英語閱讀與訓練七年級上冊
初中英語閱讀組合訓練8上答案
找參考答案對照能及時發現自己有沒有作對，分析錯在哪裡。下面是我整理的七年級上冊英語閱讀訓練答案，歡迎閱讀!
七年級上冊英語閱讀訓練(一)
Little Tom down the street calls our dog "The keep dog".Zip is a sheep dog. But when Tom tries to say" Seep", it comes out "keep". And in a way Tom is right. Zip is always bringing things hoem for us to keep! I'll tell you about some of them.
Zip's first present was a shoe. It was made of green silk.
We didn't know how Zip found the shoe. But after a moment Mary, my big sister, told me the shoe had a strange smell. I nodded(點頭)and held my nose. "What do you think it is?"
"It smells like something for cleaning. I think someone tried to clean a spot (污點) off the shoe. Then he put it at the door to dry."
"Along came Zip. And good-bye shoe!" I said."We should take it back."
"We can't ".said my sistter.
"Maybe little Tom is right," Mary said. "Maybe Zip is a keep dog!"
1.The writer and Mary didn't know______.
A.what Zip's first present was
B.how Zip carried its first present home
C.who owned Zip's first present
D.what Zip's first present was made of
2.Tom calls Zip "the keep dog"because ______.
A.the dog likes keeping things
B.the dog likes playing with shoes
C.he doesn't know the dog's name
D.he can't pronounce the word "sheep"well
3.What made the shoe strange was ______.
A.its colour B.its smell
C.its size D.that it was a silk one
4.The word "keep"in the last sentence means "_____"
A.keeping things for itself
B.bringing things for other to keep
C.not letting it run about
D.taking care of a small child
5.We can know from the reading that the dog _____.
A. likes to give presents to people
B.has been kept in at the writer's home
C.has brought some trouble
D.likes to be called "the keep dog"
七年級上冊英語閱讀訓練(二)
An old lady in a plane had a blanket(毯子)over her head and she did not want to take it off . The air hostess spoke to her, but the old lady said, “I have never been in a plane before , and I am frightened. I am going to keep this blanket over my head until we are back on the ground again !”
Then the captain came. He said, “Madam, I am the captain of this plane. The weather is fine, there are no clouds in the sky, and everything is going very well. ”But she continued to hide.
So the captain turned and started to go back. Then the old lady looked out from under the blanket with one eye and said, “I am sorry, young man, but I don’t like planes and I am never going to fly again. But I’ll say one thing, ”She continued kindly, “You and your wife keep your plane very clean!”
1. An old lady had _________ .
A. glasses B. a blanket over her head C. a coat D. a basket
2. A. She didn’t want to ________ .
A. take it off B. turn it off C. get on D. talk about it
3. _________ spoke to her .
A. The air hostess B. The man next to her C. her husband D. one of her friends
4. The old lady had never been _________ before .
A. abroad B. home C. in a plane D. in hospital
5. The woman didn’t like planes and she was never going ________ .
A. to fly again B. to travel C. to go abroad D. to go home
七年級上冊英語閱讀訓練(三)
Dick lived in England. One day in January he said to his wife, "I'm going to fly to New York next week because I've got some work there." "Where are you going to stay there?" his wife asked. "I don't know yet." Dick answered. "Please send me your address from there in a telegram (電報)," his wife said. "All right," Dick answered.
He flew to New York on January 31st and found a nice hotel in the center of the city. He put his things in his room and then he sent his wife a telegram. He put the address of his hotel in it.
In the evening he didn't have any work, so he went to a cinema. He came out at nine o'clock and said, "Now I'm going back to my hotel and have a nice dinner."
He found a taxi (計程車) and the driver said, "Where do you want to go?" But Dick didn't remember the name and address of his hotel.
"Which hotel are my things in?" he said, "And what am I going to do tonight?" But the driver of the taxi did not know. So Dick got out and went into a post office. There he sent his wife another telegram, and in it he wrote, "Please send me my address at this post office."
Choose the right answer
1. Dick flew to New York because ___.
A. he went there for a holiday
B. he had work there
C. he went there for sightseeing (觀光)
D. his home was there
2. Why did his wife want a telegram from him?
A. Because she didn't know his address yet
B. Because she wanted to go to New York, too
C. Because she might send him another telegram
D. Because she couldn't leave her husband by himself in New York
3. Where did Dick stay in New York?
A. In the center of the city.
B. In a hotel.
C. In a restaurant.
D. At his friend's house.
4. Who would send him the name and address of his hotel?
A. The manager (經理) of his hotel.
B. The police office.
C. The taxi driver.
D. His wife.
5. Which of the following is not true?
A. Dick stayed at a nice hotel in the center of the city.
B. Dick didn't work on the first night of his arrival.
C. Dick forgot to send his wife a telegram.
D. Dick wanted to go back to his hotel in a taxi.
七年級上冊英語閱讀訓練(四)
Bob and Jim once worked in the same factory. One day, Bob lent Jim ten dollars, but then Jim left his work and went to work in another town without paying back the money.
Bob didn't see Jim for a year, and then he knew from another friend that Jim was in another town and staying at a hotel. So he went there to see him late in the evening.
When he got to Jim's room, he saw his shoes near the door. "Well, he must be in," he thought, and knocked again, and said, "I know you are in, Jim. Your shoes are out here."
"I've gone out in my boots," answered Jim.
True or False
1. Bob and Jim once worked in different factories.
2. One day Jim borrowed ten dollars from Bob.
3. Jim paid back the money to Bob and went to work in another town later.
4. Bob hadn't seen Jim for a year when he learned that Jim was in another town.
七年級上冊英語閱讀訓練(五)
I think the most terrible thing in life for my little brother is getting up in the morning. He is almost sick when my mother calls, "Herbert! It's seven o'clock! Get up!"
Herbert answers, "I'm coming!" and goes right back to sleep. I'm not at all like my brother. I don't like to go to bed at night but I don't mind getting up in the morning. I usually wake up before my mother calls me. I jump out of bed and go into the bathroom to take a shower. I get dressed, brush my teeth, comb my hair, and get ready to go downstairs for breakfast as soon as my mother calls.
But not Herbert. He just sleeps. A military band (軍樂隊) in our bedroom could not wake him up. I call him and say, "Get up! Mum will be up here to pull you out of bed if you don't get up immediately!"
