七年級上冊人教版英語兩篇閱讀
Hi,I'm Jenny.Here are two nice photos of my family.My grandfather and grandmother are in the fist photo.These are my parents,Alan and Mary.In the next picture are my brothers,Bob andEtic.These two girls are my sister Cindy andmy cousin Helen.COco is in my family,too.
你好，我叫珍妮。這有我家的兩張好照片。第一張照片里有我的爺爺與奶奶內。這些是我的父容母親，艾倫與瑪麗。下一張照片是我的哥哥們，鮑勃與埃里克。這兩個女孩兒是我的姐姐辛迪與我的堂妹海倫。可可也在我家裡。
2. 七年級上冊英語作文2篇
1、
The people who I adore
When I was in primary school, there was a teacher who taught me more than that in class.He was a very kind young man, more than ten years older than us and taught us English. We all liked to take his class.What impressed me a lot was his grace.You could see him always smiling.He got angry only when we were too noisy in class.After class,he often played soccer with us.He used to be a very believable defender and never fouled on any of us.We all liked to call him "Teacher Miao" and he was just like a friend, not a teacher.His sonsy personality inspired me to be kind to everyone I met.That was my well-beloved "Teacher Miao" .
我最崇拜的人
我在小學的時候，有一位老師教我在課堂上比這更多。他是一個非常善良的年輕人，比我們十多歲教我們英語。我們都喜歡拿他的課。給我印象最深的是他的恩典。你可以看到他總是微笑。他很生氣，只有當我們在教室太吵了。下課後，他經常和我們一起踢足球。他曾經是一個非常可信的後衛不污染對我們任何人。我們都喜歡叫他「苗老師」，他就像一個朋友，沒有一個老師。他開朗的個性激勵我要對每個人我見過。那是我的心愛的「苗教師」。
2、
My teacher
My English teacher appears very beautiful and she looks about 40 years old.She has a
son.Our English teacher is very strict with us,and sometimes,she is very friendly and kind
to us.She is also humorous.On the April Fools' Day,she said to us,"you are going to have
a holiday this afternoon".Many students thought it true.Many students dare not
talk,because she is very strict.We are afraid that we cannot pass the exam,because the
teacher will criticise us if we don't pass.She doesn't give us too much homework,and she
doesn't give us too much pressure.Sometimes,we like our Engllish teacher.
I like English,and I like my English teacher.
我的老師
我的英語老師長得很漂亮，看起來大概40多歲，他有一個兒子。英語老師對我們很嚴格，
但是有時她對我們很和藹，很友好。她也很幽默，在愚人節那天，她對我們說：「下午放假」很多同學都當真了。在上課的時候很多同學都不敢說話，因為老師很嚴格。我們害怕考試不及格，因為老師會批評我們。英語老師布置的作業不是很多，沒有給我們太大的壓力。有時 我們很喜歡英語老師。
我喜歡英語，也喜歡我的英語老師
3、
One day
It was sunny and very hot today. I got up early and helped my parents cook breakfast.
Then I washed the dishes and cleaned the room. After a short rest I did my homework in
the morning. In the afternoon I went swimming in the nearest swimming pool with my
friends. It was really cool to swim in such a hot day. I surfed the internet and read a
storybook in the evening. I really had a busy and interesting day.
我的一天
今天天氣晴朗比較熱。我起得很早，幫父母做早飯。然後我洗碗打掃屋子。休息一會後我上午做作業。下午我和朋友去我家最近的游泳池游泳。在如此炎熱的夏天游泳的確很棒。晚上我上網、看故事書。我今天很忙過得很有趣。
4、
My best friend
My best friend and I get along with each other quite well. But we are so different. He is
funnier, more outgoing than I am and i'm more serious. He is more athletic and likes to
play all kinds of sports but I am smarter on study. My friend is wilder than me and I am
calmer. He is tall, thin, strong,with short hair, And sometimes he is very careless and lazy.
On the other hands, I am short, fat, weak, with shorthair. He is very helpful because I am
very lazy and don't want to do any sports. And I will help him with his study.
I think our friendship will last forever.
