初中英语剧怎么编英语

1. 初中英语剧本

这个十分适合初三，单词简单，在
3~5分钟内能读完

The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.

One day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.”

As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, “Hello, litter girl. Where are you going?”

“I’ going to my grandma’s house. She has got a cold.” Said Little Red Coat.

“Where does she live?” asked the wolf.

“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat.

“Bye-bye, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma’s house.

Grandma asked, “Who is it?”

“It’s me, Little Red Coat.” said the wolf.

“Come in, please.”

The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room. He ate Grandma up.

He put on Grandma’s coat and trousers. Then he lay in bed.

Little Red Coat walked into her grandma’s room.

“What big eyes you have got, Grandma!” she said.

“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf.

“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!”she said.

“Because I want to eat you, my dear.”said the wolf.

“Oh, no!”cried the little girl.

The bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, too.

The wolf was sleeping on Grandma’s bed.

At this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf. “What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach.”thought the hunter.

The hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the wolf.

Grandma and Little Red Coat were very happy. “Thank you.”they said to the hunter.

2. 初中英语剧本！

赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷

演员: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.
F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.
旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .
正剧：(P,K出场)
P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second.
K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状)
P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状)
Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机，作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼)
K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状)
P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!
K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状)
P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.（作气愤欲泣状）
K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.
P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an alt man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状)
K：OK. (作舒心，安慰状)
P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊)
K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young alt man.
P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状)
K: Oh?! You are right（作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔）
P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)
K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作惊异状)
P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状)
K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状)
P: (作高兴状，作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意气风发状)
（M,F携手进场）:
P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)
M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状)
P:（作阳痿状） Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)
M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K)
K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状，因为圆了我的谎)
M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ?
F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?
M: Yes, really a good suggestion.
（P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)
（P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰）
P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?
K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷)
M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?
P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)
M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状)
P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状)
M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状)
P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状)
M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状)
P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状)
M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !
K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)
P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状)
M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状)
K: I know the disadvantage. But TV also teaches him a lot of things which he can’t learn from books, Such as survival ability and communication skills. (中气不足状，因为理由不充分)
M: Just those force, fighting and cheat? (置疑状)
P: Mummy, I apologize that I have cheated you. (诚恳状) I won’t do that next time. Can you forgive me this time, Mummy. (做鬼脸,逗妈妈开心)
M: Pick up trick. It doesn’t work this time. (义正言辞状)
P: Mummy, not next time, ok? ( 作悲伤状，以引起妈妈的同情)
(M不理P)
M: Dad. I know you love little pirate very much, but I think you should choose the right way. Spoiling is not true love. It’s the poison in honey. (作严肃状)
F: Yes, Dad, Pirate has a lot of things to do. We should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said. We can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most. We can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on. I think it’s the right way to love our little Pirate. Do you think so, dear? (很理智，明晰状)
M: It’s just what I want to say. (赞同状 )
F: Ok, I should change my way of loving him. I should let him do his own thing and be his guide. (作彻悟状)
P: Oh, so much time has passed. I eager to go to wash room, I can’t bear it. (捂小腹，作难受状)
K: Ok, I go to bring the paper, don’t worry! I’ll accompany with you. (作习惯性状，因为Pirate的大小便通常都由King主管)
M、F：No, let him do that himself, and be his guide. (同声提醒K)
K: Oh, yes, little Pirate, it’s your job now, nobody can help. You should do it yourself. (作揶揄状)
P: Xi, I have been an alt man of 7 years old. I can do it. (跨进厕所，作藐视状，有什么大不了，不就进个厕所吗)
M、F、K: Brave Pirate! (作自豪状，含有夸奖意)
P: Oh, my god! The washroom is so large and dark! (害怕状，因为从末一个人进厕所)
M、F、K: (All 晕倒)
—— The End

3. 初中英语课本剧剧本

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4. 初中英语短剧

三打白骨精
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒
J：沙僧
B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

5. 急求初中英语短剧

这是经典奥斯卡电影---泰坦尼克后 后面的一部分台词！表演的效果挺不错的呀！你试一试吧

You let go

6. 求一个初中英语话剧剧本，

龟兔赛跑（Hare and tortoise）
剧中角色(共五人)：bird，monkey, mother hare, hare, tortoise,

Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look.

(伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊!)

The hare and the tortoise will have a match again.

(小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。)

Monkey: The hare and the tortoise will have a match?