But he just sleeps. After calling a few more times my mother has to come upstairs and pull Herbert out of bed. It's that way every day with my little brother. Perhaps some day he'll learn to get up on time, but I really don't think so.
True or False
1. The most terrible thing in life for my little brother is going to school.
2. I'm not like my brother because I like to go to bed early at night and get up early in the morning.
3. I usually jump out of bed and go into the bathroom for a shower before my mother calls.
4. When mother calls, Herbert doesn't answer and remains in bed.
5. My mother often has to go upstairs and pull Herbert out of bed as he refuses to get up.
6. Sometimes we have to send for a military band to wake Herbert up.
7. The writer thinks some day Herbert will learn to get up on time.
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『貳』 英語七年級上冊閱讀理解練習 要答案
A
根據所給的閱讀材料完成表格，每空一詞。 Jane is from Toronto, Canada. She』s thirty-two. Now she is a high school teacher in Beijing. Kumiko comes from Tokyo. She is twenty-two years old. She is a doctor in Beijing. Huang Hua is from Tianjin. He is twenty-five. He works in Beijing. They come from different countries, but they all work hard for the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.
Name Jane Kumiko Huang Hua
Age 32 23 25
Birthplace Toronto Tokyo 4 ________
Nationality 1 _______ Japanese Chinese
Country Canada 3 ________ China
Job 2 ________ doctor 5 ________
B
I am Wang Lin, I am twelve years old. My pen pal Tom is form the United States. He is the same age as I. He is a middle school student in Beijing. There are three people in his family. His father is a teacher, he teaches English in a high school in Beijing. His mother is an English teacher, too. But they work in different schools. Tom goes to school in his mother』s car every day. They all like Chinese food. Tom』s father likes Guangdong food, he thinks it is delicious. Tom』s mother』s favorite food is Sichuan food. But Tom doesn』t like Sichuan food, he thinks it is too hot. So they often eat out on weekends.
( ) 6. How old is Tom? _______________ A. Eleven B. Twelve C. we don』t know
( ) 7. Tom』s father is _________________ A. a teacher B. an English teacher C. teaches English
( ) 8. Maybe (可能) Tom in the same school with _________
A. his mother B. Wang Lin C. his father
( ) 9. Tom doesn』t like Sichuan food because (因為)____________________ A. his father like it B. his mother like it C. it is too hot
( ) 10. They often eat out on weekends because ________________ A. they like Chinese food B. they like American food C. they are lazy (懶的)
C
John is six years old. He can read and write well. But he can`t tell the time. His mother, Mrs Brown teaches him many times, but he still can`t tell. He would say 「brerakfast time」, 「lunchtime」 and 「teatime」 instead of (代替) saying eight o`clock, twelve o`clock and four o`clock in the afternoon. His mother doesn`t know how to help him. One day John`s aunt, Mary comes to see his mother. His mother tell her about that. His aunt says. 「Let me help you. I think I can help him.」 When John comes home after school, Mary begins (開始) to teach him.. 「Can you count,John ?」 she asks him. 「Yes. One ,two three,four …」John says. 「That`s fine. Now I put the long hand (鍾表的長指針) on twelve and the short hand on one －that is one o`clock. If I put the short hand on two, what is the time?』』 「Two o`clock.」 「Good. And on three?」 「Three o`clock.」 Then it is four o`clock in the afternoon, and John`s aunt asks him, 「What time is it now ,John?」 「Teatime, Aunt, and I am very hungry (飢餓).」 John looks at the clock and answers.
( ) 11. John `s mother can`t teach him to __________. A. read B. write C. tell the time
( ) 12. When it`s twelve o`clock John says it`s __________. A. breakfasttime B. lunchtime C. teatime
( ) 13. The word 「count」 may mean (意思是) ____________. A. 計算 B. 數數 C. 認為
( ) 14. The long hand is on twelve, and the short hand is on five. What`s the time? A. It`s twelve B. It`s five C. It`s four
( ) 15. From the text (文章), we know _______. A. John says teatime instead of four o`clock in the afternoon. B. John has a nice watch (手錶). C. There is something wrong with John`s watch.
D
閱讀下面的短文，根據短文內容，用英語簡要回答問題。 Mr. Wang is our English teacher. He is more than (多於) fifty years old. He is tall and thin with black hair. He has a big nose and small eyes. He always wears a pair of glasses. He often wears a dark blue jacket and black pants. He is strict (嚴格的) at his work, but he is kind to us. He teaches English well. He often makes us laugh in his class. We all think English is very interesting. We all like him very much, too.
( ) 16. How old is Mr. Wang? A. 50 B. 45 C. more than 50
( ) 17. What does Mr. Wang look like? A. tall B. short C. nice
( ) 18. What does he often wear? A. a watch B. a pair of glasses C. a hat
( ) 19. What color is his jacket? A. black B. green C. blue
( ) 20. How do the students think of Mr. Wang? A. He is interesting B. He is kind C. He teaches English
E
Uncle Lee is coming to have dinner with us. Mum and I go shopping. We don`t have any meat (肉). We need to buy some. It`s ten yuan a kilo before (以前). But now two kilos are sixty yuan. I say, 「Mum, let`s buy some fish.」 Mum answers, 「OK.」 Fish is Uncle Lee`s favorite food. We buy one kilo and a half. We also buy some vegetables and some chicken, but we don`t buy any hamburgers. Uncle Lee doesn`t like them at all. Mum also wants to buy me some apples. You know, I like apples very much. But we can`t find any. We go home at a quarter to five in the afternoon.
( ) 21. How much is meat now? A. Ten yuan a kilo. B. Fifteen yuan a kilo C. Thirty yuan a kilo
( ) 22. What doesn`t mum buy? A. meat B. chicken C. hamburgers
( ) 23. Uncle Lee`s favorite food is __________. A. fish B. chicken C. noodles
( ) 24. The writer`s (作者的) favorite fruit (水果) is __________.