我最好的朋友
我和我最好的朋友相處的非常好，但是我們卻各有不同。他比我更有趣，更外向，而我很嚴
肅。他是運動型的，各種體育運動都很喜歡，而我更擅長於學習。我的朋友相對狂野而我相對沉靜。他又高又瘦，但是很結實，留著短發。一些時候他馬虎又懶散。與他相比，我顯得矮胖，而虛弱。我也是短頭發。他很樂於助人，因為我很懶不想做仍和運動。我會在學習上幫助他。
我希望我們的友誼能夠持續到永遠。
5 、
My pet
I have a cat named Mimi. Its hair is as white as snow. I often play games with it. It amuses me a lot and I treat it as a little friend. Every morning, I would say goodbye to it before I go to school and Mimi would wave its front-legs to me. It brings me a lot of pleasure. But it takes time and costs money to keep the cat. My parents and I spend much time taking care of it, feeding it and cleaning it. We have to clean the house from time to time, or the cat will make them dirty and smelly.
我的寵物
我有一隻叫咪咪。它的毛像雪一樣白。我經常和它一起玩。它使我很開心，我把它作為一個小朋友。每天早上，我會說我去學校，咪咪將對我揮動它的前腿之前對它說再見。它給我帶來了很多快樂。但這需要時間和金錢成本養貓。我父母和我花費很多時間照看它，喂它，清潔它。我們必須打掃房子時，或貓會使他們又臟又臭的。
6、
I have a dream
I'm looking for a weekend. It's happy and it's free. This is my dream.
At this weekend, I don't have to play the violin; I don't have to draw pictures; Olympic Maths is far away from me; Handwriting doesn't bother me.
I can play and I can sing; I can do everything interesting. No one can stop me.
Oh, what a happy weekend! But, it's only my dream. I hope it will come true.
我有一個夢想
我在找一個周末。這是快樂的，這是免費的。這是我的夢想。
在這個周末，我沒有小提琴；我不需要畫；奧林匹克數學是遠離我；筆跡不打擾我。
我可以玩，我可以唱；我可以做任何有趣的。沒有人能阻止我。
哦，這是一個快樂的周末！但是，這只是我的夢。我希望它會成真。
7、
I like basketball
I'm a tall and lively boy. I like playing basketball very much because it's interesting. I like NBA, too. There are many famous stars in it. Such as Alan, Iveson, Tim, Donken, Jordan, Kobe, O'Neal and so on. Yao Ming is in the NBA, too. He's Chinese. He plays basketball well. He's a center forward. He's our pride. All the ball stars can jump, shoot and pour in the basket. So each game of the NBA is wonderful. Sometimes the players can perform miracles, I think.
This year's champion is Spur Team. It』s one of the strongest contenders.
I like NBA. I love basketball.
我喜歡籃球
我是一個個子高高的，活潑的男孩。我很喜歡打籃球因為它是有趣的。我喜歡NBA。有很多著名的明星。如艾倫，蒂姆鄧肯，艾維森，喬丹，科比，奧尼爾等。姚明在NBA。。他是中國人。他籃球打得好。他提出的一個中心。他是我們的驕傲。所有的球星可以跳，射倒在籃子里。所以每一場比賽的NBA是美好的。有時候，玩家可以創造奇跡，我想。
今年的冠軍是馬刺隊。這是一個強有力的競爭者。
我喜歡NBA。我愛籃球。
3. 初一上冊人教版英語書上面所有短文的翻譯
44頁2E
比爾：嘿，艾倫。生日快樂！
艾倫：謝謝你，比爾。
比爾：那麼，你多大了，艾倫？
艾倫：我12歲。你多大了？
比爾：我13歲。
艾倫：你的生日在什麼時候？
比爾：我的生日在八月。
艾倫：好吧，你想參加我的生日聚會嗎？
比爾：噢，是的。在什麼時候？
艾倫：今天下午3點鍾。
比爾：好的，太棒了。再見！
Unit 6 2b的翻譯
David問排球明星Cindy Smith關於她的飲食習慣的問題。
David：你好，Cindy。早餐你喜歡吃些什麼？
Cindy ：我喜歡水果，我認為它是健康的。
