以閱讀為主題的英語話劇

㈠ 英語話劇劇本

英語話劇劇本推薦：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被縛的普羅米修斯》、《鳥》。

1、《威尼斯商人》

威尼斯商人是由英國戲劇家莎士比亞創作的戲劇，是具有諷刺意味的喜劇。 大約在1596年至1597年間製作的。

該劇的情節通過三個線索得以展現：一個是Portia選擇親戚的方式；另一個是Portia選擇親戚的方式。 一個是傑西卡和羅蘭多的愛與私奔。

5、《鳥》

「鳥」是阿里斯托芬斯（公元前414年）的傑作之一，它是唯一一部以神話和幻想為主題的喜劇。 在劇中，兩個雅典人和一群鳥兒在天地之間建立了「雲端國家」。 國家是理想的社會，貧富不分，沒有剝削，勞動是生存的唯一條件。

㈡ 求主題為愛的英語短話劇劇本

大學校園愛情話劇劇本《愛了你就說出口》
人物簡介：
周正 ：男，一表人才，品學兼優
林林沖：男，周正最好的朋友，活潑開朗，社交能力強
凱琪：女，周正同班同學，標准美女
旁白：青春就是用來追憶的，當你懷揣著它時，它一文不值，只有將他耗盡後，再回過頭看，一切才有了意義。想想是誰給了我們那一剎那寵愛，卻要我們用一輩子去送它離開。愛過我們的人和傷害過我們的人都是我們青春存在的意義。
人物出場
第一幕
（地點:自習室）
（人物：周正 阿沖）
阿沖：「周正，說實話，你是不是喜歡咱們班的凱琪。」（壞笑狀）
周正：「沒，沒有 。開什麼玩笑。」（狡辯狀，匆匆忙忙的翻看手裡的書。）
阿沖：「哼哼（壞笑），你的眼睛已經出賣了你（一本正經）。你就不用騙我了，都是兄弟嘛，是不是?」
周正放下手裡的書，看了一眼阿沖--這個平日里最要好的哥們：「算是吧。」
阿沖(拍著周正的肩膀一本正經的)：「小鬼，要繼承革命先烈勇往無前的大無畏精神嘛，劉伯承就教育我們：『狹路相逢勇者勝。』更何況你一表堂堂，品學兼優，號稱『師奶殺手』，你追凱琪，完全是開著蘭博基尼跑高速。」
周正：「什麼意思？」
阿沖：「開著蘭博基尼跑高速，管它前面是誰，還有個追不上？」
周正(木木的盯著阿沖)搖搖頭：「可是我還沒有駕照。」
阿沖：「不跟你開玩笑，聽我的沒錯，既然喜歡就要勇敢的去追，然後想方設法的把她拿下，在就業率如此低迷的今天，你現在要做的這項工作堪稱事關人類文明進程，而且還是特別提倡的自主創業，作為21世紀……」（滔滔不絕）
周正說：「行了，行了，別貧了。時間不早了，該回宿舍了。」（收拾書包）
阿沖：「聽哥得沒錯，有什麼困難，我肯定兩肋插刀……」
周正：「還不走，我走了。」（背上書包，離開）
阿沖：「哎，哎，等等我。」（急忙追去）
（燈光暗）
旁白：那個晚上，周正躺在床上，翻來覆去，大腦的高度活躍使他根本無法入睡。其實，他心裡明白，從第一次見到凱琪開始，他就已深深的喜歡上了那個看起來總是有點淘氣的姑娘。那時他們剛剛步入這所大學的校門，第一次邂逅的故事，就發生在……
（燈光亮）
第二幕
（地點：圖書館前）