( ) 25. What time do they go home? A. at 5:15 B. at 4:45 C. at 5:45
F
Alan is an English boy. Now he studies in Shanghai Yucai Middle School. He is in Grade Seven. He has a dog. It`s black and white. The dog`s very clever. Alan likes it very much. Its faveorite food is bone (骨頭). Every day when Alan gets home, the dog meets him in front of (在……前面) the house. Alan`s friend, Jenny is an American girl. She is in Shanghai, too. They are in the same grade. But in different classes. She has a pet panda. It`s also a black and white, but it`s not a real (真正的) panda. It`s a toy. The panda is very clean (干凈的). Jenny often washes it in water. Where is the panda now? Oh, it`s sleeping (睡覺) with Jenny. Every night it sleeps with Jenny.
( ) 26. Where is Alan from? A. England B. America C. Canada
( ) 27. What`s Alan`s pet dog`s favorite food? A. fish B. meat C. bone
( ) 28. What grade is Jenny in? A. seven B. eight C. nine
( ) 29. What does the dog do when Alan gets home from school? A. It sleeps with him B. It meets him in front of the house C. It runns with him.
( ) 30. What animal is black and white according to the passage (根據文章)? A. cat B. dog C. panda and dog
G
Mary is from Canada. She teaches English in China now. she know a little Chinese. She isn`t free from Monday to Friday. So she often goes shopping on Saturday (星期六). Today is Saturday. Mary goes to the shop. She comes out of her car and goes into the shop. 「What can I do for you?」 the girl in the shop asks her in Chinese. Mary thinks she can tell the boy what she wants in Chinese. So she says in Chinese, 「A quilt (被子), please.」 Then the girl goes to the back of the shop. 「My Chinese is not bad. The girl understands (理解) me.」 She thinks. Mary is happy. Soon (不久) the girl comes back. She shows Mary a cup (杯子).
( ) 31. What`s Mary? A. a student B. a doctor C. a teacher
( ) 32. What does Mary often do on Saturday? A. do some washing B. go shopping C. go to school
( ) 33. How does Mary go to the shop? A. by bus B. by train C. by car
( ) 34. What does Mary think of her Chinese? A. very good B. very bad C. very poor
( ) 35. What does the girl think Mary need? A. a cup B. a quilt C. books
H
Hello, boys and girls. My name is Kangkang. I`m from Tianjin. I`m No.1 middle school. My mother works in No.1 middle school. She teaches Chinese. My father is a doctor in a hospital. They both work hard. On Sunday my mother and I often do some shopping. My mother likes shopping a lot. We will go shopping this Sunday afternoon. My mother says she will buy me a red coat. But I don`t like red. I want a yellow one. My mother says yes to me. I am happy. My father doesn`t like shopping at all. He likes animals best. He often takes me to the zoo. My favorite animal is the panda. I think panda are very cute. This Sunday morning my father will go to the zoo with me. I love my parents very much. They love me, too. I have a happy family.
( ) 36. Kangkang`s mother is a ____________. A. doctor B. nurse C. teacher
( ) 37. What color does Kangkang like? A. red B. yellow C. black
( ) 38. ______ likes animals best. A. Kangkang`s mother B. Kangkang C. Kangkang`s father
( ) 39. ______ is Kangkang`s favorite animal? A. the monkey B. the panda C. the elephant
( ) 40. There are (有) ______ people in Kangkang`s family. A. two B. three C. four
I
I am a student in China now. My name is Kelly Smith. I live with my parents, two sisters and a brother in Beijing. My parents teach English in No. 6 Middle School. I study in the same school. I am happy here, because I like my new school and the classmates. They are very kind to me. They like to play with me because I look different from them. I have blue eyes and long blond hair. They often say I look like a doll (洋娃娃). Also I speak English well, so lots of students like to talk with me to improve (提高) their English.
( ) 41. How many people are there in Kelly`s family? A. three B. five C. six
( ) 42. Kelly`s parents are _______. A. doctors B. teachers C. farmers
( ) 43. Why does Kelly like her new school? A. Because it is very big. B. Because it is very beautiful
( ) 44. What color are Kelly`s eyes? A. blonde B. black C. blue
( ) 45. Why do students like to talk with Kelly? A. Because Kelly is a beautiful girl. B. Because Kelly`s English is very good. C. Because Kelly is very interesting.
參 考 答 案
1. Canadian 2. teacher 3. Japan 4. Tianjin 5. worker 6—10 BAACA 11—15 CBBBA 16—20 CABCB 21--25 CCAAB 26—30 ACABC 31—35 CBCAA 36—40 CBCBB 41—45 CBCCB
『叄』 七年級上冊英語閱讀理解題或任務型閱讀題
中考英語任務型英語閱讀理解題解題技巧
[摘 要]
[關鍵詞] 任務型閱讀理解 失分分析 解題技巧
初中英語新課標倡導任務型的教學模式，讓學生通過體驗、實踐、參與、合作、交流和探究等方式，學習和使用英語，完成學習任務，促進語言實際運用能力的提高。中考英語任務型閱讀就是在遵循「課程標准」基礎上，根據任務型教學設計而成的一種新題型。該題型要求學生在閱讀理解的基礎上，去完成一項任務或解決一個問題，它主要考查學生根據所提供語言信息具體解決實際問題的能力，即考查學生運用語言「做事」的能力；同時還注重考查學生的閱讀理解、書面表達、歸納概括、分析理解、邏輯推理及社會生活知識的綜合運用能力。
任務型閱讀理解題題型豐富，近年來考查形式大致如下：回答問題型、判斷正誤型、閱讀填空型、閱讀排序型、閱讀改寫句子型、看圖推斷型。試題既可以按照其中一種形式出現，也可以混合出現。讀寫結合，既增加了試題的難度和區分度，又有效的促進英語學習朝著實用性方向發展，符合了新課改的要求。
考查近幾年的中考英語任務型閱讀理解試題後不難發現，閱讀內容難度整體適中，易於理解，題目設計既不是很直接呈現答案，也不增添解題的彎度。但實際操作解題過程中，卻很容易犯這樣或那樣的錯誤，從而導致了很多不必要的失分。因此，我們有必要讓學生對任務型閱讀有較全面的了解，熟練掌握任務型閱讀的解題技巧。下面，筆者將結合學生答題常見錯誤進一步具體深入解析。
一、明確任務，關注題後要求
實例一：
（2009山東泰安）閱讀下面的短文，並完成短文後的任務。
Waste can be seen everywhere in the school. Some students ask for more food than they can eat and others often forget to turn off the lights when they leave the classroom. They say they can afford these things. But I don』t agree with them.