(小兔和乌龟又要比赛了?)

Didn’t the hare lose last year? Why do that again?

(小兔不是输了吗?怎么还要比呀?)

Bird: Yes, the hare lost the match last year, and her mother was too angry to eat anything in two days.

(是的，小兔去年输了，兔妈妈气得两天没吃任何东西。)

Mother hare order them to have a match again this year.

(兔妈妈命令他们今年再比一次。)

Monkey: Oh, so it is.(原来是这样。)

Together: ( Music)...!

Monkey : Everybody, the match begins.(各就各位，比赛开始了。)

I’m the referee(我是裁判)

Hare and tortoise, ready?(小兔乌龟，准备好了吗?)

Mother hare: Honey! Honey! Come on! (亲爱的!亲爱的!快过来!)

Have some coffee.(喝些咖啡。)

Hare: Mom, oh, I can’t drink it all.

(妈妈，哦，我喝不下了。)

Mother hare: It can help you keep alert on the way. (它可以让你精精神神的。)

My little dear! Drink it quickly!(亲爱的!快点喝了它!)

Monkey: Mother hare, the match is going to begin.(兔妈妈，比赛要开始了。)

Mother hare: Ah! The match is going to begin.(啊!比赛要开始了。)

Monkey: Please ready, go!(预备，跑!)

Birds: Come on, come on! (加油，加油!)

Tortoise will be the winner.(乌龟赢!) Tortoise will be the winner(乌龟赢!)

Hare: Yi? I know this tree, oh, yes! The grass is very soft.(我认识这棵树，是的，草软软的。)

I fell asleep comfortable under the big tree. (树下睡觉舒舒服服的。)

This time I won’t sleep.(这次我不会再睡了。)

Oh? There are two routes. Here or there? Which one(这里有两条路，这儿?那儿 ?哪条啊?)

Mom, mom, help me, help me! (妈妈，妈妈，帮帮我，帮帮我。)

Tortoise: Hare, let me tell you, turn to the right.(小兔，我告诉你，向右。)

Hare: Ah! Tortoise, you’re here? So fast! (啊!乌龟，你跑到这儿了?这么快!)

Come on, come on! (我得加油了!)

He’s my opponent, Can I believe him? choose the right way?No!

(他是我的对手，我能相信他走右边吗?不!)

After I run farther, he will turn to the left,

(等我跑远了，他再往左一拐。)

Then I will lose the match.(那我就要输了这场比赛。)

Oh, yes, I should choose the left way. Run faster!(哦，是的，我应该选走边，快跑!)

Tortoise: Hare, hare, you’ve gone a wrong way. (小兔，小兔，你跑错路了。)

Come back, come back. (回来，回来。)

My friends come and help me!(伙伴们，快过来，帮帮我!)

Together: Tortoise, why don’t you run fast? (乌龟，你为什么不快跑?)

Mother hare: Oh, tortoise, Is it your turn to sleep under the tree this time?

(哦，乌龟，这次是不是轮到你在树下睡觉了?)

Tortoise: Mother hare, look! Your daughter’s got a wrong way.

(兔妈妈，看!你女儿跑错路了。)

Mother hare: Oh, my god, why? Why is she going there?

(哦，天啊，为什么?她为什么会去那儿?)

Didn’t you tell her it’s a wrong way?

(你没告诉她那条路是错的吗?)

Tortoise: I told her, but she didn’t believe me.

(我说了，但是她不相信我。)

She said “mother told me the opponent is the enemy. I couldn’t believe you.”

(她说“妈妈告诉我对手就是敌人。我不能相信你。”)

Mother hare: Yes, I said that.(我是说过。)

My daughter’s got a wrong way, she can’t win the match. You run please!

(我女儿跑错路了，她不能得冠军了，你跑吧!)

Tortoise: Mother hare, she’s got the wrong way, it’s unfair to her, I must find her.

(兔妈妈，她跑错路了，这样对她不公平，所以我必须找到她。)

Hare mother: Tortoise, you, you’re a good boy.

(乌龟，你，你是个好孩子，)

The match won’t go on. My daughter loses at the very beginning because of me.

(比赛不用进行了，因为我的错误，我女儿在起跑线上已经输了。咳!)

Tortoise: Mother hare, it’s not important to win or lose the match.

(兔妈妈，谁是冠军不重要。)

Let’s call her back，OK?(让我们把她喊回来吧!)