（人物 ：周正 凱琪 阿沖 大二學長 同班同學若干名）
學長帶領周正，阿沖等出場……
學長：「這是咱們學校的圖書館，佔地多少畝，我不知道。不過，在咱們市的這十幾所大學裡面，我們的這個圖書館還是能排進前三的……」（手指著身後的圖書館）
（凱琪匆忙跑過來）
凱琪：「喂，同學，這是不是土木三班。」（凱琪一把揪住周正）
周正：「恩，恩……」（周正愣愣的看著凱琪）
凱琪：「對不起，老師，我遲到了。」（怯怯狀）
學長：「沒事，沒事……另外，我可不是你們老師，我只是咱們校大二的，難道我真有那麼成熟了？」（不停地摸下巴，深沉）
（眾人歡笑）
旁白：周正心想：這個女孩真特別。不禁朝凱琪看去，那是一個亭亭玉立的女孩，穿著黑白條紋相間的T-恤，黑色的牛仔褲，在大家的笑聲中，顯然意識到了自己的莽撞，微微低下了頭，臉頰上也泛起了紅暈。一股似曾相識的感覺莫名其妙的出現在了周正的心底……
學長：「現在，你們班已經都到齊了，下面你們輪流做一下自我介紹，大家相互認識一下。誰先來？」
阿沖：「我先來……」（阿沖迅速的舉起手，走上前來）
阿沖：「本人學名林林沖，大家都叫我阿沖，也有人喜歡叫我林沖，不過我不是很喜歡，第一，我不喜歡水滸裡面的林沖，電視劇裡面演林沖總是受窩囊氣；第二，我叫林林沖，比林沖還要厲害。然後，俺是山東人，希望大家多多關照。（此處用山東話）」（阿沖說完做了個比武的手勢）
（哈哈哈，大家笑做一團）
凱琪：「我叫凱琪，水瓶座，喜歡動漫，浙江人，希望和大家都能成為好朋友。」
周正：「大家好，我叫周正，周正的周，周正的正，可能我剛出生時太不像個樣子了吧，把爸媽都嚇了一跳，於是他們最在意的也就不是什麼要我將來文武雙全之類的了，只希望我能周周正正的就好了，所以給我取了這個名字，說實話，我很喜歡周正這個名字。我和林林沖一樣，也是山東人，請多關照。」
……
（燈光暗）
旁白：土木三班總共有35名學生，就這么一個個的說了下來，最後，記性本來就差的周正只記住了那個讓她似曾相識的凱琪，還有那個自稱比林沖還厲害的林林沖。人生就是那麼奇怪，當你不在意的時候，即便擦肩而過，也視而不見，但是，一旦在意了，她也就無處不在了。接下來的一段時間里，就連周正自己都不知道，他是怎麼得知凱琪的手機號碼，凱琪的生日，甚至凱琪已有一個在外地的男朋友。
（燈光亮）
第三幕
（地點 ：學院路 ）
（人物： 周正 凱琪 阿沖 兩名女生）
周正：「阿沖，這幾天幹嘛呢，神神秘秘的，又想『害』誰啊？」
阿沖：「怎麼說話呢，在你心裡我就這么點覺悟。我為了朋友那可是甘願兩肋插刀的。這幾天，可是把我給累壞了。」
周正：「你又當地下黨，給隔壁班的搜集我們班女生的情報了？」
阿沖：「怎麼會，這么沒營養的事早就不幹了，我現在在謀劃一場，不，是精心策劃一場感天地泣鬼神，前不見古人後不見來者的表白。」
周正：「你又要跟誰表白，不是文法的那個吧?」
阿沖：「錯，現在自己玩浪漫已經out了，最in的應該是幫別人相親，放眼望去，神州大地，21世紀是剩男剩女的時代，你看何炅，樂嘉都不是在給人家安排相親嘛，所以，我現在也正在導演一場真人告白秀。」