Waste can bring a lot of problems. Although China is rich in some resources (資源), we are short of others, for example, fresh water. It is reported that we will have no coal or oil to use in 100 years. So if we go on wasting our resources, what can we use in the future and where can we move? Think about it. (3) I think we should say no to the students who waste things every day. Everybody should stop wasting as soon as possible.
In our everyday life, we can do many things to prevent (阻止) waste from happening, for example, turn off the water taps when we finish washing, turn off the lights when we leave the classroom, try not to order more food than we need, and so on. Little by little, everything will be changed. (4) Waste can be stopped one day, if we do our best.
任務1：根據要求答題。(請注意問題後的詞數要求)
1. List the wastes mentioned in the first passage: (within 15 words)
_________________________________________________________________
2. What problems can waste bring? (within 20 words)
(1) ______________________________________________________________
(2) ______________________________________________________________
任務2：將短文中劃線的句子翻譯成漢語。
3. ______________________________________________________________
4. ______________________________________________________________
任務3：請給短文擬一個適當的標題：(within 5 words)
5. ______________________________________________________________
【答案】1. ask for more food，forget to turn off the lights
2. (1) We』ll be short of resources.(fresh water, coal or oil.)
(2) We』ll have nothing to use and nowhere to move./What can we use in the future and where can we move?
3. 我認為我們應該對那些天天浪費東西的學生說不。
4. 如果我們都盡力的話，將來有一天浪費就不會發生了。
5. Stop wasting/No more wasting
分析：這道中考題形式多樣，在同一道題中出現了收集並整理信息、回答問題、翻譯句子、擬標題等多項任務。因此，在未讀材料之前，應仔細閱讀所給任務，做到心中有數，避免答非所問，從而有效的提高做題的效率和准確率。另外，仔細閱讀後不難發現，任務1和任務3題後還有額外的附加要求（within 15 words，within 20 words，within 5 words)，考生稍加馬虎，答題字數就容易超出警戒線！如多於任務一的作答，考生很易寫上: Some students ask for more food than they can eat and others often forget to turn off the lights when they leave the classroom.（共24詞）
二、）對照原文，作答適當修改
（2009甘肅蘭州）
…….At the same time, if you find you are wrong, be sure to correct yourself and apologize to those that you have offended(冒犯). ……
任務2. When you find you make a mistake in the chat room, what should you do?
_____________________________________________________________________
此題考生容易直接抄寫原句，而忘記應將人稱適當調整，答為：if you find you are wrong, be sure to correct yourself and apologize to those that you have offended..
附答案：I should correct myself and apologize to those that I have offended.
任務型閱讀理解不但考查學生閱讀理解的能力，還考查學生寫的能力，所謂讀寫結合。所以在寫的過程中就應特別注意書寫規范：單詞的首字母是否應大寫，單詞拼寫無誤，單詞的詞形、詞性，句子的語法准確，時態語態正確，固定搭配等等。在翻譯句子時尤其要慎重，結合語境，反復斟酌，努力做到萬無一失。
下面是一道滿分為10分的試題， 每題2分。
Do you think about your parents? 「 Yes, of course.」 You may answer, 「 I buy a present for my mother on Mother』s Day. And I give my father a present on Father』s Day.?
Then what about the other days of a year? Always remember to think about your parents. Not just on some important days.
I have a friend. She lives alone. Her parents live in another city.
One day I went to see her. We had a nice chat. Then she wanted to make a call. She dialed( 撥打電話) the number, but then put the phone down. After ten seconds, she dialed the number again. 「 Hi, mom…」
Later I asked, 「 Why did you dial the number twice?」
She smiled, 「 My parents are old. They can』t be quick to answer a call. (1)I always do so when I call them. I just want to give them enough time.」
My friend is a good girl. She is always thinking about her parents. You also want to be a good child, right? (2)why，her, learn ,So , not, from?
1. How should we really think about our parents?
答案一：Not just on some important days.
分析：回答不完整，不能完全覆蓋答題的信息。 不能得分。
答案二：To always remember to think about your parents.
分析：問題是對方式狀語提問，而答句則以目的狀語形式出現，盡管意思表達明白，但只能得1分。因此，回答句子一定要依據問句的形式和內容答題。
答案三：We should remember to think about your parents.
分析：回歸語境不難發現，答句漏掉一個關鍵詞：always.只能得一分。
2. Why did the girl dial the phone number twice?
答案：Her parents are old. They can』t be quick to answer a call. She just wants to give them enough time.
分析：問題是一般過去時態，答句也必須在原文的基礎上適當調整。這樣的作答只能得一分。
3. What do you think of the girl?
答案：She is a good girl and care about her parents.
分析：答句是一個並列句，care 應使用第三人稱單數形式，給一分。
4. 將文中劃線的句子(1)譯成漢語。
答案一：我總是這樣做，當我打電話給他們時。
分析：答案不符合漢語正常語序，給一分。
答案二：當我打電話給他們時，我經常這樣做。
分析：答案未將單詞always准確譯出， 扣0.5分。
答案三：當我打給他們時，我總是這樣做。
分析：答案過於口語化，表達不清晰，給1分。
5. 將文中劃線部分（2）連成一句話。
答案：So, why not learn from her.
分析：答句句末應為問號，扣0.5分。
『肆』 七年級上冊英語閱讀題5篇 （要答案） 速速速速 越快越好
Tom was not old, but he did not have much hair. His wife（妻子）, Grace, had thick, beautiful, black hair. They had one daughter. Her name was Jane, and she was four and a half years old. There was a photo of her father in the living-room, and a few days ago, Jane looked at it for a long time and then said to her mother, "Mummy, why had Dad got very little hair?"
Grace laughed and said, "He's got very little hair because he thinks a lot, Jane. He's a clever man."
Jane looked at her mother's thick, black hair for a few seconds（秒鍾）, and then she asked, "Mum, why have you got a lot of hair?"
根據短文，判斷正（T）誤（F）。
1. There were three people in Tom's family.
2. Tom had some hair.
3. Grace had more hair than Tom.
4. There was a photo of Jane's mother in the living-room.
5. Jane wanted to know why her mother had black hair, too.
In England , people usually don』t talk very much. On a bus or a train, you can see everyone sits looking out of the window. And they often read books and newspapers . But they don』t talk much. When you meet English people, they often talk about one thing-the weather. So when you meet someone in England, you can say, 「It』s fine today, isn』t it?」
「But it was a little cold yesterday.」 He may answer.
