表示同意；2、表示许可或可能；3、值得；4、表示转折；5、适合。兴旺1、兴盛；2、使盛行；3、准许；4、或许。喜出望外1、向远处看；2、探望；3、盼望；希望；4、怨；5、对着。3、选择词语填空：（6分）愿望盼望陆续继续轻蔑藐视①将来成为有所作为的人，是我最大的（）。②其他人已经（）散去了，只剩下我自己茫然地站在那儿。③中国人是有志气的，我们有能力让（）我们的人认识我们的能力。4、填充成语：（4分）守株（）兔掩耳（）铃安然无（）盛气（）人5、将下面一段话中的错别字勾画出来，并按照顺序改在括号内（3分）秦王双手揍着何氏壁，边看边称赞，却绝口不提十五坐城的事。（）三、读古诗填写完整并回答后面的问题。（6分）示儿去原知万事空，但悲不见九州同。，。1、解释一下所填的句子（2分）。2、陆游这样写说明他心中想的是什么？（2分）四、用修改符号改病句（6分）1、六一儿童节赏心悦目。2、我们班继续第三年被评为先进班集体。3、诗歌《上学的小孩》的作者是我们班集体创作的。五、阅读（一）（15分）《买火柴的小女孩》片断这一回，她坐在美丽的圣诞树下。这棵圣诞树，比她去年圣诞节透过富商家的玻璃门看到的还要大，还要美。翠绿的树枝上点着几千支明晃晃的蜡烛，许多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『贰』 译林版六年级上册英语听读训练答案零五网

第一题：

(2)零五网英语美文阅读扩展阅读

这张试卷考察的是英语听力：

难度得当的听力材料是学好英语听力的第二步。难度可从语速、篇幅和内容三方面考虑：所选材料听一遍能理解80%为宜，推荐正常语速（因为听力的最终目标是听懂正常语速），长度五分钟左右（常见考试短文听力理解的长度）。

内容包括日常交际、英语美文、歌曲、新闻、电影等同学们喜闻乐见的内容。阅读需要精读和泛读结合，听力学习中精听和泛听同样缺一不可，下面分别介绍精听和泛听材料。

『叁』 求一篇英语阅读文章五年级的

有一个人孤零零地住在一座小屋里。

A lonely man lived by himself in a little hut.

他叫孙良。他一贫如洗，但诚实而善良。他为别人打零工，得到的报酬很少。然而每当他看到落入陷阱的动物，只要他有钱，一定把它买下来放归树林。

His name was Sun Liang. He was dirt poor, but he was honest and kind. He did odd jobs. His pay was very low. Whenever he saw an animal in a trap, if he had any money, he would buy the animal and set it free in the forest.

就这样，孙良救了很多动物，但是他没省下一个钱，因此一直很穷。

In this way, he saved many animals, but he didn't save any money, so he was still very poor.

当他老得不能干活的时候，只好乞食度日。他满七十岁后的一天，虚弱得卧床不起，不久，便去世了。

When he was too old to work, he had to beg for food to stay alive. One day when he was over seventy years old, he was too weak to get up from his bed, and before long, he left this world.

孙良没有亲戚朋友。他甚至穷得连一副棺材也买不起。对中国人来说，最悲惨的事莫过于死无葬身之地。没有人来照料他，他的邻居也像他一样穷。他们不知道他已经死了，即使知道，他们也没有钱去买一副棺材来埋葬他。

Sun Liang had no relative and no friends. He was so poor that he didn'teven have enough money for a coffin, and for Chinese people, the worst possible fate is to die and not get buried. But there was nobody to look after him. His neighbors were almost as poor as he was. They didn't know he was dead, and even if they had, they certainly didn't have enough money to buy him a coffin and bury him.

孙良死了的那个早晨，邻居们惊奇地发现空中飞满了鸟儿。成千上万的鸟从四面八方飞进孙良的小屋里。他们进去看个究竟，发现孙良已经死在床上，他们想那些鸟儿一定是来啄食他的肉的。

The morning after Sun Liang died, the neighbors were amazed to see the sky full of birds. Thousands of birds came from all directions and flew into Sun Liang's hut. The neighbors came to see what was wrong. They saw Sun lying dead on his bed. They thought the birds must have come to peck the flesh off his bones.