周正：「主意不錯，那請問林導，你的男一號是誰啊？」
阿沖：「古語雲，肥水不留外人田，男一號當然是給我最好的兄弟——周正你啦，林女郎當然是你朝思暮想的——凱琪。」
周正：「……」
旁白： 世界上最厲害的咒語永遠是一個人的名字，周正雖然不像阿沖那樣是個社交天才，但是也是一個外向開朗的樂天派。但是每當聽到凱琪這個名字的時候，周正的心總是被揪的緊緊的，從知道凱琪有男朋友的那一刻起，他都有意的去避開她，面對自己內心復雜的情感，自認為成熟的周正更像一個無所適從的孩子。
阿沖：「喂，周正，怎麼不說話？激動的說不出話來了？」（疑惑）
周正：「阿沖，老實跟你說吧，我確實喜歡凱琪，很喜歡，可是她已經有男朋友了，是他的高中同學，在他們老家上大學。」（沮喪）
阿沖：「有男朋友了，有男朋友又怎樣，戀愛是要你情我願的，但是表白一直都是單向的。哪條法律規定了她有男朋友你就不能向她表白。柏拉圖曾經說過：『成長就是，一個男孩鼓起勇氣站在女孩面前表達自己的愛意。』 」
周正：「你確定是柏拉圖說的？」
阿沖：「可能是亞里士多德，也可能是魯迅。這個不重要了，重要的是，純爺們，就是能站在自己喜歡的女孩面前吐露心聲，即使被拒絕，也能一笑而過，那些所謂的面子都是浮雲。」
周正：「……」
（凱琪與兩位朋友出場）
阿沖：「喂純爺們，凱琪，凱琪，快，快，去約她。」（不停地推周正）
（周正猶豫不決）
阿沖：「嗨，凱琪，周正正找你呢。」（推周正）
周正：「嗨，嗨，……」（周正尷尬，不知所措）
凱琪：「周正，有什麼事？」（疑惑狀）
周正（慌亂）：「今晚，陽光不錯哈。」
（凱琪 與兩女生笑）
周正：「所以，那個我有些話，想單獨和你說。那個，你有時間嗎？」（緊張）
凱琪：「今晚，有時間。」
周正：「今晚8點，1號教學樓門口，不見不散。」（欣喜）
凱琪：「好的，拜。」（凱琪和兩位朋友竊竊私語，下場）
阿沖：「我就說嘛，純爺們，信曾哥，沒有錯。（唱歌）『七月份的尾巴，那是獅子座，八月份的前奏，那是獅子座……』 」（周正拉拽著阿沖離場）
旁白：忘不掉初次相見的神秘傾訴
美麗的雙眸讓靈魂走投無路
心靈最深處如一簾瀑布
跌下去才知道已被你俘虜
抹不掉撕心裂肺的情感記錄
可恨的緣分給了天長沒地久
戀愛像吸毒現實很殘酷
我願被愛放逐
阿沖（慢慢上台）：「啊，你問周正去哪了？表白結果怎麼樣？
結果嘛不妨就告訴你 ，周正順利見到了凱琪，也跟她說了一直想說得話。
什麼，有沒有走到一起？
那麼我也要問你了，這真的有那麼重要嗎？
而且，你心裡已經有一個答案了吧。」
（全體演員上場）朗誦
當一個孩子知道鑽石比美麗的玻璃球更珍貴時，那麼，他已經長大了，當一個孩子從被別人愛到知道去愛別人時，那麼他已經開始成熟了。青春最終只不過是年久失修的塵寰之花，輕輕一碰就散落於風中。想想是誰給了我們那一剎那寵愛，卻要我們用一輩子去送它離開。青春路上，愛了，就要大膽的說出口。
（劇終）