「 Oh, it will be warmer later!」 you can say.
Talk like this, and the English will think, 「How friendly you are!」
根據以上信息，判斷下列句子正（T）誤（F）（5分）。
( )1. In England, people usually talk very much.
( )2. We can see everyone singing on a bus.
( )3. English people like talking about the weather.
( )4. When you meet someone in England, you can say, 「 It』s fine.」
( )5. When you talk about weather with English people , they will think you aren』t friendly.
This is a picture of the twins』 room. It is a nice room. Lucy』s books are on the desk. Her schoolbag is on the floor. Lily』s pencils are on the books. Her bag is behind her chair. Their coats are behind the door. We can』t see Lucy and Lily in the picture. They are not at home.
( ) 1. This is a picture of Lily and Lucy』s room.
( ) 2. Lucy』s schoolbag is behind the chair.
( )3. Lucy』s and Lily』s coats are on the chair.
( )4. Lucy and Lily are not at home.
( )5. Their room is nice.
My Favorite Picture
I am a student. I go jogging every morning, and I go swimming twice a week. I spent a lot of time playing all kinds of ball games. I like football, volleyball, and ping pong. I am very good at football, so I play on the school team. After school, I like playing ping pong with my friend, Liu Ming. Liu Ming is not only good at sports but also good at his studies.
閱讀短文和句子，正確的寫T，錯誤的寫F。
_______1. I often go jogging in the morning.
_______2. I go swimming once a week.
_______3. I spend very little time playing ball games.
_______4. I like to go swimming in my free time.
_______5. Liu Ming is interested in his studies but not good at sports.
My name is Mary and I have a brother and a sister, David and Helen. For breakfast, we all like hamburgers. Helen and I like milk, but David doesn』t. I don』t like eggs for breakfast, but David and Helen do. I like them for lunch. I like fruit for supper. We really like chicken and salad for dinner. I like fried chicken and salad with carrots. David likes salad with fruit. Helen thinks everything for salad is fine.
1. Mary likes eggs for lunch. ( )
2. David likes milk for breakfast. ( )
3. Mary and Helen likes fried chicken. ( )
4. David likes salad. ( )
5. Helen doesn』t like carrots for salad. ( )
『伍』 七年級上冊英語閱讀理解題或任務型閱讀題
（2009山東泰安）閱讀下面的短文，並完成短文後的任務。
Waste can be seen everywhere in the school. Some students ask for more food than they can eat and others often forget to turn off the lights when they leave the classroom. They say they can afford these things. But I don』t agree with them.
Waste can bring a lot of problems. Although China is rich in some resources (資源), we are short of others, for example, fresh water. It is reported that we will have no coal or oil to use in 100 years. So if we go on wasting our resources, what can we use in the future and where can we move? Think about it. (3) I think we should say no to the students who waste things every day. Everybody should stop wasting as soon as possible.
In our everyday life, we can do many things to prevent (阻止) waste from happening, for example, turn off the water taps when we finish washing, turn off the lights when we leave the classroom, try not to order more food than we need, and so on. Little by little, everything will be changed. (4) Waste can be stopped one day, if we do our best.
任務1：根據要求答題。(請注意問題後的詞數要求)
1. List the wastes mentioned in the first passage: (within 15 words)
_________________________________________________________________
2. What problems can waste bring? (within 20 words)
(1) ______________________________________________________________
(2) ______________________________________________________________
任務2：將短文中劃線的句子翻譯成漢語。
3. ______________________________________________________________
4. ______________________________________________________________
任務3：請給短文擬一個適當的標題：(within 5 words)
5. ______________________________________________________________
【答案】1. ask for more food，forget to turn off the lights
2. (1) We』ll be short of resources.(fresh water, coal or oil.)
(2) We』ll have nothing to use and nowhere to move./What can we use in the future and where can we move?
3. 我認為我們應該對那些天天浪費東西的學生說不。
4. 如果我們都盡力的話，將來有一天浪費就不會發生了。
5. Stop wasting/No more wasting
分析：這道中考題形式多樣，在同一道題中出現了收集並整理信息、回答問題、翻譯句子、擬標題等多項任務。因此，在未讀材料之前，應仔細閱讀所給任務，做到心中有數，避免答非所問，從而有效的提高做題的效率和准確率。另外，仔細閱讀後不難發現，任務1和任務3題後還有額外的附加要求（within 15 words，within 20 words，within 5 words)，考生稍加馬虎，答題字數就容易超出警戒線！如多於任務一的作答，考生很易寫上: Some students ask for more food than they can eat and others often forget to turn off the lights when they leave the classroom.（共24詞）
二、）對照原文，作答適當修改
（2009甘肅蘭州）
…….At the same time, if you find you are wrong, be sure to correct yourself and apologize to those that you have offended(冒犯). ……
任務2. When you find you make a mistake in the chat room, what should you do?
_____________________________________________________________________
此題考生容易直接抄寫原句，而忘記應將人稱適當調整，答為：if you find you are wrong, be sure to correct yourself and apologize to those that you have offended..
附答案：I should correct myself and apologize to those that I have offended.
任務型閱讀理解不但考查學生閱讀理解的能力，還考查學生寫的能力，所謂讀寫結合。所以在寫的過程中就應特別注意書寫規范：單詞的首字母是否應大寫，單詞拼寫無誤，單詞的詞形、詞性，句子的語法准確，時態語態正確，固定搭配等等。在翻譯句子時尤其要慎重，結合語境，反復斟酌，努力做到萬無一失。
下面是一道滿分為10分的試題， 每題2分。
Do you think about your parents? 「 Yes, of course.」 You may answer, 「 I buy a present for my mother on Mother』s Day. And I give my father a present on Father』s Day.?
Then what about the other days of a year? Always remember to think about your parents. Not just on some important days.
I have a friend. She lives alone. Her parents live in another city.