接着，他们看到每只鸟儿嘴里都衔着一小块土，还把土撒在孙的尸体上。它们是来埋葬恩人以表达谢意的！

Then they saw that every bird brought a little soil in its beak, and dropped the soil on Sun's body. They had come to show their gratitude by burying their savior!

无数的鸟儿来来回回飞着。没到中午，它们就把小屋埋起来，把它变成了孙良的坟墓。

Thousands and thousands of birds came. They flew back and forth. Before noon， they had filled his whole hut with soil and turned it into a tomb for Sun Liang.

这些邻居被眼前的景象深深感动了。从此以后，他们再也不用陷阱或网来诱捕动物了。

The neighbors were deeply touched when they saw this. From then on, they never caught another animal in a trap or a net.

『肆』 五篇美文佳作（500字左右） 4篇英语小作文，题目自拟

初中寒假作文：美丽的雪 昨晚，下了一场鹅毛大雪。清晨，我朝楼下一看，地上铺满了白色的雪。连屋顶上，树叶上全都是，真美啊！所以我一吃完早饭就跑下楼和一个小哥哥一起玩雪，我们用雪做成了雪人、山峰和几个小动物等等，还打雪仗，真好玩！然后我们各自拿点雪，回家了。回家后，我就用雪做了一个城市的房子，我先把雪做成一个长方体，然后画上一条一条的花纹，这个房子就做好了。可我抬头一看光芒四射，呀，太阳出来了，雪开始融花，这场雪虽然已经离开了我们，可它给我们带来的欢乐是无穷无尽的。今天，夜晚我和爸爸、妈妈一起看见许多烟火，听到许多鞭炮声音，还放了一些烟火和鞭炮。这要从爸爸到金盛百货大市场买完烟火和鞭炮说起：这时爸爸在看报纸，我们才刚刚从梅花山到外公家。外公家已经准备吃晚饭了，吃完晚饭后，我和爸爸就下楼放鞭炮了，这鞭炮太响了，小汽车都“叫了”。放完鞭炮后，我看见了许多美丽的烟火：有的像喷泉，有的像流星闪过，还有的烟火后会变成红的或绿的小降落伞等等，真是五花八门。我们放的烟花名字叫“天命之意”和“春雷炮”，一个39响，一个48响。我最后想说：“你们燃放时要注意安全。”愉快的星期天，我把作业“消灭”后，“终于属于我的小天地喽！”我不由自主地扑向快乐天地的怀抱，我高声欢呼起来。初中寒假作文：灿烂烟花之夜今天是除夕夜，是个合家团圆的日子，整个城市都笼罩在一片喜庆欢悦的气氛中。在饭店吃完年夜饭后，上空不断传来烟花绽放的声音，惹得我不禁驻足仰望。当一颗不起眼的小火种在半空中崩裂，随即变幻成一把绿色的大伞在夜空中飞旋。当这把“伞”还未完全消失殆尽，又有一朵灿烂的“金菊”蹿上天空，它宛如一位孤傲的仙子，全身被华丽璀璨的金色包围，在万人瞩目下“翩翩起舞”。绚丽的烟花在黑暗的夜空中竟相绽放，那流光溢彩四散开来的点点金光，把夜空装点得如此灿烂夺目。心中一阵震撼之后，又被烟花的潇洒所折服。它们带着坚强的微笑飞向天空，即使知道自己的生命短暂，却依旧想用自己最美的那一瞬间展现给世人观赏。一朵朵烟花像一张张烂漫的笑颜，在绽放中倾诉自己的幸福、欢畅。烟花的美丽很短，还未散尽的烟雾告诉我们，它们曾在这里灿烂地笑过。烟花没了，夜空还是原来的夜空，那些美丽终究只是昙花一现……初中寒假作文：快乐寒假手中的书本变得越来越薄了，终于，我们迎来了盼望已久的寒假。放下肩上的书包、手中的课本，将那XYZ和ABC抛到九霄云外。噢，这个假期属于我们自己。在寒假里，我们可以尽情地玩耍各种游戏，不用担心因为没有完成作业而被老师骂得狗血喷头；我们可以尽情地享受电视大餐，不必担心因为第二天要早起而被父母催促着睡觉。寒假里，我们与大自然有了亲密的拥抱。寒假中的我们如同水中的鱼儿，在自由自在地嬉戏；寒假中的我们是天上的云儿，在无忧无虑地追逐；寒假中的我们是夜空中的繁星，在兴高采烈地捉迷藏；寒假中的我们更是快乐的天使，要将快乐传遍世界的每一个角落。寒假里，我们跟生活有了零距离的接触。寒假中的我们当然不是只知道玩耍游戏，我们也懂得去体验生活。我们会尝试着自己洗衣服，看手上那白白的肥皂泡沫是多么美妙，再用力地搓一下自己的衣服，看着衣服上那一个个脏脏的斑点被自己洗去，心中的喜悦恐怕比考了100分还高兴呢。同时也感受到了做母亲的辛劳，对那“谁言寸草心，报得三春晖”的诗句也有了新的体会，而这种体会是无法从课本上、课堂中学到的。快乐寒假里做一个快乐的自己。寒假收获作文1寒假里，我最大的收获就是学会了炒“盐水花生”。那天是星期六，工作了一周的妈妈一定很辛苦，好不容易有个双休日，应该让她好好歇歇。于是，我对妈妈说：“今天的菜我来做，就炒‘盐水花生’吧！”妈妈说：“你就试试吧！”我把一勺盐放入一小半碗水里，用筷子搅拌均匀，让盐融化在水里。我把调好了的盐水放到一边。又把一碟花生米放入锅里，然后把锅放到液化气灶上，打开电子开关，顿时从小孔里窜出蓝莹莹的火，那火苗在锅底周围不停地跳跃。我炒了一会儿，哎呀，不好了，有几粒花生冒烟了，眼看就要糊了。情急之中我想起了妈妈每次炒花生时，都点小火，我怎么点这么大的火呀！我马上把火调小了。我又炒了几下，想：是不是该放盐了？我尝了一粒花生，感觉还不行。过了一会儿，我又尝了一粒，又觉得还不到时候。就这样，我一边炒，一边尝，尝得我都分不清是生的还是熟的了。唉，还是搬救兵吧。于是，我把妈妈叫来，，妈妈笑着说：“你太心急了炒‘盐水花生’要有耐心，要等到花生变成红黄色，发出香味时再放盐水。”于是，我又开始炒起来，慢慢地发现花生渐渐变成了红黄色，我又尝了一粒，哇！真香啊。我把盐水倒进锅里。“滋啦”一声，锅被一层白雾笼罩着。我又开始翻炒起来。过了一会儿，红色的花生穿上了一件银白色的外套。我想：花生一定好了。我把花生盛到盘子里。这时，妈妈过来了，妈妈尝了一粒我炒的花生，说：“第一次就炒这么好，不错，不错。”我也尝了一粒，那花生又脆，又香，又有些咸味，好吃极了。第一次炒“盐水花生”我成功了！寒假收获作文3寒假中，我为了锻炼身体，实施我的减肥计划，便想练一项运动。爸爸建议我去打篮球，我想：“打篮球不仅增强了体质，还能长个儿。”