㈢ 關於英語話劇劇本

<男孩和他的樹>----中英文

a boy and his tree

a long ago,there was a huge apple tree. a little boy love to come and play around it everyday.he climbed to the tree top,ate the apples,took a nap under the shadow…he loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.time went by…the little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree everyday.

one day,the boy came back to the tree and he looked.
"come and play with me ,"the tree asked the boy .
"i am no longer a kid, i don't play around trees anymore."the boy replied,
"i want toys.i need money to buy them."
"sorry,but i don't have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them.
so,you will have money."the boy was so excited .he grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily.the boy never came back after he picked the apples.the tree was sad.

one day,the boy returned and the tree was so excited.
"come and play with me ,"the tree said.
"i don't have time to play.i have to work for my family.we need a house for shelter.can you help me?"
"sorry,but i don't have a house .but you can chop off my branches to build your house."so the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.
the tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then.
the tree was again lonely and sad.

one hot summer day,the boy returned and the tree was delighted.
"come and play with me !"the tree said.
"i am sad and getting old.iwant to go sailing to relax myself.can you give a boat?"
"use my truck to build your boat.you can sail faraway and be happy."

so the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat .he went sailing and never showed up for a long time.

finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years.
"sorry,my boy.but i don't have anything for you anymore.no more apples for for you…「the tree said.
"i don't have teeth to bite."the boy replied.
"no more truck foe you to climb on."
"i am too old for that now."the boy said.
"i really can give you anything…the only thing left is my dying roots."the tree said with tears.
"i don't need much now,just a place to rest.i am tired after all these year" the boy replied.
"good!old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. come,come sit down with me and rest."the boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears……

this is a story of everyone. the tree is our parent. when we were young, we loved to play with mom and dad……when we grown up, we left them…only came to them when we need something or when we are in trouble.
no matter what,parents will alway be there and give everything they could to make you happy.

you may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that how all of us are treating our parent.time is too slow for those who wait,too swiftfor those who fear,too long for those who grieve,too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love,time is eternity.

中文版

從前，有一棵巨大的蘋果樹。
一個小男孩每天都喜歡在樹下玩耍。他爬樹，吃蘋果，在樹蔭下小睡……他愛和樹玩，樹也愛和他玩。

時間過的很快，小男孩長大了，他不再每天都來樹下玩耍了。

「來和我玩吧。」樹說。

「我不再是孩子了，我再也不會在樹下玩了。」男孩回答道，「我想要玩具，我需要錢去買玩具。」

「對不起，我沒有錢……但是，你可以把我的蘋果摘下來，拿去賣錢，這樣你就有錢了。」

男孩興奮的把所有的蘋果都摘下來，高興的離開了。男孩摘了蘋果後很久都沒有回來。樹很傷心。
一天，男孩回來了，樹很激動。

「來和我玩吧。」樹說。

「我沒時間玩，我得工作，養家糊口。我們需要一棟房子，你能幫助我嗎？」

「對不起，我沒有房子，但是你可以砍下我的樹枝，拿去蓋你的房子。」男孩把所有的樹枝都砍下來，高興的離開了。

看到男孩那麼高興，樹非常欣慰。但是，男孩從此很久都沒回來。樹再一次孤獨，傷心起來。

一個炎熱的夏日，男孩終於回來了，樹很欣慰。 「來和我玩吧！」樹說。

「我過的不快樂，我也一天天變老了，我想去航海放鬆一下。你能給我一條船嗎？」

「用我的樹干造你的船吧，你就能快樂地航行到遙遠的地方了。」男孩把樹干砍下來，做成了一條船。

他去航海了，很長時間都沒露面。

最後，過了很多年，男孩終於回來了。 「對不起，孩子，我再也沒有什麼東西可以給你了……」樹說。

「我已經沒有牙咬蘋果了。」男孩回答道。

「我也沒有樹干讓你爬了。」樹說。

「我已經老得爬不動了。」男孩說。

「我真的不能再給你任何東西了，除了我正在死去的樹根。」樹含著淚說。

「我現在不需要什麼了，只想找個地方休息。過了這么些年，我累了。」男孩回答道。

「太好了！老樹根正是休息是最好的倚靠，來吧，來坐在我身邊，休息一下吧。」

男孩坐下了，樹很高興，含著淚微笑著……

㈣ 以青春為主題的英語話劇 最好搞笑點

你們可以考慮在老友記中截一段視頻來模仿，剛好六個人，而且也比較搞笑。

㈤ 求一個以「大學的意義」為主題的英語話劇劇本，10分鍾左右5個人演的。

Scene1（At Salesman』s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀） Wow, everything is ready! 糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty!(拖糖果下場) Scene2（At the school gate） N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販） (小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let』s ask him. A: OK! C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: I』m dirty！ M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面) S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money?（輕蔑） M&A: Money?(對視) M:Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場) M: What can we do now? A: Let』s ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How?…Oh,I know ,let』s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea!(全部下場)