One day I went to see her. We had a nice chat. Then she wanted to make a call. She dialed( 撥打電話) the number, but then put the phone down. After ten seconds, she dialed the number again. 「 Hi, mom…」
Later I asked, 「 Why did you dial the number twice?」
She smiled, 「 My parents are old. They can』t be quick to answer a call. (1)I always do so when I call them. I just want to give them enough time.」
My friend is a good girl. She is always thinking about her parents. You also want to be a good child, right? (2)why，her, learn ,So , not, from?
1. How should we really think about our parents?
答案一：Not just on some important days.
分析：回答不完整，不能完全覆蓋答題的信息。 不能得分。
答案二：To always remember to think about your parents.
分析：問題是對方式狀語提問，而答句則以目的狀語形式出現，盡管意思表達明白，但只能得1分。因此，回答句子一定要依據問句的形式和內容答題。
答案三：We should remember to think about your parents.
分析：回歸語境不難發現，答句漏掉一個關鍵詞：always.只能得一分。
2. Why did the girl dial the phone number twice?
答案：Her parents are old. They can』t be quick to answer a call. She just wants to give them enough time.
分析：問題是一般過去時態，答句也必須在原文的基礎上適當調整。這樣的作答只能得一分。
3. What do you think of the girl?
答案：She is a good girl and care about her parents.
分析：答句是一個並列句，care 應使用第三人稱單數形式，給一分。
4. 將文中劃線的句子(1)譯成漢語。
答案一：我總是這樣做，當我打電話給他們時。
分析：答案不符合漢語正常語序，給一分。
答案二：當我打電話給他們時，我經常這樣做。
分析：答案未將單詞always准確譯出， 扣0.5分。
答案三：當我打給他們時，我總是這樣做。
分析：答案過於口語化，表達不清晰，給1分。
5. 將文中劃線部分（2）連成一句話。
答案：So, why not learn from her.
分析：答句句末應為問號，扣0.5分
『陸』 七年級英語閱讀訓練及答案
七年級英語閱讀訓練及答案
閱讀理解主要考查學生對於不同體裁或不同題材語言材料的理解能力，以及通過材料的閱讀，對材料中信息的捕獲能力。下面是我整理的七年級英語閱讀訓練，希望能幫到大家!
七年級英語閱讀訓練：Teachers Wanted
Are you a teacher? Do you like children? Can you help them with Chinese on weekends? Come to join us. Call John at 378-5788 for more information(信息).
*Ping-pong Club
Do you like to play ping-pong? Do you want to play ping-pong well? Mr. Cai can teach you. You can come here every Saturday afternoon.
Tel: 368-5778
Add: Room 212 in School's P.E. Building.
*Learning Japanese
Can you speak Japanese? Do you want to learn Japanese? Please join the Japanese Club now. Call Jane at 345-1238.
Time: 8:30 a.m.-l1:00 a.m. (from Monday to Friday)
*Musicians Wanted
Are you a music lovers? Can you sing or dance? Can you play any instruments(樂器)? Welcome to our Star Rock Band.
Please call Tina at 898-3443 or send an e-mail to [email protected].
( ) 66. Gina is a good teacher and she wants to find a job. Who may offer(提供)her a job?
A. Tina. B. John. C. Jane. D. Mr. Cai.
( ) 67. You can be in the Japanese club for to learn Japanese from Monday to Friday.
A. 2.5 hours. B. 3.5 hours. C. 4 days. D. 5 days.
( ) 68. If you are a music lover, you want to be a dancer, how can you contact (聯系) them?
A. Go to Room 212 in School's P.E. Building. B. Call Jane.
C. Send an e-mail to [email protected]. D. Call 368-5778.
( ) 69. Who can teach you to play ping-pong?
A. Tina. B. John. C. Jane. D. Mr. Cai.
( ) 70. Now Vera can speak Japanese well and she teaches children Japanese.She works from Monday to Friday. Can you guess (猜)where she works?
A. The ping一pong Club. B. The star Rock Band.
C. The Teacher Club. D. The Japanese Club.
答案：66-70 BACDD
七年級英語閱讀訓練：apple
Almost everyone likes to eat apples. Apples grow in nearly every part of the world. The United States proces more apples than any other country except France. The states of Washington and New York grow the most apples. New York is on the east coast and Washington is on the west near Canada.
Apples are red, yellow or green. They are very popular in the United States. Many people like to carry apples to work or to school to eat with their lunches. Most American people are often too busy or too tired to cook, so they often have their lunches very simply. Apple juice is also a popular drink and apple pie is the favorite dessert of many Americans.
The state of Washington is proud of its apples. The trees there proce nearly five billion apples every year - one apple for every man, woman and child in the whole world.
根據短文內容，選擇最佳答案。
1. What can we know from the underlined sentence? (理解並判斷)
A. American apples taste good. B. We can see apples everywhere in America.
C. Americans like to eat apples. D. Americans regard (把……視為) apples as their best food.
2. ____________ proces the most apples in the world. (閱讀並判斷或推理)
A. The United States B. Canada C. China D. France
3. Many Americans like to eat apples ring lunch because they __________ at noon.
A. eat nothing but apples B. feel it better to eat apples C. always eat simple food D. can get apples easily
4.The state of Washington is proud of its apples because they think _____________.
A. everyone in the world can share their happiness B. they can proce apples for every person all over the world
C. their apples are better than any other fruit D. their apple trees are the best in the world
答案：CDDB
七年級英語閱讀訓練：我是Jim
My name is Jim. My favorite day is October l8th, because it's my birthday. I am very happy on that day. I eat eggs for breakfast. Then my friends come to my home and play with me. We sing and dance. Someone plays the piano and someone plays the guitar. Lunch is very nice. After lunch, my parents take me to see a movie. My favorite movies are comedies and action movies. After supper, my parents, my sister and I watch TV. Then I go to bed at ten thirty. I don't do my homework on that day. I am very tired but happy on my birthday.
( ) 61. Jim's birthday is .
A. October 8 B. October 18 C. December 8th D. December 18th
( ) 62. Jim's favorite movies are .
A. comedies B. action movies C. thrillers D. A and B
( ) 63. Jim goes to bed at .
A. 10:30 B. 10:13 C. 10:00 D. 3:10
( ) 64. Does Jim do his homework on his birthday?
A. Yes, he does. B. No, he doesn't. C. No, he isn't. D. I don't know.
( ) 65. How is Jim on his birthday?