David：嗯，那麼你喜歡什麼水果呢？你喜歡香蕉嗎？
Cindy ：哦，我不喜歡。但是我喜歡橙子和蘋果。
David：那午餐呢？你喜歡沙拉嗎？
Cindy ：是的，我的確很喜歡沙拉。
David：嗯······你晚餐喜歡漢堡包嗎？
Cindy ：哦，不。它們不健康。我喜歡把雞肉作為晚餐。
David：好的，嗯，最後一個問題，你晚餐後喜歡吃冰激凌嗎？
Cindy ：呃······我喜歡冰激凌，但是我不吃，我可不想長胖。
47頁2b翻譯
親愛的同學們，
這學期我們給你們准備了有趣和好玩的東西。9月21號，我們在下午有學校郊遊日。 十月是個很棒的月份。12號和15號，我們有兩場球賽，足球和籃球。校慶日在十月22號。你們的家長可以來到我們的學校。下個月，我們開展一場藝術節。在十一月3號。我們在十一月30號有一次英語派對。 在十二月3號，在我們的校圖書館有一次圖書銷售。
這是個忙碌的學期！過得開心！
4. 初一上冊人教版英語書上面所有短文的翻譯
44頁2E
比爾：嘿，艾倫。生日快樂！
艾倫：謝謝你，比爾。
比爾：那麼，你多大了，艾倫？
艾倫：我歲。你多大了？
比爾：我13歲。
艾倫：你的生日在什麼時候？
比爾：我的生日在八月。
艾倫：好吧，你想參加我的生日聚會嗎？
比爾：噢，是的。在什麼時候？
艾倫：今天下午3點鍾。
比爾：好的，太棒了。再見！
Unit 6 2b的翻譯
David問排球明星Cindy Smith關於她的飲食習慣的問題。
David：你好，Cindy。早餐你喜歡吃些什麼？
Cindy ：我喜歡水果，我認為它是健康的。
David：嗯，那麼你喜歡什麼水果呢？你喜歡香蕉嗎？
Cindy ：哦，我不喜歡。但是我喜歡橙子和蘋果。
David：那午餐呢？你喜歡沙拉嗎？
Cindy ：是的，我的確很喜歡沙拉。
David：嗯······你晚餐喜歡漢堡包嗎？
Cindy ：哦，不。它們不健康。我喜歡把雞肉作為晚餐。
David：好的，嗯，最後一個問題，你晚餐後喜歡吃冰激凌嗎？
Cindy ：呃······我喜歡冰激凌，但是我不吃，我可不想長胖。
47頁2b翻譯
親愛的同學們，
這學期我們給你們准備了有趣和好玩的東西。9月21號，我們在下午有學校郊遊日。 十月是個很棒的月份。12號和15號，我們有兩場球賽，足球和籃球。校慶日在十月22號。你們的家長可以來到我們的學校。下個月，我們開展一場藝術節。在十一月3號。我們在十一月30號有一次英語派對。 在十二月3號，在我們的校圖書館有一次圖書銷售。
這是個忙碌的學期！過得開心！
5. 初一上冊英語閱讀（附答案）10篇
Fox(狐狸) and Grapes(葡萄)
A hungry fox came to a vineyard(葡萄園) where a lot of ripe grapes（熟透的葡萄） were hanging. They were on a trellis（葡萄架）,but so high that he jumped(跳,jump的過去式) until(直到……） he was tired,the fox could not reach them.At last he turned away, saying,「Anybody who wants the grapes can have them.They are only green sour （酸）things ,so I will leave them alone.」
一.選擇題:
1.Why did the fox come to the vineyard？（ ）
A.He wanted to eat some ripe grapes.
B.He was going to plant some trees under the trellis.
C.He wanted to water the ripe grapes.
D.He wanted to have a talk with another fox.
2.How were the grapes on the trellis? ( )
A.They were green ahd sour.
B.They were sweet and delicious.
C.They were small and green.
D.They didn't agree with the fox.
3.In order to get the frapes,the fox( )
A.climbed up the trellis
B.pushed down the trellis
C.did what he could
D.asked another fox to help him
4.This text minly tells us( )
A.not to wish for what you cannot have
B.not to sit on the backs of the people
C.not to till a lie
D.to know ourselves
二.問答題:
1.Why didn't the fox get the grapes?
__________________________________________________
Key:一: A B C A
二:The trellis was so high that the fox could not reach them.
The Farmer, His Horse, and His son
Once there was an old farmer, with a horse which was almost as old as himself.