㈥ 英語話劇劇本

《新守株待兔》
人物：農夫，兔子A，兔子B，大樹。
農夫：I』m a farmer.（稍停頓）[走兩步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨鏡戴上）[冷酷地走兩步，突然被絆了一跤，繼續保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I』m rich now！[開始展示名牌，邊說邊掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(誇張低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不經意地掏出一個蘋果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉蘋果]It』s this![從懷里掏出癢癢撓] Do you know what』s this？癢癢撓？No no no~~You are out!!It』s my modern——鋤頭~！！[看下錶] It is time to do some farming！[開始彎下腰做出鋤地的動作]
樹：I』m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出瘋狂搖滾歌手的動作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鵝] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引導觀眾看兔子A)。樹站回後台]
兔子A：OK,I』m a rabbit. Now I』m just walking around here.
[農夫繼續鋤地，邊鋤邊上場，突然看見前面有個兔子]
農夫：（驚喜地）Lunch！[扔掉癢癢撓]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子後面走]
[農夫跟在兔子後面。兩個人走啊走。兔子突然回頭。農夫假裝看手錶。兩人繼續走。兔子回頭。農夫假裝看天氣。兩人繼續走。兔子回頭。農夫假裝打手機。兩人繼續走，兔子回頭。這次農夫冷酷地把槍口對准了兔子。]
兔子A：Wahhhh~!（嚇一跳）What do you want?
農夫：Huh…！I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A： Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到樹後面，農夫追到樹前]
農夫：Where~ to go? Haha!
[農夫開了一槍「砰」(配音)。兔子在樹後驚慌躲閃，沒被打到。樹做出受傷中彈狀。 農夫又開槍，同上。 農夫開始加快頻率，火力密集地開槍。兔子開始時驚慌躲閃，躲著躲著跳起舞來。樹繼續痛苦中彈狀。]
兔子A[自我陶醉中，邊跳舞邊說]You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me！
樹：[痛苦萬分地]But…you…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪動到兔子背後]
[兔子繼續興奮地跳舞。農夫停止開槍，走到兔子面前，看著它。 兔子猛然抬頭發現]
農夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [舉槍對准兔子，開槍，沒聲音，看看槍，示意沒子彈了。兔子見狀，非常興奮地大笑起來]
兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can』t kill me now！ [興奮大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到後仰。突然頭撞倒了後面的樹] Wa ！[倒地]
農夫：OH! [很興奮地過去兩個手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [把兔子綁到樹上。打呵欠]tired! I』ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡覺]（打鼾的聲音）
兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，發現自己被綁了，很驚訝]Where am I? What happened?
樹：[指著農夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.
兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[東張西望，看到農夫的手機]A mobile![解開繩子去看手機]It』s Nokia WC 250! Wow,how fashion![放回原處。又自覺地把自己綁在樹上。 突然想起來]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不覺地把自己放出來，那起手機][做出打電話的樣子] (配音：撥電話) Hello？
兔子B：Hello!It』s Jenny.
兔子A：Hey Jenny！
兔子B：Oh,hey Mary!
兔子A：How are you?
兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：I』m fine too!How are your parents?
兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle?
兔子B：He』s fine,thank you!And U?
兔子A：He』s fine , too! How…
兔子B：Eh..eh..eh~wait.But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!
兔子A：No no no!I』m in danger now!Come and help me!!!
兔子B：But where are you?
兔子A：I』m under a tree!
兔子B：[邊打電話邊在附近走，經過兔子A面前，兩個人還沒發現]What can you see around you?
兔子A：I see a rabbit …that looks exactly like you!
兔子B：A rabbit…like me… OK!I』ll find you.Just a second!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆離開]
[兔子A 打完電話，小心翼翼地把手機放回農夫處，然後又很自覺地要把自己綁回了樹上]
兔子A：Haha!My friend will come and save me~!yeah! [興奮過度，後仰，頭又撞倒樹上,倒地](虛弱地)Oh!Hurt! Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh,forget it!I』m dying![作喉嚨卡住聲音，死去]
[兔子B上。]兔子B：I』m also a rabbit！I』m smart! I』m lovely! And I』m (作風情萬種)beautiful! （自我陶醉）[轉頭看自己右手邊，卻發現兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!MaryI』m so sorry,Mary!I』m too late!5555555~~~~~~Mary![痛苦而誇張地轉身敲打樹]
樹：Oh!Oh,don』t hit me.!Don』t hit me!I』m ~~brea~ken![朝地上倒，壓倒兔子B]
兔子B：What?NO..NO!~~...I…can』t….breath……(作死了的聲音)
[農夫一覺醒來。看見兩只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![興奮地一手提一隻兔子，哼著小曲下場]

㈦ 英語話劇劇本（短篇)

英語四人話劇!幽默搞笑的話劇劇本《賴皮孫子糊塗爺爺》

演員:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.

