英語閱讀黃段子
❶ 英語閱讀小段，達人來解答
❷ 英語閱讀語段最後一篇 大家幫忙看看 (超急!!~~)
1.Ecation at school can be expensive in some parts of the country.
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❸ 誰幫我看篇英語閱讀。求大意！前兩段看不清可跳過。
第一段看來得不是很清楚，大源致講的是作者得了抑鬱症生活的有點壓抑和悲觀，有一個晚上讓他明白了什麼是快樂，二三段講的是作者在去吃晚飯的路上看到了一個很美麗的賣裙子的寮國少女，讓他想起了他的童年等等，四五段講的是作者買裙子以及和少女講價的經過，經過幾次討價還價兩人達成共識之後作者以買第一條的價格又買了另外兩條，在少女本可以給他更優惠的價格之前他就付了錢，之後少女很開心的笑了，讓作者感受到了感動和快樂。後面兩段拍的不全看的不清所以就不翻譯了，另外從文中可以推定作者應該不是寮國本地人，大致上就是這樣，希望能幫到你。
❹ 繼續英語閱讀語段(超急!~~~)
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❺ 英語內涵段子，帶翻譯
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."
"No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.
一個禿頭的男人坐在理發店裡。發型師問：「有什麼可以幫你嗎？」那個人解釋說：「我本來要去做頭發移植，但實在太疼了。如果你能夠讓我的頭發看起來像你的一樣，而且沒有任何痛苦，我將付給你5000美元。」
「沒問題，」發型師說，然後他很快幫自己剃了個光頭。
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車。接近門口，一位肥胖的中年婦女從後面沖過來，沒想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳，仰面滑倒了。她的慣性使她接近了我的腳。我正准備扶她，她卻自己爬了起來。她鎮定了一下，對我擠了一下眉，說道：「總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎？」
Bring me the winner
- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
給我那個打贏的吧
-- 服務員，
這個龍蝦只有一隻爪。
-- 對不起，先生，這只肯定打過架了。
-- 哦， 那給我那個打贏的吧。
❻ 英語的閱讀語段(超急!!!~~~)
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❼ 求一段英語閱讀短文
Sometimes we often need to make speeches.But most of us are afraid of doing this and don't do a good job Here are some simple
s___uggestions___ to make your speech a s_uccessful____ one. First of all,find out everything you can about your subject and at the same time find out as much as you can about your audience .Then you need to pay attention to trying to arrange your material so that your speech is clear and easy ro follow Use as many example as p__ossible____ . N_ever_____
forget your audience Don't talk over their heads or talk down to them.When you are giving your speech,speak s_lowly_____ and cleary and look at your audience Pause for a few seconds from time to time ro give your audience a chance to think over w___hat___ you have said Just
remember: be prepared,know your subjectand your audienve,you have to say and be yourself Then your ideas will boring you and your audience t____ogether__
❽ 英語閱讀，我每句話能看懂，但是句和句之間有什麼關系我不知道，也就是說，讀完一段，我不知道在講什麼，
因為你語文沒學好O(∩_∩)O~
❾ 英語閱讀語段
我沒看明白你問的意思 但是你有2處錯誤
hosework
錯的-housework
encrage錯的--encourage