于是决定这个寒假让爷爷教我打篮球。这天天气不错，我带着篮球牵着爷爷的手往卫校的篮球场走去。在路上，我又兴奋又担心，兴奋是因为我从没有打过篮球，这还是第一次，一定很刺激；担心的是我现在太小，个子和球篮之间距离太大，能否投进去都是个问题。但是我又想：“俗话说，有志不在年高，这岂不是说‘锻炼不在个高’吗？”于是便向篮球场跑去。来到学校的操场里，因为是寒假期间，校园也像冬眠了一样，空无一人。开始练球了，爷爷先从最基本的运球、走步、投球讲起，又给我做示范；最后让我一个动作一个动作的练习。在练习中，我无心练习运球和走步，只是一心想投球。我托起球，瞄准球筐，第一球还没到球篮下就掉下来了，直到第六个球，才碰了一下篮板。我灰心了，生气地把球往地上一摔，球却着了魔法似的进了，从篮筐里掉了下来的球在地上弹跳着，好像在说：“别灰心，万事开头难吗！”我立刻信心百倍，又开始练球了。现在，寒假已经过去了，但是我对篮球的热爱一直没有改变，只是没有更多的时间去练习罢了，但是只要天气不错，时间允许，我都会去打篮球的。
寒假英语作文（1）：
Chinese New Year
Chinese New Year is coming and my family is very busy. It's because Chinese New Year is very special and important. We must prepare many special things to get ready for this festival. First, will make a big New Year meal. Second, we will make “Good-luck wishes.” Third, we will set off firecrackers. New Year meal is delicious and we think that eating some will bring us good luck. A long time ago, Chinese people believed red color could bring our good luck too. And we set off firecrackers could frighten ghosts away.
Chinese New Year is very popular between students. Because we can have a long happy holiday.
寒假英语作文（2）：
Where's my dream
It's to visit Tian'anmen Square in Beijing
in a sunny summer morning
Oh,what's Beijing
Is she a young lady
who is teaching the chldren to sing
before the building
What's the building
It's the Great Hall of the People
one of the most famous places in Beijing
I hope my dream will come true tomorrow morning
Let's go there,singing and dancing
寒假英语作文（3）：
My Winter Holiday
We are going to have the winter holiday.During the holiday we will have the Spring Festival.So all of the families in China are having a busy time.All of the children in China like Spring Festival very much,because they can eat many delicious food and get many money.But children in China have to do the homework for Winter Holiday.So that the could remember what they have learn the year before.Each of the children likes Winter Holiday.
I think everybody did a lot of things in the Winter Holiday. But I didn’t. Let you to listen to my story of Winter Holiday.
I spend a lot of time on the homework.. Every day in my Winter Holiday, I always got up late. Then I listened to the tape, it was nine o’clock. Then I ate breakfast and then I did my homework ring the daytime! I’m not very slow but the homework was too heavy!
寒假英语作文（4）：I love English,it gives me a colorful dream.I hope I can travel around the world one day. With my good English, I can make friends with many people from different contries.I can see many places of great intrests.I dream that I can go to London,because it is the birth place of English. I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after continuous hard study, one day I can speak English very well.