F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.

旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,..

正劇：(P,K出場)

P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican』twaitanothersecond.

K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don』tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作開電視狀)

P:HaHa!It』sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高興狀)搞笑小品

Ohno!「TheEnd!」WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔電視機，liuxue86.com作極度氣憤狀)OldKing!?(對K吼)

K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顧右盼狀)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I』.(作充滿自信狀)

P：Really!OK!Now,let』swatchCaribbeanPirates!

K:Humm,No,it』sunfitforyou……(作猶豫狀)

P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon』tkeepyourpromise.(作氣憤欲泣狀)

K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作為難狀)Butpleasebequite,I』.

P:Don』ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanaltmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信狀)

K：OK.(作舒心，安慰狀)

P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高聲喊)

K:Xu……..(作禁聲狀).Rememberyourpromise,youngaltman.

P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天經地義狀)

K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾)

P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪狀)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let』,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢狀)

K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作驚異狀)

P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若無其事狀)

K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作無奈狀)

P:(作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀)Hei!Let』sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意氣風發狀)

(M,F攜手進場):搞笑小品劇本

P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)

M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn』tyourtrick!?(作氣憤狀)

P:(作陽痿狀)Mummy,it』snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼)

M:Idon』tbelieveit.(作嚴肅狀)Dad,isn』treallythat?(詢問K)

K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican』timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)

M:Really.Idon』,whotaughthim.(作懷疑狀)Dear,isn』tyou?

F:No,Ihaven』t,,Doyouthinkso,dear?

M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.

(P，D作驚恐狀。A：發抖，D：揮汗)

(P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾)

P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?

K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(邊揮汗邊說冷)

M:No,it』ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?

P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視)

M:Pirate,what』sbehindyou?(疑問狀)

P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作驚恐狀)

M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作氣憤狀)

P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂臉作害怕狀)

M:CaribbeanPirate!What』sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(氣憤狀)

P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降狀)

M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!

K:Iknowthat,.Yes?Pirate?(想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線)

P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博學狀)

M:Dad,don』tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(誠懇狀)

小品：「不差錢」

(2009年中央電視台春節聯歡晚會節目)

Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一個餐廳的背景，寫著：「蘇格蘭情調」。本山大叔穿著中山裝，身上背著一串蒜頭，手上拿著野雞，拉著毛毛上場。)

(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

Uncle Zhao Here we are. 趙本山：到了。

Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。

Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:蘇格蘭 調情~~~

趙本山：這就是鐵嶺最貴的一家飯店。這不，蘇格蘭調情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –蘇格蘭情調!!

毛毛： 爺爺，你念反了，蘇格蘭情調(qíng diào)。

Uncle Zhao 情調(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 趙本山：啊，情調?就擱這兒吃。

Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爺爺，這家老貴的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 趙本山：貴?咱帶錢了，帶三萬多塊，那包呢?

Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我沒拿包啊。

Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

趙本山：裝錢那包，黃包。

Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，讓我落炕上了。

Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

趙本山：我說，你這孩子還能辦點事嗎?!這給你辦事，落炕上了還。兜里還有錢嗎?

Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.

毛毛： 兜里，多少錢哪才?才70多塊錢。

Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.

趙本山：我還有400。行，夠了。

Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 這也不能夠啊。

Uncle Zhao It』s ok. Waiter!

趙本山：哎呀，夠不夠就這樣了。服務員!

