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A. 求高中生能閱讀的趣味性較強的英語短文集

如果是平時上學我建議還是看一些雜志,如果是放假我推薦外語教學與研究出版專社和牛津大學出版屬社出的書蟲系列,是綠色的小冊子,第一批出了50本,包含了許多名著的縮寫版,書中還有中文翻譯,書後還有問答,每本書厚薄不一,有速讀的有精讀的,涉獵面較廣。還有第二批出了18本,也是本本精彩。

B. 急求高中英語幽默小故事 2-3分鍾

不必提問,直接在網路知道里搜索「英語幽默小故事」,肯定能找到你要的。

C. 求高中幽默的英語小故事

Big Head

「All the kids make fun of me」the boy cried to his mother.「They say I have a big head」
「Don't listen to them.」his mother comforted him.「You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes」
「Where's the shopping bag?」
「I haven't got one,use your hat.」
大腦袋

「所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑,」小男孩哭著跟媽媽說:「他們說我長了一個大腦袋。」
「別聽他們的,」他媽媽安慰說:「你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了,別哭了,去商店買10磅土豆來。」
「購物袋在哪?」
「我沒有購物袋,就用你的帽子吧。」

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了?」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆,」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子,」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?」
「她是個賣糖果的。」

Where is the father?

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

父親在哪兒?

兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

「看,」哥哥說,「這些畫多漂亮呀!」

「是啊,」弟弟說道,「可是在所有這些畫中,只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?」

哥哥想了會兒,然後解釋道:「很明顯,他當時正在畫這些畫唄。」

D. 提高高考英語,狂做閱讀有用嗎

不用做那麼多。一天2-3篇閱讀,一篇完形就夠了。但是要從你做的文章中,找出你不會的詞彙,查一下字典,把當天做的文章利用好。這樣閱讀和詞彙都可以同時提高了。

E. 內容是美國式幽默或幽默的英語文章(閱讀理解,短文也可)

http://www.taohai.com/cn/newsdetail.asp?id=2547
這個是老友記的劇本,裡面都是美式幽默。。你可以看看~

或者
TGIF vs SHIT
a man met a blond in the elevator.
he greeted her: "T-G-I-F"
but got the reply: "S-H-I-T"
he was startled, but repeated "T-G-I-F"
again the reply was "S-H-I-T"
he was frustrated and said: "T-G-I-F, I mean Thanks God It's Friday"
the blond looked at him saying: "S-H-I-T, I mean Sorry Honey It's Thursday"

http://www.chinaunix.net/jh/33/545296.html

F. 英語幽默短文

英語幽默:抄Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

一隻母老鼠襲帶著孩子出來散步,突然她看見一隻貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽。

母老鼠向著貓叫道:「汪,汪,汪」,貓聽了非常害怕,拚命跑走了。

母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對孩子說:「現在你知道外語的重要性了吧。」

G. 求一篇英文幽默短文,附帶閱讀理解題目

the first day of college,the Dean addressed the students,pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students,and the male dormitory to the female students.Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued:"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.Are there any questions?"
At this point,a male student in the crowd inquired:"How much for a season pass?"

H. 英語幽默短文 要搞笑的

英語幽默:Second
language
A
mother
mouse
was
out
for
a
stroll
with
her
babies
when
she
spotted
a
cat
crouched
behind
a
bush.
She
watched
the
cat,
and
the
cat
watched
the
mice.
Mother
mouse
barked
fiercely,
"Woof,
woof,
woof!"
The
cat
was
so
terrified
that
it
ran
for
it's
life.
Mother
mouse
turned
to
her
babies
and
said,
"Now,
do
you
understand
the
value
of
a
second
language?"
一隻母老鼠帶著孩子出來散步,突然她看見一隻貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽。
母老鼠向著貓叫道:「汪,汪,汪」,貓聽了非常害怕,拚命跑走了。
母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對孩子說:「現在你知道外語的重要性了吧。」
Catch
a
cold
得感冒
During
the
fight,
the
boxer
swiped
the
air
furiously,
but
could
not
hit
his
opponent.
"How
am
I
doing?"
he
asked
the
coach
at
the
end
of
the
round.
"Well,
if
you
keep
this
up,"
replied
the
coach,
"he
might
feel
the
wind
and
catch
a
cold."
http://enghumor.anyp.cn/040227092045218.aspx

I. 高中英語幽默故事帶翻譯

新概念英語里很多的,一抓一大把!意思也容易理解。

J. 高中生看的懂的英語幽默笑話

你可以去谷歌搜一下懷諾美文網看看

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