Together: Yes, you are right. OK!(是的，你说的对。)

Hare, hare, come back. Come back.(小兔，小兔，回来。回来。)

爱丽丝梦游仙境（Alice's Adventures in）
Alice in wonderland (New Edition)

Yoyo: It is story time. Alice, hurry up!

Je y: I am coming.

Yoyo: ring is here. Flowers blo om in the ring time. Butterflies fly in the ring time. Children play in the ring time.

To y: My god! I am late. I am late!

Je y: Wait for me, wait for me, please.

Daniel, Eric, Tina, Richard, Lucy小茶壶，歌曲I am a little teapot.

歌词：I am a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my out. When I start to steam up, then I shout, tip me over and pour me out.

Tina: A beautiful girl!

Eric: A strange girl!

Richard: Who are you?

Je y: My name is Alice. I feel thirsty and hungry.

Lucy: Please drink some water.

Daniel: Please eat some bread.

Je y: Thank you. Do you see the white ra it?

小茶壶们合: No, we don’t.

Je y: I want to find him. Bye bye.

小茶壶们合: Bye bye.

Je y: It’s a big garden. There are many beautiful flowers.

Erica, Beauty, Jasmin, Rose, Amanda, Julia小仙女舞蹈，歌曲Bu les

歌词: Bu les, bu les, blow, blow, blow. Bu les, bu les, blow, blow, blow. What are you doing, doing, doing, doing? What are you doing, doing, doing, doing? I am blowing bu les.

Je y: Do you see the white ra it?

小仙女们合: No, we don’t.

国王和王后Helen Demi

Helen: Who are you?

Je y: My name is Alice.

Demi: I know a fun game. Let’s play together.

Je y and Demi: Paper-sci ors-stone.（三次）

Demi: I’m the number one. I’m the number one!

Helen: Don’t be angry. Playing cards, come on!

Richard, Thomas, Jack, Jo y扑克牌

扑克牌合：Stop! Stop! No ru ing! No ru ing!

Helen and Demi: Catch her! Catch her! Catch her!

Je y: Don’t catch me! Help! Help! Help!

Yoyo: Alice, wake up, wake up!

Je y: I’m coming back! It’s a dream!

Je y and Yoyo: Laughing……

7. 初中英语短剧剧本 要短 简单

小红帽很简单，我们演过的

8. 求初中英语剧本

电视栏目短剧 《就这么办》
1．初春 一个中等城市的大街上日外
屏幕上，路旁的树木已经吐出新绿。
一双女士的脚，在不停地蹬着自行车。
自行车轮子在滚滚向前，渐渐地露出女士骑车的上身。
女士三十多岁，头上围着围巾，由于骑车很急，脸上渗出细微的汗珠。

2.住宅楼下日外
女士将自行车放好，上锁，走进单元楼道。

3.房间日内
女士进屋关上门，靠在门上长吁一口气。

丈夫从卧室出来，看到妻子。

丈夫：“哎！肖莉，你怎么回来了？”