㈧ 經典英語話劇劇本

白雪公主和七個小矮人
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
----音樂起， 旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn』t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.
----白雪出場( 掃地,做清潔.)
白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
----音樂起，皇後出場
皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. What do you want to know?
皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful?
魔鏡：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔鏡：Yes. She is Snow White.
皇後：Snow White? No, I』m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!
獵人：Yes. I』m here now.
皇後：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.
獵人：But she is the princess. …
皇後：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don』t want to see her again.
獵人：Yes!
皇後：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.
獵人：Yes!
----音樂起
白雪：( 高興地摘花 ) One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful!
獵人：( 慢慢地拔出刀,但猶豫著說 ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can』t! I can』t kill her!
白雪：( 看到後大聲哭叫)What are you doing? What』s the matter? Why do you kill me?
獵人： I』m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪：But who?
獵人：The queen.
白雪： But why?
獵人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don』t kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.
獵人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can』t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.
①老學究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
②開心果：Who is it?
③噴嚏精：Maybe it』s the ghost!
④瞌睡蟲：Let』s go into our house quietly.
⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
⑥老頑固：Maybe it』s the witch.
⑦手拿燭光照到白雪的臉. ①~⑦他們都驚叫起來
老學究：What a lovely child!
開心果：How beautiful!
噴嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡蟲：Don』t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老頑固：Kill her.
白雪： ( 醒來 ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.
七矮人：(齊說) Yes,But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don』t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老學究：If you look after our house.
開心果：If you do some cooking for us.
噴嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡蟲：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老頑固：Don』t go out. Don』t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.
On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇後：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?
魔鏡： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇後：What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .
皇後：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.
皇後：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )
皇後：Hahaha….Now I』m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What』s the matter?
老學究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the bad queen. (哭著揀一些花放在白雪身上)
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose. One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs』 house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be kind to her,please.
王子：Yes, I will.I will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life
白雪：Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
----音樂起,旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.
(謝幕)

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[ Titanic] is a classic movie.Tells the story of a touching love story.Its name stirs the imagination... Titanic. The unsinkable ship. The unimaginable catastrophe. The untold stories that lay in mystery two and a half miles beneath the waves of the North Atlantic. What buried tale of love, bravery, treasure and treachery, hidden by time and tragedy, waits here to be discovered? A beautiful socialite. A penniless artist. A priceless diamond. A romance so passionate that nothing on earth could stop it. A destiny so incredible that no one could have imagined it. A collision of lives that could only have happened on Titanic, the ship of dreams. The secrets are about to unfold...the song of this movie[my heart will go on]is very classic ,too.

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英語四人話劇!幽默搞笑的話劇劇本《賴皮孫子糊塗爺爺》
演員: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.
F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.
旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .
正劇：(P,K出場)
P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can』t wait another second.
K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don』t worry, I open it right now. (作開電視狀)
P: Ha Ha! It』s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高興狀)搞笑小品
Oh no! 「The End!」 Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔電視機，liuxue86.com作極度氣憤狀) Old King!? (對K吼)
K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顧右盼狀) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I』m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充滿自信狀)
P：Really! OK! Now, let』s watch Caribbean Pirates!
K: Humm, No, it』s unfit for you…… (作猶豫狀)
P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don』t keep your promise.(作氣憤欲泣狀)
K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作為難狀) But please be quite, I』m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.
P: Don』t tell so much! I have been an alt man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信狀)
K：OK. (作舒心，安慰狀)
P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高聲喊)
K: Xu …….. (作禁聲狀). Remember your promise, young alt man.
P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天經地義狀)
K: Oh?! You are right(作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾)
P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪狀) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let』s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢狀)
K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作驚異狀)
P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若無其事狀)
K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作無奈狀)
P: (作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀) Hei! Let』s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意氣風發狀)
(M,F攜手進場):搞笑小品劇本
P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)
M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn』t your trick!? (作氣憤狀)
P:(作陽痿狀) Mummy, it』s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼)
M: I don』t believe it. (作嚴肅狀) Dad, isn』t really that? (詢問K)
K: Yes, of course, I can』t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)
M: Really. I don』t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作懷疑狀) Dear, isn』t you ?
F: No, I haven』t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?
M: Yes, really a good suggestion.
(P，D作驚恐狀。A：發抖，D：揮汗)
(P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾)
P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?
K: Yes, I can feel it. (邊揮汗邊說冷)
M: No, it』s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?
P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視)
M: Pirate, what』s behind you? (疑問狀)
P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作驚恐狀)
M: Move away .little Pirate! (作氣憤狀)
P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂臉作害怕狀)
M: Caribbean Pirate! What』s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (氣憤狀)
P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降狀)
M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !
K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線)
P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博學狀)
M: Dad, don』t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (誠懇狀)