He set out one morning with his son to sell the horse before it died. Father
and son walked, because the farmer did not want the horse to be too tired.
They met two men on the road who said, "Why are you walking, farmer? You have
a horse, It's a long way to market(市場). "The farmer know that this was true,
so he rode on the horse, while his son walked.
Then they met two old women, "What are you doing up there, farmer? Can't you
see how tired boy is?" So the farmer got down, and his son rode instead.\$
Next, three old men stopped them, one said, "Why are you walking, farmer?
Get up, It's too hot for an old man like you to walk today," So the farmer got
up behind his son, and they rode on.
Some time later, a young woman passed them, "Why aren't you walking?" she
asked, "It isn't far to the market. Give your poor horse a rest."
So the farmer, and his son, got down once again. It is a fact that you cannot
please all the people all the time.
1. The farmer wanted to sell the horse ____.
A. before it was dead
B. before it become too tired
C. before it market was over
D. before it was as old as he was
#A
2. The two men on the road ____.
A. asked how far it was to the market
B. said they thought the horse looked very tired
C. asked why the farmer was not riding on his horse
D. told the farmer's son to get off the horse and walk
#C
3. The two old women said it was wrong for ____.
A. the farmer to ride such a tired horse
B. the farmer to ride while his young son walked
C. the boy to ride instead of his father
D. only one person to ride such a long way
#D
4. The farmer got up behind his son because ____.
A. the old man said it was too hot for him to walk
B. the three old men stopped them on the road
C. he did not know why he was walking
D. his son could not ride the horse by himself
#A
Most people who work in the office have a boss (老闆). So do I (我也是). But my boss is a little unusual. What's unusual about him? It's a big dog. Many men have dogs, but few men bring their dogs to the office every day. My boss's dog. Robinson, is big and brown. My boss brings him to work every day. He takes the dog to meetings and he takes the dog to lunch. When there is telephone call for my boss, I always know if he is in the office. I only look under his desk. If I see something brown and hairy (毛絨絨的) under it, I know my boss is somewhere in the office. If there is no dog , I know my boss is out.
（ ）6. People _________bring dogs to the office.
A. usually B. often
C. seldom (幾乎不) D. sometimes
（ ）7. My boss is Robinson's ________.
A. boss B. master
C. classmate D. teacher
（ ）8. Robinson goes to meetings _________ my boss.
A. for B. without
C. instead of (代替) D. with
（ ）9. Robinson is always under the desk if the boss is _________.
A. in the office B. at meetings
C. out of the office D. out of work
（ ）10. The passage tells us the boss _________ the dog very much.
A. looks like B. hates (恨)
C. likes D. trust(信任)
C B D A C
6. 由日常生活的常識可知，很少有人帶狗上班
7. 通讀全文，我的BOSS 是個人，也就是說是狗的主人
8. with有「跟某人一起」的意思，例如：I go to see a film with my parents.」
10. 通過整篇文章的閱讀，可以判斷除了C外，其他的選項都不符合原文的意思．
(一)
Can You Tell Me?(你能告訴嗎)
A father asks him son 「How many letters are there in the Alphabet (字母表)?」「I don't know,」says his son. His father says, 「You don't know? You are in school for many years and you don't know how many letters are there in the Alphabet?」He is very angry(生氣).
His son says, 「No. But let me ask you a question(問題), Dad. You often go to the post office(郵局), please tell me how many letters are there in the post office?」
( )1.From the story, we know the son is good at(擅長) English.
( )2.The son studies at school over (超過) one year.
( )3.The father gets angry because his son is not polite (有禮貌) to him.
( )4.The father knows how many letters there are in the post office.
( )5.There are twenty-six letters in the Alphabet.
(二)
Too Polite(禮貌過頭了)
There are many people in the bus. Some have seats, but some have to(不得不) stand. At a bus stop, a woman gets on the bus. An old man hears the door and tries (試著) to stand up.
「Oh, no, thank you,」 the woman forces (強迫) him back to the seat. 「Please don't do that. I can stand.」
「But, madam(夫人), let me…,」says the man.
「I ask you to keep your seat(坐在你的座位上)，」 the woman says. She puts(放) her hands on the old man's shoulder(肩膀).