肖莉没有说话，她走过来，摘下围巾，放在客厅的茶桌上，然后，沮丧地坐在沙发上。
丈夫老黄不解地看着她，肖莉瞥了一眼老黄。
肖莉：“你怎么没上班？”
老黄：“今天我休息呀！”
肖莉一怔，马上又平和下来。
肖莉：“啊！对，你看看------，嗨！”
老黄：“你是怎么了？”
肖莉：“哄哄两个月的事情，今天成为现实了！”
老黄：“怎么回事？”
肖莉：“今天，我们百货商店开会了，宣布了第一批下岗人员名单，我下岗了。”
老黄：“啊！下岗有你？”
肖莉：“对！有我。这偶尔回家，还真有点儿闹心，”
老黄急了：“为什么会有你？你不是组长吗？你们商店的头头还要下岗？”
肖莉：“组长算什么头头！”
老黄：“那你就这么认了？你下岗，不会是犯了什么错误吧？”
肖莉：“我没犯错误。”
老黄：“没犯错误为什么不找你们领导说个明白，别人不下岗，为什么让你下岗？就这样下岗，没有工资了，以后的生活怎么办？”
肖莉：“这次下岗的不只是我一个人，二十几个人呢。老黄，你别急！这第一批下岗是我自己要求的------。”
老黄：“啊！你自己要求下岗？下岗是什么！你知道吗？下岗就是失业！你------。”
肖莉：“你坐下，坐下，你听我说------。”
老黄：“你都失业了，我还听你说什么？”
老黄很气愤地坐下。
肖莉：“现在是第一批下岗，以后还要继续。商店的经营不好，一年多来，月月赔钱。我们这个商店哪！是商业局的老大难单位，需要改制。我看以后的趋势，如果不改一改，我们这个商店早晚黄摊子。再说了，现在是让谁下岗谁有意见，都去找领导打架。我一想，别让领导过于为难了------。”
老黄：“什么！不让领导为难？都下岗了，你这表现给谁看哪？给领导看？说明你表现积极？我看你是脑积水了。这事儿如果让别人知道了，说不定人家还得骂你------。这事儿你带什么头啊！”
肖莉：“我不是想带什么头儿，也不是给别人做榜样。我有我的想法------。”
老黄：“你有想法？有什么想法？”
肖莉：“哎！老黄，咱们市商业局和工商局，在北市场建了一座轻工大市场，现在出租、出售摊位，我想买两个摊位床子------。”
老黄：“你说啥？你不但脑进水，我看你还吃错药了。你没听说吗！那床子多少钱一个？八千元！还买俩！你有钱吗？你！”
肖莉：“想办法吧！”
老黄：“想办法？想什么办法？我告诉你，你不用惦记咱家攒的那千把块钱。你不是说那是给孩子上高中用的吗！我的那七十多块钱的工资，每月还要给我妈我爸一些，生活都没法过了，还要买什么床子！我告诉你，你现在没有工资了，我可养活不了你，不是说男女都一样吗？谁也不要指望谁养活！”
肖莉惊愕：“你什么意思？”
老黄：“什么意思！什么意思你还不懂吗？”
肖莉：“嘿——！你的意思是我没工资了，你不能养活我，我们只好离婚，是不是？”
老黄：“离就离！我怕什么？想离婚也不是一天两天的事了，你连生男孩都不会，还过的什么劲？”
肖莉：“生男生女不是我说了算，生女孩也不是罪过。一对夫妻一个孩儿那是国家政策，又不是我------。算了，我不跟你说这些。我下岗了，没了工资，你要离婚可以，不要把孩子扯进来。我知道，十几年来，你父母对我生女孩不满意，你的心里一直在怪罪我，你这重男轻女------。”
老黄：“我不是跟你说了吗！那也是你说的男女都一样。你不要跟我扯的太远，别跟我扯那个里根儿愣。这日子过不了了，散摊子！”
老黄站起身，气愤地走进卧室。
肖莉看着老黄的背影，她很气愤。
肖莉静静地想着。

4.路上傍晚外
一位小姑娘背着书包，漫不经心地走在路上。突然，她停下，坐在路边的马路牙子上，左手托着腮，愁眉不展的想着心事。
一位中年男子骑着自行车路过这里，看到小女孩，他下车。
男子：“哎！笑笑！放学不回家，坐在这里干啥？”
笑笑站起来。
笑笑：“马伯伯，我正想去您家找您呢！”
老马：“哦！是吗？那跟马伯伯回家，有什么事情回家再说。来！坐车上，马伯伯带你。”
他们走去的背影。

5．老马的家里傍晚内
老马夫妇在听着笑笑的诉说。
笑笑：“我每次回家就听他们吵，......

TV Column skit, "It's that Office"
1. In early spring the streets of a medium-sized city outside the previous day
Screen, the roadside trees have already spit green.
A pair of woman's feet, in the constantly Dengzhe bike.
Bicycle wheels roll forward, graally exposing the upper body, Ms. cycling.
Miss more than 30 years old, around the head scarf, e to very rapid cycling, minor leakage of sweat from his face.

2. Residential downstairs Agui
President will be a bike put away, locked into the cell corridor.

3. Room days
President entered the room closed the door, leaning against the door Chang Yu breath.

Out of her husband from the bedroom to see his wife.

Her husband: "hey! Xiao Li, how do you come back?"