『伍』 英语短文带翻译

My familyI love my family, because I have a happy family. My father is an English teacher. His name is Jacky. He is thirty-eight. He likes playing basketball. What’ my motherjob? Is she a teacher? Yes, you’re right! My motheris very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven. My motheris always laborious work. I love my parents! On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball. Sometimes, we watch TV and listento music at home. I love my family. Because I’m very happy to live with my parents together!我的家庭 我爱我的家庭,因为我有一个快乐的家庭. 我的爸爸是一名英语教师,他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38岁.他非常喜欢打篮球.我的妈妈是赶什么呢?她是一名教师吗?是的.你说对了!我的妈妈是一个很亲切、友善的人,她今年37岁.我妈妈总是勤劳的干活.我爱我的父母. 在星期六和星期天里,我经常去图书馆和弹钢琴.我爸爸去打篮球.有时侯,我们都在家看电视和听音乐. 我爱我家.因为我和爸爸妈妈一起生活得很开心!My RoomThis is my room. Near the window there is a desk. I often do my homework at it. You can see some books, some flowers in a vase, a rulerand a pen. On the wall near the desk there is a picture of a cat. There is a clock above the end of my bed. I usually put my shoe under my bed. Of course there is a chair in front of the desk. I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside.我的房间这是我的房间。 在窗口附近有一张书桌。 我经常在那做我的家庭作业。 您能看有些书，有些花在花瓶里，一把格尺和笔。 在墙壁在书桌有猫的图片。 有一个时钟在我的床上的末端。 我通常把我的鞋子放在我的床下。 当然有一把椅子在书桌前面。 我坐那里，并且我能看外面的树和路SkatingMom bought me a pair of skating shoes at my fifth birthday. From then on, I developed the hobby of skating. It not only makes me stronger and stronger, but also helps me know many truths of life. I know that it is normal to fall, and if only you can get on your feet again and keep on moving, you are very good!滑冰妈妈买了我一双冰鞋鞋子在我的第五个生日。 从那时起，我爱好滑冰。 它不仅使我越来越加强，而且帮助我知道生活许多真谛。 我知道摔倒是正常的，并且，如果只有你能摔倒后再站起来，就是非常好!The SeaWhat do you know about the sea? Some people know about it, but others don’t. The sea looks beautiful on a fine sunnyday, the sea is very big. In the world, there is more sea than land. Do you know Hainan Island? It’s really very nice. We can see beaches, trees and the sea. We can swim and visit a lot of beautiful places.海你对海知道些什么？ 某些人知道关于它，但其他不。 海看起来美丽在一个美好的晴天，海是非常大的。 在世界上，比土地有更多海。 您是否知道海南岛？ 那非常好。 我们能看海滩、树和海。 我们可以游泳和参观很多美好的地方。ComputersComputers are changing our life. You can do a lot of things with a computer. Such as, you can use a computer to write articles, watch video CDs, play games and do office work. But the most important use of a computer is to join the Internet.We don’t need to leave home to borrow books from a library or to do shopping in a supermarket.Computers help us live a more convenient life.计算机计算机改变我们的生活。 您能做很多事用计算机。 例如，您能使用计算机写文章，手表录影CDs，戏剧比赛和完成办公室工作。 但对计算机的最重要的用途是加入Internet.我们不需要离开家去从图书馆借用书或在超级市场做购物。计算机帮助我们居住更加方便的生活。SmilingI think smiling is as important as sunshine. Smiling is like sunshine because it can make people happy and have a good day. If you aren’t happy, you can smile, and then you will feel happy. Someone may say, “But I don’t feel happy.” Then I would say, “Please smileas you do when you are happy or play with your friendshappily. You will really be happy again.”Smiling can let you have more friends.So I say, smiling is like a flower. It will give you happiness.微笑我认为微笑是一样重要的象阳光。 微笑是象阳光，因为它可能使人愉快和有一个早晨好。 如果您不是愉快的，您能微笑，您然后将感觉愉快。 