But the man still(仍然) tries to stand up,「Madam, will you please let me…?」「Oh, no,」says the woman. She again(又) forces the man back.
At last(最後) the old man shouts(大聲喊), 「I wants to get off(下車) the bus!」
( )1.All the people have seats in the bus.
( )2.An old man gets on the bus at a bus stop.
( )3.The old man wants to give his seat to he woman.
( )4.The woman sits the old man's seat.
( )5.The old man wants to get off the bus.
(一)(1)× (2)√ (3)× (4)× (5)√
(二)(1)× (2)× (3)× (4)× (5)√
Jim is an English boy. He comes to China with his father and mother. They come here to work. Jim comes here to study.
He is in No. 5 Middle School. He gets up early every day. He isn』t late for school. He studies hard. He can read and write English well. He often helps us with our English, and we often help him with his Chinese. After class he likes playing football, swimming, running, jumping and riding. He makes many friends here. We are glad to stay with him. On Sunday he often helps his mother clean the house, mend something or do the shopping. He likes Chinese food very much.
He likes living here. He likes Chinese students very much. We all like him , too.
根據短文內容，判斷以下句子的正誤。對的在括弧內填「 T 」, 錯的填「 F 」。( 10 分)
( F )1. He gets up late every day.
( T )2. He often teaches us English.
( F )3. After class , he likes singing and playing basketball.
( T )4. On Sunday he often helps his mother clean the house.
( F )5. He doesn』t like Chinese food.
6. 七年級上冊英語分級閱讀
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7. 求七年級上冊英語閱讀短文20篇 含答案
1。Today i and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交遊，外面的空氣很好，人感覺很舒服。我們騎著自行車一路欣賞鳥語花香。享受著大自然帶給我們的無限美好。大家開開心心地度過了愉快的一天。
2。Today Mailehaoo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天買了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，買東西有父母幫付錢。不像平時自己上街買東西碰到喜歡的但看了價錢都要考慮好久，呵呵，真的是很開心。我愛我的父母，太感謝他們對我的關心和愛戴了。
3.Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.
英國小說家笛福的《魯濱遜漂流記》描述了主人公漂流海島,戰勝困難,艱苦創業的傳奇故事. 小說寫得真實自然,富有傳奇色彩.主人公在孤島上種莊稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛萬苦,生存下來.但想回人間的心切,使他著迷般地只想到如何走出這個鬼地方,結果還是失敗了,最後於1868年回到闊別28年的英國
《魯濱孫漂流記》給我以啟示，他的頑強讓我蠢蠢欲動，想要邁向人生的另一目標，像魯濱孫那樣用自己的力量，到達自己理想的境界。
我們需要具備魯濱遜那樣的刻苦奮斗的精神.
The World's Greatest Swordsman
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."
世界上最偉大的擊劍手
在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。
他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來－－然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。
「你為什麼這么高興？」有人嚷道，「你沒擊中!」
「啊，」劍手答道，「你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的－－但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。」
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A Mistake
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
搞錯了
一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那裡，醉醺醺的聖彼德解釋說是搞錯了。「每人給我五百美元，」他說，「我將把你們送回人間，就象什麼都沒有發生過一樣。」
「成交!」美國人說。立刻，他發現自己毫不損傷地站在現場附近。
「其他人在哪兒？」一名醫生問道。
「我離開之前，」那名美國人說，「我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。」
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Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
豬還是女巫
一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：「豬！！」那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：「女巫！！」他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。
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Response Ability
An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."
Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
答問技巧
衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行為時，牧師答道：「這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。」
當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意為了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：「當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。」
一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：「如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？」
獲獎的答案是：「最接近門口的那一幅。」
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.
"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"
偉大的獵手Jonesie
有個小村莊正為一隻吃人的獅子而煩惱。於是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手Jonesie來殺死這只野獸。
獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最後，他要求村長殺只羊然後把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上後，獵人到草原上去等獅子。
半夜，村民被從草原傳來的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近後，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。
「Jonesie，怎麼了？獅子在哪？」村長問。
「哪有獅子！」獵人怒吼道，「哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了？」
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Weather Predict
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
天氣預報
一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.
一周後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.
"印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣.
幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.
最後,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"
印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."
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I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"
"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."
我要表現得象位女士
一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。
他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。
「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？」
「聽著，」他說，「我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。」
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