Xiao Li did not speak, she came over, picked scarf, placed in the living room tea table, and then dejectedly sitting on the sofa.
Huang did not understand her husband looked at her, glanced Huang Xiao Li.
Xiao Li: "how do you not go to work?"
Huang: "Today I break 呀!"
Xiao Li Yizheng they immediately calm down.
Xiao Li: "ah! Yes, you look at ------, Hi!"
Huang: "how do you up?"
Xiao Li: "Hong Hong two months, things become a reality in today!"
Huang: "how's going on?"
Xiao Li: "Today, we meet a department store, announced the first list of laid-off workers, I have been laid off."
Huang: "ah! Laid-off have you?"
Xiao Li: "right! Have mine. This is an occasional home, really little Naoxin"
Huang anxiously: "Why would you? Head do not you? Your head but also laid off the store?"
Xiao Li: "What kind of head, head!"
Huang: "That you are so recognize it? You laid off, would not be where they went wrong, right?"
Xiao Li: "I do not make mistakes."
Huang: "Why do not you find that you do not make mistakes that lead to clearly others do not laid off, why you off? So laid off, without pay, and later on in life how to do?"
Xiao Li: "This is not just a laid-off people, 20 a few people do. Huang, you do not worry! This is the first off is my own request ------。"
Huang: "ah! You asked laid-off? Off what! You know? Off is unemployment! You ------。"
Xiao Li: "You sit down, sit down, you listen to me ------。"
Huang: "You are unemployed, and I hear you say?"
Huang was very angry to sit down.
Xiao Li: "It is the first laid off, will continue later. Shops, poor management more than a year, month and losing money. Our store what! Is a commercial problem for the Bureau of units needed restructuring. I see the future The trend, if not altered, that we, sooner or later, Huang store stalls. Besides, now is to let the views of who is laid off who have the leadership to look for a fight. I was thinking, do not let the leadership was too difficult for him ------ . "
Huang: "What! Let the leadership of embarrassing? Have been laid off, you have manifested Who Behold? For the leaders to see? Show that you are active? I see you had hydrocephalus. This thing If you let other people know, Maybe people have to call you what you bring ------。 this thing head ah! "
Xiao Li: "I do not want to take what the first few, nor is it an example to others. I have my thoughts ------。"
Huang: "Do you have thoughts? Have any ideas?"
Xiao Li: "hey! Huang, let's City Commercial Bureau and the Trade and Instry Bureau, in the north market, built a light big market, and now rent, sell booths, I want to buy two stalls Chuang Zi ------。"
Huang: "Yam said what? Your brain is not only water, I see you Chicuo Yao. You do not hear! Then how much money a Chuangzi? 8000 yuan! Also bought both! You money? You! "
Xiao Li: "find a way bar!"
Huang: "If you want alternatives? Like any way? Me tell you, you do not have remembered of that 1000's House save dollars. You do not say that it was high school kids used to do! I was more than 70 pieces of money wages per month to pay for some of my mother my father, life had no law, and still want to buy anything Chuang Zi! I tell you, you do not have the wages, I can not feed you, not to say the same for men and women? Who are Do not count on who to support! "
Xiao Li astonishment: "What do you mean?"
Huang: "What does that mean! What do you mean you still do not understand it?"
Xiao Li: "Hey -! You mean I did not pay, and you can not feed me, we had a divorce, is not it?"
Huang: "from the off! I afraid of? Want a divorce is not something one or two days, you will not even the boys, but also over what Jin?"
Xiao Li: "I did not have the final say a boy or woman, a girl is not a sin. A husband and wife a babe that is national policy, but also I did not ------。 forget, I can not tell you them. I been laid off, not wages, you have to divorce can, do not pull their children come. I know, 10 years, your parents are not satisfied with my girl, your heart has been to blame me, you that patriarchal --- ---。"
Huang: "I said do not tell you! That's what you said men and women are the same. Do not pull me too far, Do not talk to me pull that Reagan children distracted. This is not a day off, San booth!"
Huang stood up angrily into the bedroom.
Xiao Li Huang looked at the silhouette, she was very angry.
Xiao Li quietly thinking.

4. On the road in the evening outside the
A little girl carrying a school bag, casually walking on the road. Suddenly she stopped, sat in the road side of the road sub-teeth on the left hand Tuozhuo Sai, a worried frown of thinking about their minds.
A middle-aged man riding a bicycle passing by here to see the little girl, he get off.
Men: "hey! Smile! School did not come home, sit here Gansha?"
Smiled stand up.
Smile: "Ma Bobo, I am looking for you do want to go to your home!"
Old Horse: "Oh! Is not it? Then go home with Ma Bobo, there is nothing to say back home. Come! Car on Ma Bobo with you."
They walked to the back of.

5. Nag's home in the evening
Nag his wife listening to a smile of accounting.
Smile: "Every time I go home hears them noisy ,......