A. Tired. B. Happy but not tired. C. Tired but happy. D. Happy.
答案：61-65 BDABC
;『柒』 初一上冊：英語閱讀題10篇（短文） 最好不要太難的
A man with a green bag walks into a doctor's room."Please sit down.Let me have a look..."the doctor says."OK.There is something wrong with you. You have to more exercise."
"But ,doctor,"the man says."I don't think..."
"Don't tell me what you think,"the doctor says."I'm the doctor. I know wht you need.What you need is to walk quickly for at lest half ab hour a day."
"But I walk quickly ,"the man says.
"Oh,yes,and I know what kind of walking that is . You walk a few meters to the bus stop from your house,and a few mor meters from the bus stop to your office."
"Please listen to me ,doctor!"the man shouts ."I'm a mailman.I walk for seven hours every day and I come to send letters."
1,What color is the man 's bag?
2,Whenthe mailman comes in , what does the doctor ask him to do first?
3,The doctor thinks the mailman needs to walk quickly for at least-----a day.
4,The mailman sends letters -------every day.
╮(╯▽╰)╭唉——實在是太多！！！！！！！！我打了40分鍾！！！！！！！！！！
抱歉！！！！！！！！！！我就只能幫到這兒啦！！！！！
『捌』 七年級上冊英語閱讀理解題
初中七年級的英語閱讀理解題以及答案解析推薦給大家，希望大家喜歡!
第一篇：
When world-famous Hong Kong actor, Stephen Chou (周星馳), gave up his role in The Green Hornet《青蜂俠》, it looked as if the movie might be finished! The director had to find a replacement before the rest of his cast lost faith in the project. Luckily, Jay Chou was ready to save the day!
Jay might be a new name to Americans (me, for example), but the Taiwanese singer, actor, writer and procer has been famous in China for years. The Asian world first knew Jay when he won a singing and piano contest in 1998. Since then, he has won too many music awards to count, written a book and gained respect as an actor. Jay plays the role of Kato (加藤) in The Green Hornet. Kato is an assistant to the lead character.
Jay is famous throughout the Asian world; now it is his chance to become known throughout the United States and Europe!
閱讀短文，選擇正確答案。
1. Where was Stephen Chou born?
A. Hong Kong. B. Taiwan. C. The United States. D. Europe.
2. Who would like to replace the actor Stephen Chou in The Green Hornet?
A. His teacher. B. Jay Chou. C. Kato. D. An assistant.
3. Jay Chou was well-known in before The Green Hornet.
A. The USA B. Asia C. Europe D. all over the world
4. Which of the following is TRUE according to the passage?
A. Stephen Chou didn’t give up his role in The Green Hornet.
B. The director had to find nobody to replace Stephen Chou.
C. Jay has been famous in America and China for years.
D. Jay plays the role of an assistant in The Green Hornet.
5. It can be inferred from the passage that ______.
A. The director thought the movie must be finished!
B. The assistant would like to save the day!
C. The Asian world knew Jay for his singing and piano.
D. The Green Hornet is Kato’s chance to Hollywood.
第二篇：
In Jellystone Park, the bears Yogi and Boo Boo live happily. But they have a big problem now. Jellystone Park loses business (生意慘淡). Mayor (市長) Brown decides to close the park and sell the land.
People in the city will lose a beautiful park. Yogi and Boo Boo will lose their only home. The park keeper , Ranger Smith, will drive them out of (趕出) the park.
Yogi is smarter than the average (普通的) bear. He thinks of an idea. He and Boo Boo will work together with their “enemy (敵人)” Smith. They will find a way to save Jellystone Park together.
Will Smith help Yogi and Boo Boo? Can they save the park? Let’s see the movie Yogi Bear.
閱讀短文，選擇正確答案。
1. Why does Mayor Brown decide to close the park and sell the land?
A. Because the bears Yogi and Boo Boo live happily.
B. Because Yogi and Boo Boo have no friends there.
C. Because there is no business in Jellystone Park.
D. BecauseMayor Brown lives unhappily that day.
2. Where can we see the bears Yogi and Boo Boo?
A. At home. B. In a beautiful garden.
C. On the film. D. In a zoo.
3. From the second paragraph we know that _____.
A. people will have a beautiful park in the city
B. a beautiful park will be lost in the city
C. Yogi and Boo Boo will have another home
D. their only home will be more beautiful
4. Which of the following is NOT true according to the passage?
A. The park keeper will drive himself out of the park.
B. The bear Yogi is smarter than the average bear.
C. Yogi has an idea to work together with the park keeper.
D. They will find a way to save Jellystone Park together.
5. The last paragraph mainly tells us ______________.
A. to close the park
B. to help Mayor Brown
C. to see the park
D. to watch the film Yogi Bear
>>>>>>參考答案<<<<<<
第一篇：
【語篇解讀】
當世界著名的香港演員周星馳放棄了他在《青蜂俠》的角色，導演不得不尋找替代者，幸運的是，周傑倫准備挽救大局!周傑倫對美國人來說可能是一個新的`名字，但在整個亞洲世界是著名的，現在這是他進軍好萊塢的好機會!
【長難句注釋】
Jay might be a new name to Americans (me, for example), but the Taiwanese singer, actor, writer and procer has been famous in China for years. The Asian world first knew Jay when he won a singing and piano contest in 1998.
周傑倫對美國人來說可能是一個新的名字(比如，我)，但這個台灣歌手、演員、作家和製片人在中國已經出名多年。亞洲世界第一次認識周傑倫是當他在1998年贏得了一個歌唱和鋼琴比賽的時候。
1. A 細節理解題 從短文第1段的第1個句子When world-famous Hong Kong actor, Stephen Chou, gave up his role in The Green Hornet, it looked as if the movie might be finished! 可知周星馳是出生在香港的。故選A。
2. B 細節理解題 從短文第1段的第3個句子Luckily, Jay Chou was ready to save the day!
可知周傑倫願意代替周星馳出演《青蜂俠》。故選B。
3. B 細節理解題 從短文第3段的第1個句子Jay is famous throughout the Asian world; now it is his chance to become known throughout the United States and Europe! 可知周傑倫在出演《青蜂俠》之前只是在亞洲出名。故選B。
4. D 推理判斷題 從短文第2段的第4個句子Jay plays the role of Kato (加藤) in The Green Hornet. Kato is an assistant to the lead character. 可知周傑倫在《青蜂俠》是扮演一個主角的助手。故選D。
5. C 推理判斷題從短文第2段的第2個句子The Asian world first knew Jay when he won a singing and piano contest in 1998. 可知亞洲人認識周傑倫是因為他的歌唱和鋼琴。故選C。
第二篇：
【語篇解讀】
今天我們要來認識一個可愛的小傢伙—Yogi Bear，Yogi的家園快被拆除了，這就意味著他將流落街頭。為了保衛自己的家園，聰明的Yogi想出了一個好辦法，他們能否拯救公園?讓我們一起來看看電影《瑜伽熊》吧!