某人也许说， “但是我不感到愉快”。 然后我会说， “请微笑，您，当您愉快地是愉快或戏剧与您的朋友。 您真正地再将是愉快的”。微笑可能让您有更多朋友。如此我说，微笑是象花。 它将给您幸福。SundayIt was Sunday and I didn't have to go to school. I finished my homework the day before. So I decided to help mother do housework. I washed some clothes after I got up. Then I went shopping with a basket. I bought some meat, eggs and some vegetables in the market. After I came back, I started to cook dinner for the whole family. In the evening, I sat at the table and began to write down on my notebook what I had done ring the day.星期天它是星期天，并且我没有必须去学校。 我前一天完成了我的家庭作业。 如此我决定帮助做家事。 在我起来了之后，我洗了一些衣裳。 然后我带着篮子去购物。 我在市场上买了一些肉、蛋和有些菜。 在我回来了之后，我开始为全家烹调晚餐。 在晚上，我在我的笔记本写下什么我白天做了什么。春天：SpringSpring is a delightful season. The temperatures are moderate, and the blooming trees and flowers make the city bright with colors. This is the time when we can begin to wear lighter and more brightly colored clothes and go outdoors more often. Smaller children like to bring their kites out to the spacious square. Also I enjoy going back to the village on this holidayafter being in the city for the winter months.春天是个让人欣喜的季节.气温适中,挂满绿叶的树和盛开的花朵给城市增添了明亮的色彩.在这个时节里,我们可以穿上轻便靓丽的衣服经常出门去了.小孩子们则喜欢在广阔的天空中放风筝.在城里呆了一个冬天之后,我也喜欢回到村子里度假.夏天：Summer is the great season for all sports in the open air. It is the season for football which is often called the national sport because of its popularity. I usually watch television and read the newspaper reports about the football results of the little leagues. During the summer I like to go to the beach often because it is very close to my home. I usually go there ring the summer vacationto relax after many months in school in the city. I feel very comfortable with the familiar quiet life of the villagers.夏天是户外运动最好的季节.这是一个橄榄球的季节,橄榄球由于广受欢迎被称为全民运动.我常常看电视,看报纸,从报道中获得小联盟橄榄球赛的比赛结果.夏日里,我喜欢经常去海滩,因为那里离我家不远.在城里的学校呆了几个月后,暑假我常常去那里放松一下.此处有我很熟悉的村民们的宁静生活,这让我倍感舒适.秋天：AutumnFor me the autumn or fall starts in September when school starts its new term. I usually do some shopping. The mild weather made it very nice to study outside under the trees in a small park close to my house. I like to look up the leaves changing colorsfrom green to red and yellow, and then brown colors. The park also has many bright fall flowers; sometimes I see a small squirrel coming down from the tree to hunt for food on the ground. On the weekends, I sometimes like to fly my kite. Usually on the street corners you can see street peddlers selling warm baked sweet potatoes. This is a nice time of the year.我觉得秋天是在9月份新学期开始的时候来临.我常常要去买一些东西.宜人的天气让我感觉在离家不远的小公园的树下学习是件非常惬意的事.我喜欢抬起头看蓍枝头上的树叶由绿变红,变黄,然后再变褐.公园里还有许多鲜艳的秋花.有时我会见到小松鼠从树上跳到地上觅食.在周末,我有时会去放风筝.在街头的拐角处,常常会有街头小贩在卖烤红薯.秋天是一年中的好时节.冬天：WinterWinter is very cold and windy in most parts of China. I usually look forward to the Spring Festival and the winter holidaywhen I can go to the south where the climate is warmer ring these holidays. Also, I look forward to seeing my grandparents and my friends. Winter is the time everyone is in a festive mood. In the city, I usually do a lot of reading at home in the winter because of eh cold weather outside.中国大部分地区的冬天是即冷又有风的。我总是盼望着春节或寒假，到时候我就可以去南方了，当地的气候在这时会暖和的多。我也盼望着去探望我的祖父母和我的朋友。冬天，每个人都怀着喜庆的心情。在城里，冬天的时候我经常待在家里尽情地看书，因为外面的天气非常的冷。

