脫口秀高中英語閱讀

㈠ 跪求→高中英語脫口秀台詞、簡簡單單的就行，內容需要輕松搞笑一點，急急急！！！

I used to drive this used car with a lot of bumper stickers that impossible to peel it off.and one of them said .if you don't speak englishgo homeand I didn't know this for two years

㈡ 英語三分鍾脫口秀的範文簡單的

good morning, ladies and gengtlemen . My name is xxx. It is my honor to come here and givve you a talk show. 下面就是李此慶哪握扒雹內容了

㈢ 英語課堂脫口秀稿子

Hi, everybody. Hi! So I don't have too much time up here, before my green card expires. See I grew up in a poor neighborhood in China. The middle school that I went to one year decided to pave the dirt roads with bricks and cement. And the students were required to bring bricks to school and ...We worked really hard for 3 weeks and finally we built a road. Years later, I heard about the term: child labor. I was like, what?! Those kids got paid?!
嗨，大家好啊!嗨!那個……我能表演的時間不多，因為我綠卡馬上要過期了。我是在中國的窮鄉僻壤長大的。我們初中某年突然決定要修整土路，鋪上磚頭和水泥，讓學生們帶磚頭到學校來……我們玩命地幹了三個禮拜終於把路修好了。多年以後我聽說了這個詞：童工。我立馬就驚訝了，啥?!那些小孩幹活還有錢拿?
I got a D minus. But I read that younger kids nowadays can't even read the analog watches any more. They can only read the digital ones. I was like, how are they gonna report the locations of hot chicks in the future? It's gonna be like, Hot chick, 3 o'clock. I can't stay that long.
我拿到的只是D-。我看報道，如今的小孩都不會看手錶了。他們只能看懂電子表。我心想，等他們長大以後該如何報告辣妹的位置啊?別人說，「辣妹在三點鍾方向」。我不能待那麼久的。
So I came to the US for college and I was really into science, which really helped me in the romance department. Like once I asked this girl out and she said, no. I said, are you sure? And she said to me, hey Joe, NO means NO. I said, well... it also means Nitric Oxide.
我來美國是讀大學，我很喜歡科學，這對我的感情生活也大有裨益。有一次，我來美國是讀大學，我很喜歡科學，這對我的感情生活也大有裨益。有一次，我約女孩子出去，她說不行。我問，真不行啊?她說，嘿，Joe，NO就是不行的意思。我說，NO也是一氧化氮啊。
And one year, I went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Here's something you guys should know about me. I don't approve of nudity in public. But when it happens, I want to be there.
有一年，我去新奧爾良參加狂歡節。 對於我，你們要了解一點，我是不贊同公共場合赤身裸體的。不過要是真有人這么幹了，那我不能錯過啊。
And when I first came to the United States, I took a English as a second language class. And the teacher there was too lazy to remember the students' names. So he just handed out a list of American names for us to choose from. And by the time I got the list, there were only two names left, so I just picked Joe instead of Jake. And the other day, I told that story to my son, Jake.
我初到美國時，參加了英語培訓課程。我們

㈣ 求一篇高中英語脫口秀台詞 大概說5分鍾 不要太短了也不要太長了

sorry , 表示無能為力！！！

㈤ 請幫忙寫一篇《我最喜愛的電影/電視節目/脫口秀》的英語作文，急求！！！

My favourite film

Well, when it comes to me, my favourite film is the Titanic. The reasons are as follows.

Firstly, I love the handsome charactor called Jack in the film. He is one of the most charming actors in the world.

Also, the romantic story told in the film moved me a lot. The true love between Rose and Jack is so beautiful that I can't help crying for them.

Finally, the music in the film is quite pleasant. My Heart will go on moved thousands of people in the world.

㈥ 求一篇英語脫口秀段子 短的 帶翻譯 跪求 給分

you are my sunshine
你是我的陽光
the other night dear,as i lay sleeping,
親愛的,一天晚上我正在躺著睡覺
i dreamt i held you in my arms,
我夢見你在我的臂彎
when i awoke dear,i was mistaken,
當我醒來的時候,我親愛的.我發現我是錯誤的
and i hung my head and i cried!
我垂下我的頭,然後,我哭了
you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,
你是我的陽光,我唯一的陽光
you make me happy,when skies are gray.
你讓我感到開心,當天空黑暗的時候
you'll never know dear,how much i love you,
你永遠不會知道,我有多愛你
please don't take my sunshine away.
請不要把我的陽光帶走
you told me once dear,you really loved me,
你有一次告訴我,你真的愛我
and no one else could come between,
沒有人可以替代
but now you've left me,and love another.
但是現在,你離開了我,愛上了別人
you have shattered all my dreams.
你粉碎了我所有的夢
you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,
你是我的陽光,我唯一的陽光
the other night dear,as i lay sleeping,
親愛的,一天晚上我正在躺著睡覺
i dreamt i held you in my arms,
我夢見你在我的臂彎
you make me happy,when skies are gray.
你讓我感到開心,當天空黑暗的時候
when i awoke dear,i was mistaken,
當我醒來的時候,我親愛的.我發現我是錯誤的
you'll never know dear,how much i love you,
你永遠不會知道,我有多愛你
and i hung my head and i cried!
我垂下我的頭,然後,我哭了
please don't take my sunshine away.
請不要把我的陽光帶走
you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,
你是我的陽光,我唯一的陽光
you make me happy,when skies are gray.
你讓我感到開心,當天空黑暗的時候
you'll never know dear,how much i love you,
你永遠不會知道,我有多愛你
please don't take my sunshine away.
請不要把我的陽光帶走
you told me once dear,you really loved me,
你有一次告訴我,你真的愛我
and no one else could come between,
沒有人可以替代
but now you've left me,and love another.
但是現在,你離開了我,愛上了別人
you have shattered all my dreams.
你粉碎了我所有的夢
you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,
你是我的陽光,我唯一的陽光
you make me happy,when skies are gray.
你讓我感到開心,當天空黑暗的時候
you'll never know dear,how much i love you,
你永遠不會知道,我有多愛你
please don't take my sunshine away.
請不要把我的陽光帶走