【長難句注釋】
In Jellystone Park, the bears Yogi and Boo Boo live happily. But they have a big problem now. Jellystone Park loses business. Mayor Brown decides to close the park and sell the land.
在傑里斯通公園，瑜珈熊和布布熊幸福的生活著。但他們現在有一個很大的問題了。 傑里斯通公園生意慘淡。布朗市長決定關閉公園和出售土地。
1. C 細節理解題 從短文第1段的第3個句子Jellystone Park loses business. 可知市長決定關閉公園並把土地出售的原因是傑里斯通公園生意慘淡。故選C。
2. C 細節理解題 從短文第4段的第3個句子Let’s see the movie Yogi Bear. 可知瑜伽熊和布布熊是電影里的角色，所以只有在電影上才可以看到他們。故選C。
3. B 細節理解題 從短文第2段的第1個句子People in the city will lose a beautiful park. 可知這個城裡的人們將會失去一個美麗的公園。故選B。
4. A 推理判斷題 從短文第2段的第3個句子The park keeper , Ranger Smith, will drive them out of the park. 可知公園管理人將會把瑜伽熊和布布熊趕出公園。故選A。
5. D 推理判斷題 從短文第4段內容可知主要是想號召大家去看電影《瑜伽熊》。故選D。
『玖』 求七年級上冊英語閱讀短文20篇 含答案
1。Today i and friends of foreign travel, outside air is very good, people feel very comfortable. We all appreciate the fine girls bicycles. We enjoyed the beautiful nature brought. We happily spent a happy day. 今天和朋友一起出外交遊，外面的空氣很好，人感覺很舒服。我們騎著自行車一路欣賞鳥語花香。享受著大自然帶給我們的無限美好。大家開開心心地度過了愉快的一天。
2。Today Mailehaoo clothes, and parents take to the streets is happy, the parents have to pay to buy things. Unlike in their street to buy things they like to take a long time but saw the price, Ha-ha, is really very happy. I love my parents, I too thank them for the care and love. `` 今天買了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，買東西有父母幫付錢。不像平時自己上街買東西碰到喜歡的但看了價錢都要考慮好久，呵呵，真的是很開心。我愛我的父母，太感謝他們對我的關心和愛戴了。
3.Flute " Robinson Crusoe " of good fortune, novelist of British, describe protagonist drift about on the island, overcome the difficulty, the legend story of pioneering an enterprise with painstaking efforts. Novel write true naturally, legendary. The protagonist plants the crops on the detached island, puts up the log cabin, has eaten the innumerable trials and tribulations, survive. Want, go back human world anxious, want to go how about go out of these damnable place only like make him to be fascinated, result fail, get back to, long separated for Britain for 28 year give me enlightenment by " Robinson's records of adventure " on 1868 year finally, tanacity of him let me wait for a chance to cause trouble, want, march toward another goal for life, look like Robinson like that spend one's own strength,reach ideal realm one's own. We need possess Robinson so spirit of struggle diligently.
英國小說家笛福的《魯濱遜漂流記》描述了主人公漂流海島,戰勝困難,艱苦創業的傳奇故事. 小說寫得真實自然,富有傳奇色彩.主人公在孤島上種莊稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛萬苦,生存下來.但想回人間的心切,使他著迷般地只想到如何走出這個鬼地方,結果還是失敗了,最後於1868年回到闊別28年的英國
《魯濱孫漂流記》給我以啟示，他的頑強讓我蠢蠢欲動，想要邁向人生的另一目標，像魯濱孫那樣用自己的力量，到達自己理想的境界。
我們需要具備魯濱遜那樣的刻苦奮斗的精神.
The World's Greatest Swordsman
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."
世界上最偉大的擊劍手
在一場世界最佳擊劍手錶演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一隻蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一隻蒼蠅切成了四半。現場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。
他的劍鋒以一個巨大的弧線劃了下來－－然而那隻昆蟲還在繼續飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯過了他的目標，然而他還在微笑著。
「你為什麼這么高興？」有人嚷道，「你沒擊中!」
「啊，」劍手答道，「你剛才沒有很仔細地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的－－但他永遠也做不成爸爸了。」
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A Mistake
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
搞錯了
一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達天堂的門口。在那裡，醉醺醺的聖彼德解釋說是搞錯了。「每人給我五百美元，」他說，「我將把你們送回人間，就象什麼都沒有發生過一樣。」
「成交!」美國人說。立刻，他發現自己毫不損傷地站在現場附近。
「其他人在哪兒？」一名醫生問道。
「我離開之前，」那名美國人說，「我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應該由他的政府來出這筆錢。」
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Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
豬還是女巫
一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：「豬！！」那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：「女巫！！」他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。
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Response Ability
An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."
Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
答問技巧
衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行為時，牧師答道：「這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。」
當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意為了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：「當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。」
一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：「如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅？」
獲獎的答案是：「最接近門口的那一幅。」
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.
"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"
偉大的獵手Jonesie
有個小村莊正為一隻吃人的獅子而煩惱。於是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手Jonesie來殺死這只野獸。
獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最後，他要求村長殺只羊然後把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上後，獵人到草原上去等獅子。
半夜，村民被從草原傳來的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近後，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。
「Jonesie，怎麼了？獅子在哪？」村長問。
「哪有獅子！」獵人怒吼道，「哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了？」
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Weather Predict
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
天氣預報
一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.
一周後,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.
"印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘書僱傭該印度人來預報天氣.
幾次預報都很成功.然後,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.
最後,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"
印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."
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I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"
"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."
我要表現得象位女士
一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。
他竭力忍耐著。後來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。
「你幹嘛？」有人尖聲叫道，「你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？」
「聽著，」他說，「我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。」