『陆』 翻译一篇英语文章

一个男人的理想：靠自己环游世界
Erden Eruç 自从2007年7月10日离开加里佛利亚以来划着一条7米的船穿过了太平洋。他的目的地是澳大利亚，一路上只有鸟儿、鱼儿和鲨鱼为伴。
似乎这还不算什么，横穿太平洋只是他旅程中的一部分，他决定只靠自己的力量环游世界（采用各种方式）。他的计划包括攀登六大洲沿途最高的山峰，向攀登者前辈致敬。
Eruç将通过划船、骑车、步行、攀爬的方式环游世界，不会借助任何发动机之利。
在他行程的第一步，他从华盛顿州的西雅图骑车8935.44公里到阿拉斯加的麦金利山后步行107.8公里返回营，然后攀登了6194米的麦金利山峰。现在在他冒险之旅的第二阶段，他在划船去澳大利亚。
他为什么要试着实现像环游世界这样一个艰苦的而宏伟的目标呢？他解释道他想激励孩子要有梦想，并且要实现自己的目标。他想孩子们能看到虽然一路上充满荆棘，而且有时可能达不到他们最终的目标。但是他们将拥有伟大的冒险经历而且能在旅途中学到很多。

作为一个独行者，Eruç已经面对过失望和挑战。例如由于要一天划10小时的船，他带了mp3来听音乐，用书和学习西班牙语来打发时间。不幸的是，几个月来整天的暴雨迫使他不得不吧mp3方在安全且干燥的包里。
不止如此，还有当他想往南行取所罗门到的时候风浪却一直推着他往西行。不想大船有巨大的马力，他的小皮艇和臂力根本不是风的对手。如果他的“好运”不转的话他就要兴奋得改变计划去巴布亚新几内亚岛了。无论这种还是其他方式，他将肯定能到达他的下一目的地，澳大利亚。
幸运的是Eruç在完成了每天的划行后有一个温馨的，干燥的小舱可以爬进去待着。他可以用它的掌上电脑通过卫星电话连上internet。Eruç说：“我发电子邮件，打电话，读写一些日志来打发时间。”
蛋白棒给他能量，他还用煤气炉来烧水解冻食物。“但是我不吃土豆泥”他说。一个太阳能机器能将海水里的盐份提取掉，这样他才能喝它，但这得要有阳光才行。因为热带暴雨，最近他不得不用一种特别的脱盐机来取水喝。
他并不为棘手的工作甚至被吹倒错误的方向而感到困扰。他把世界当作一座还有太多需要了解的图书馆。
比如在海上的时候他很喜欢鸟儿飞到他的船上来。小军舰鸟和海鸥就能说明离岛不远了。因为这些鸟总要在傍晚的时候回到海岸上。当他的旅行在陆地上进行时，他很喜欢和人们接触，尤其是孩子们。他已经拜访过十几所学校并且和孩子们分享了他的故事。
Eruç鼓励孩子很致力于自己的目标不要轻易的放弃。他说就像他在太平洋上的经历，也许会有挑战，但是如果你不去尝试，你将不可能去任何地方。冲着目标我们进步，我们不会原地踏步，就算是不能到达某个目标，但这就是生活啊。

『柒』 英语短文

英语短文：狐狸和公鸡（双语）

One morning a fox sees a cock.He think,"This is my breakfast.''

He comes up to the cock and says,"I know you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins to sing.

he fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away. The people in the field see the fox.

They cry,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.''The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.''

The fox opens his mouth ang says,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree.

一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。

他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你能唱得非常好听，你能唱给我听么？”公鸡很高兴。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。

狐狸看到这些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。

大喊大叫：“看，看！狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生，你能理解么？人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你的，不是他们的。”

狐狸张开她的嘴说：“公鸡是我的，不是你们的。”就在那时，。公鸡跑到了树底下。

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『捌』 一段很唯美的英语文章

一棵开花的树

□席慕容

如何让你遇见我
在我最美丽的时刻
为这
我已在佛前 求了五百年
求他让我们结一段尘缘

佛于是把我化作一棵树
长在你必经的路旁
阳光下慎重地开满了花
朵朵都是我前世的盼望

当你走近 请你细听
那颤抖的叶是我等待的热情
而当你终于无视地走过
在你身后落了一地的
朋友啊 那不是花瓣
是我凋零的心

A Blossming Tree

How to let you meet me
At my most beautiful moment?
For this
I’ve prayed to Buddha for five hundred years
To be bestowed a relationship with you on this earth

So, Buddha makes me a tree
Growing by the road you are bound to take
Blooming cautiously and flourishing under sunlight
Each blossom an expectation of my previous life

When you approach, please listen
The trembling leaves are the passion of my waiting
But when at last you walk past unseeing
What lies scattered on the ground behind you
Oh my friend, is not petals
But my withered heart

我喜欢席慕容，觉得这首诗挺美的
而且这个也不是我翻译的，我在网上找的。希望能对你有帮助

『玖』 翻译英语文章，急急急

汤姆现15岁，他复喜欢收集硬币，并制持续5年。他现在任然记得他是如何开始这个爱好的。
5年前的一个周六上午，汤姆没事做很无聊，他并没有喜欢做的事情，他并不想看电视、听收音机，或者运动、玩电脑、看书。“我很无聊”他说：“我能做什么，我想做些有趣的事。”他的父亲想到一个主意，“有了”他父亲说，“你为什么不收集硬币？很有趣，硬币到处都是，你每天都可以看到，有些硬币很有价值，他们可以让你变得富有。”从那以后，汤姆开始收集硬币。

现在，汤姆有一个装满硬币的大的小猪储钱罐，在父母的允许下，有时他从里面掏钱买零食。去年，延安大地震，汤姆捐了许多他收集的硬币来帮助无家可归的孩子，他说他很乐意帮助有困难的人。

『拾』 读一篇英语文章

您要翻译吗？
除了地理位置特殊,青岛还是一个美食天堂。当谈到海鲜零食,我敢打赌你能找到你想要的任何小吃。青岛以清淡,新鲜的海鲜为特色。崂山绿石在观光上具有重要的地位,因为它风景美丽,有天然珍珠和精湛的工艺。青岛产的青岛啤酒,是一种很常见的啤酒生产品牌。让全世界的游客品在青岛尝到正宗新鲜的青岛啤酒。这里有良好的食物和水。最重要的是当地的人民都非常友好和好客。我想一旦来到这里,你将永远不会想要离开了。顺便说一下,我想这里有很多有趣的东西等待你来探险。

谢谢您的关注。

因为不知道难度要多大，所以发了几篇不同难度的。
高中篇目：
Adolescence
青春期
First listen and then answer the following question.
听录音，然后回答以下问题。
What do adolescents respect in parents?
Parents are often upset when their children praise the homes of their friends and regard it as a slur on their own cooking, or cleaning, or furniture, and often are foolish enough to let the adolescents see that they are annoyed. They may even accuse them of disloyalty, or make some spiteful remark about the friends' parents. Such loss of dignity and descent into childish behaviour on the part to their parents about the place or people they visit. Before very long the parents will be complaining that the child is so secretive and never tells them anything, but they seldom realize that they have brought this on themselves.
Disillusionment with the parents, however good and adequate they may be both as parents and as indivials, is to some degree inevitable. Most children have such a high ideal of their parents, unless the parents themselves have been unsatisfactory, that it can hardly hope to stand up to a realistic evaluation. Parents would be greatly surprised and deeply touched if they hope to stand up to a realistic evaluation. Parents would be greatly surprised and deeply touched if they realized how much belief their children usually have in their character and infallibility, and how much this faith means to a child. If parents were prepared for this adolescent reaction, and realized that it was a sign that the child was growing up and developing valuable powers of observation and independent judgment, they would not be so hurt, and therefore would not drive the child into opposition by resenting and resisting it.
The adolescent, with his passion for sincerity, always respects a parent who admits that he is wrong, or ignorant, or even that he has been unfair or unjust. What the child cannot forgive is the parent's refusal to admit these charges if the child knows them to be true.
Victorian parents believed that they kept their dignity by retreating behind an unreasoning authoritarian attitude; in fact they did nothing of the kind, but children were then too cowed to let them know how they really felt. Today we tend to go to the other extreme, but on the whole this is a healthier attitude both for the child and the parent. It is always wiser and safer to face up to reality, however painful it may be at the moment.
DOTID OFLUM Journey Through Adolescence
New words and expressions 生词和短语
adolescence
n.
slur
n. 青春期
adolescent
n. 底毁
disloyalty
n. 青少年（12-18岁）
spiteful
adj. 恶意的，怀恨的
disillusionment
n. 幻灭感
evaluation
n. 评价
infallibility
n. 一贯正确
resent
v. 怨恨
sincerity
n. 诚挚
victorian
adj. 维多利亚式的
retreat
v. 后退
unreasoning
adj. 不凭理智的
authoritarian
adj. 专制的
cow
v. 吓唬
参考译文
当家长听到孩子赞扬自己朋友的家时，总感到不安，认为孩子在嫌弃自家的饭菜、卫生、或家具，而且愚蠢地让孩子看出自己的烦恼。他们甚至责备孩子不忠，或者讲些小朋友家长的坏话。家长这种有失身份和孩子气的作法使青春期的孩子大为震惊，决心以后不再向父母讲述去过的地方和见过的人。不要很久,家长就会抱怨孩子守口如瓶，什么事也不告诉他们，殊不知这是他们自找的。
不管家长的人品有多么好，作为父母有多么合格，孩子们对家长幻想的破灭在某种程度上是不可避免的。除非父母自身不能令人满意，大多数孩子对父母估价过高，以致这种估价很难指望经受住现实的考验。如果家长意识到孩子们通常是多么相信家长的品行和绝对正确，意识到孩子们的这种信念会对孩子产生多么大的影响，那么家长会大为吃惊和深受感动的。如果家长对青少年的这种反应有思想准备，并且意识到这象征着孩子们正在成熟和正在发展宝贵的观察力、独立判断力，那么他们就不会那样伤心，也就不会由于怨恨和抵触这种反应，而把孩子推到自己的对立面去。
青少年酷爱真诚，对于能够承认错误或无知、甚至承认自己做得不分平或不公正的父母，他们总是尊敬的，孩子们所不能原谅的是：父母错了，孩子们也看出来了，可是做父母的还不肯承认。
维多利亚时代的父母认为，他们可靠无理的权威气派来维护自己的尊严，实际上那是根本不行的。孩子们只不过被吓得不敢让父母知道自己的想法罢了。虽然现在我们倾向于走向另一个极端，但总地来看，孩子和家长双方态度都比较端正。遇事采取面对现实的态度总是比较明智和稳妥的，尽管会有暂时的痛苦。

其它：
1.The World's Greatest Swordsman

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."

世界上最伟大的击剑手

在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。
他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。
“你为什么这么高兴？”有人嚷道，“你没击中!”
“啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了。”
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2.A Mistake

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."

搞错了

一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。”
“成交!”美国人说。立刻，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。
其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。
“我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。”
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3.Pig or Witch

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

猪还是女巫

一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪！！”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。
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4.Response Ability

An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."
Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

答问技巧

衣阿华州奥格根的一位牧师正在与一位教友为一杯咖啡而猜硬币。别人问他那是否构成赌博行为时，牧师答道：“这仅仅是决定由谁来做一件善事的一种科学方法。”

当我人问哲学家罗素是否愿意为了他的信仰而献身时，他答道：“当然不会。毕竟，我可能会是错的。”

一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅？”
获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。”
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5.Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.
"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"

伟大的猎手Jonesie

有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而烦恼。于是，村长派人去请伟大的猎手Jonesie来杀死这只野兽。
猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子一直没有出现。最后，他要求村长杀只羊然后把头皮给他。把羊皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。
半夜，村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们小心地靠近后，看到猎手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。没有狮子出没的蛛丝马迹。
Jonesie，怎么了？狮子在哪？”村长问。
“哪有狮子！”猎人怒吼道，“哪个傻瓜把公牛放出来了？”
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Weather Predict

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

天气预报

一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

"印度人真神,"导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气.

几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了.

最后,导演派人去把他叫来了."我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?"

印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了."
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